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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

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What do you call a gay on steroids? Noah Zimmerman!

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

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Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

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What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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