what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

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Skinny people fart less.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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PENlS.

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So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

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Melbourne Football Club.

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Bing

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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Cripples are lame.

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96

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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