- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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