Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

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Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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Why was the boy sad. Because he had been diagnosed with terminal lung cancer and he had been told he has three days to live. That's why.

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Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

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At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

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