- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

What did I do last night?work

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

Yo mums so fat she went on a diet.

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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