how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

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What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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Why can no one in africa read or write? I would asume the lack of public education combined with the fact that setting up an education system for so many widespread remote comunities would be a logistical nightmare. But then again I have never been to africa and know little about the country and so the premise of this joke is probably a dramatic overstatement in the first place.

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

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Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

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A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

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A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

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A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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Knock knock come in.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

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A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

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