Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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Timothy started school at an elementary and was in the fourth grade. His teacher was Ms Bradshaw, and he liked his class. One day as he was going into class, Ms Bradshaw asked everybody, "what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?" Timothy raised his hand and said "the holocaust." The teacher went to her desk and pulled out a desert eagle and shot Timothy five times in the face and raped his dead body

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

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Tony Romo

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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Anal cheese curds.

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