a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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What do black people eat? Food.

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

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Watch brand new car videos at carvideos website

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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A bar walks into a man

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Person 1: Why don't you want to date me? Person 2: Because you are ugly Person 1: Why am I ugly? Person 2: Because you have bad features. Person 1: Why do i have bad features? Person 2: It's your genetics. Person 1: Why is it my genetics Person 2: Cuz that's the way god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: Because god's god made you Person 1: Why Person 2: Because the god of god of god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: That's the way the god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of (GOES ON FOREVER!!!) made you.

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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Latvia isn't a joke

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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