YES! EXACTLY!

Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

A homeless man begged and begged for a dollar to buy something. A man finally gave him his dollar. What did the hobo buy? Nothing he walked into 711 and then got shot.

Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

Saggy Nipples By chan chan

Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

ugh good riddance

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Dick Chaney

Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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