- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Yo mamma is so old that she died.

What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Women's rights

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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