- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

Why are trees green? I have no idea

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? were both therapists.

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

Frown is a four letter word.

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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