How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it's goal was to get to the other side however unfortunately a giant gorilla picked up a car; threw it at a nearby building causing it to collapse; setting off a massive explosion causing all of the buildings on that side of the street to collapse. As the whole other side of the street was covered in rubble making it impossible for the chicken to get to the other side, so the chicken decided to turn around and go home.

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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whats long and stretchy? elastic

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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