What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

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A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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This joke is the worst joke ever.

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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binladin walks into the american seals

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whoa there

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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