Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why? Because.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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penis

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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