Black people.

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GONNA

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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Roses are red, violets are purple.

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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Obama.

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What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

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What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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