what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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So dont touch it

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Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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Hitler is my role model

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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