dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

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100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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