Granny porn!

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CRY

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Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

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what's 9+10? 19, not 21

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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