What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Read a Book.

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Q: What did the vomiting man say to his friend? A: BLEEEAAARRRGGHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to his wife? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the waiter in the restaurant? A: BLAAAAAARGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Leonardo DiCaprio? A: BLEEEEAAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the convenience store clerk? A: BLAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to your mom? A: BLAAAARRRGGGHH!!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Barack Obama? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGHHHH!! Q; What did the vomiting man say to the King of Saudi Arabia? A: BLAAAAAAAAAAAEEEAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the bartender? A: BLLLEEEEAAAARRGHHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the funeral home director? A: BLLLEEEAAAARRRGGGHHH!!

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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womens rights.

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Peas

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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