What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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Golf.

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

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Robin get in the Batmobile.

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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