Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Choir.

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

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Knock knock What

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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There's a plane with 5000 bricks in it, one falls out. How many bricks are on the plane now? 4999 How do you get an elephant in the fridge? U open the fridge,put the elephant in and close the fridge. How do you get a deer in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out and close the fridge. A lion is trowing a party and the whole animal kingdom shows up, what animal isn't there? The deer cause he's still in the fridge. A little old lady is walking threw an alligator and snake invested swamp. *The snakes and alligators eat her (wrong answer) The brick falls on her head

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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