What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

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That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

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Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

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The penn state football administration

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Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

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WNBA

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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