Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

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What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

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Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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