KIMBERLEY HONEY

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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ok

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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Where's my tractor?

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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An Asian walks out of the library.

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What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

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Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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What is 9+10? 19

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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