How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

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what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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Do you know what's funny? 9/11

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

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So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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Pickles are powerful

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

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Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

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What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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