- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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