How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

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What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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what's red and horny a red unicorn

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Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

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Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

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How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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your life

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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3 men were involved in a terrible plane crash. The first man got up, and all he could see was blue. Blue houses, blue cars, blue people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see blue. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops, then left in his blue world. The second man got up and all he could see was red. Red houses, red cars, red people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see red. He went down stairs and ate cherrieos, then left in his red world. The last man got up, and all he could see was yellow, yellow cars, yellow houses, and yellow poeple. Yet again he walked to a house, and the kind people let him stay the night. Once he woke up, he only could see yellow still. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops and left into his yellow world. So this proves that 2 out of 3 men prefer fruit loops over cherrieos.

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A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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