- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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