- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

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