Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

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I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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9/11

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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There was a little boy (Jewish edition) Saten: Look father, my silk vestments make me look so much more fabulous than you! Gad: Oh! Hawt sweetie! But not as pretty as my dress... Err I mean "silks"... Anyway you are no longer my son! Which means we can do you know what ;) Saten: Hmpf! I am feel disappoint in of your dress! Gad: ITS SILKS! just *basically* a dress... Oh my gawd! You refuse to give it to your "daddy" ;) You are losar ant not gonna get to hang around this club anymore! Saten: OMFG you are so enrage! You are liek not classy or flamboyant at all anymore, sorry pimp "daddy" :/ Imma leavin! And btw Adam my secret lover has such a bigger wienersnitzel anyways, and he is totally eating my fruits if you know what I mean ;) Gad: Oh me so jelez I am completelay going to panish him! I am throwing him out of Paradise and he will only be abley to get children with women now, lulz I am liek so evel. Saten: OMG WEMEN! UR LIEK ZO EVEL! What u goin to do next huh? Forbid Sodomy? Omg tat would be so mean :(... Moral: "NEVER WEAR A FINER SILKS THAN GAD!"...Well, it starts with two flamboyant faggots fighting over who has the "prettiest silk vestments" (basically dresses)... The rest kinda kinda figures.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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jd and zach loves vigina

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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