How many Haitians does it take to change a lightbulb? Typically one, unless the light bulb referenced is in an inconvenient location or is over-sized / industrial grade.

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

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roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

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whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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A fish walks into a bar

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All this fuss about drink driving is a load of crap! I frequently drink and drive, and I've never had an accident, apart from one small collision in which my wife was paralysed from the neck down.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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