Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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Where's the dick??? east

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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Leave her alone...

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1,984

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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aodhan hearty

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

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Ruller

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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