THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

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Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

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Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

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What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

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What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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Woman's rights.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

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Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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