Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

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Penis.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

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Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

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Continents are large islands.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

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Steering Wheel Face.

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What do you call a black priest? A black priest

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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2+2= 478

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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