Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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A blind man walks into a bar

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what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father! Luke: You're not my dad!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHA PENIS

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what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

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An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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