Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

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Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

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Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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JEWS

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