Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

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No.

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

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Firgen and the blung brigade

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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Anti Joke

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