Why did little justin fall off his bike? because a terrorist threw a fridge at him

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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Poverty.

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

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What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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