what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

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A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

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What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

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If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

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Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

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