A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

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Why did I get raped

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Got milk? No.

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http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2008/04/Deer_mating2.jpg

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

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What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

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When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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A girl's opinion is respected.

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

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