Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

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Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

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there is nothing better than waking up to realise that your being hugged by your partner unless that partner is not home

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Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

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What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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