- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

What is white and long? A New York winter

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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