- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

why is yo mamma fat? cause she likes doughnuts

How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

Can anyone Lenin money?

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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