- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

women's rights.

Religion

What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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