Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

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A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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Joke

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So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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Your social life

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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