ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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OMG I NEED FRESH WATER

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What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

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Why was the gay guy sad?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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Women's sports.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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