A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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Womens Rights.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

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Buzi vagy!

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Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

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What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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