What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

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A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

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Why did the boy trip? A small explosion in the center of the earth caused by a hobo created a tsunami, causes a seagull to fly off in alarm. The seagull lands on a Smart Car, causing it to crash, which sends a signal off to a satellite in space. Because of this, a massive earthquake occurs. Oh, and the boy? There was a bowl of soup left carelessly on the ground.

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A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

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Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

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What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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The Moon Landing.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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