why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

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What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

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A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

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bees knees

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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Anti Joke

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