a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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Not at all Nero, if humanity itself where better, you would never have had that pain you rather than carry seems to be stuck to you, what you call your armor, sounds more like a cage to me, it is no wonder that you lose faith in those that drag you down while you find peace and hope within yourself by helping them. I believe you got every right to lose hope in humanity at times, in my eyes you have always been much greater than them, you just seem to believe that if you fail at helping others, then you have failed yourself, remember that there are too many people that surrender in this world, that do not want to be helped back on their own feet rather than to be "shown the only way", you said it yourself, monkey see, monkey do is easy, too easy, and you never take the easy way. I am sorry if I copy your methods too much, it might seem to others as if you are chatting with yourself, which is just crazy, insane. silly, lets just say again that you just got a admirer in me, it cant be helped. Does this bother you?

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Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

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black people swimming

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

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Republicans

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*you're

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A blonde girl gets in a bad car accident . A man stops on the side of the road to help her . She is panicking The man gets out a piece of chalk and draw a small circle. He says "Do not step out of this circle" The man smashes her car with a baseball bat She giggles He rolls her car down the hill, She laughs Her car is on fire , She is cracking up He yells " WHAT IS SO FUNNY " She says , "I stepped out of the circle three times when you weren't looking"

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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