Sorry, had it not been for my contacts, you would all have ended up in prison because of "The Wiz", I know you got a clean plate, but this guy was doing some seriously dirty laundry claiming to be working for "The Order", again it is best you all keep low, I will make sure my men evacuate this place as soon as we have rigged the game to your favor. As far as we can tell, he was the only one leaking Intel, but I suggest you keep an close eye on the rest of your boys and girls.

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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lol

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Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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Women's Professional _________

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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