roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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Welcome To Facebook

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one of the idiot

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

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If youre African, why are you white?

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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