2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

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What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

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a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

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Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

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kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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