What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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this website is non-operational.

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what happen when you put 2 black persons on a blender You ask your self.. will it blend?

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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What's big, wet and yellowish-green at midnight? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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Why did the kitchen cross the road?

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? ni**er

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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