whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

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this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

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"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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