Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

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True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

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What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

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xavier stop

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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