what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

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A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

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Skrillex.

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What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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what did the Hispanic man say to the black man? hello

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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2 women were sitting quietly

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who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

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