What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

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why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

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poo

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What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

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What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

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"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Flop dog

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely, caucasian man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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