why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

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There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

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What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

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Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

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When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

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Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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dead battery come on down

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

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Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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