Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Charles Manson is innocent.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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