ok there is 3 people and the white kid says "bet i got a better dick than all of you" he pulls it out and then the mexican says "nope got you beat" and then the black guy says "nope got all you beat look" and then the mexican and white guys say "its because your black" so the black guy goes home and tells his mom wht happen and ask " is it true mines bigger because im black?" she said " no it bc your 23"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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Arrow in the Knee!

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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Dusters blow stuff.

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

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Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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