Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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Obama.

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A man walked in to a bar, he ordered a few drinks, met some new friends and had a good laugh with them. Later that night, he got in his car and drove home, which was foolish, as he should have known that being under the influence of alcohol increases the percentage of a collision, which could take his life and the lives of others. He arrived home just fine and got in to bed with his wife who was happy to see him.

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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72

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YES! EXACTLY!

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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wommmoaooammaaa

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. Bars serve people of all religions.

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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