Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

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Kys

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Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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Yo momma so fat, she died.

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almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

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How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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