why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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Take this and put it- No.

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Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

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Sarah Palin

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

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Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

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Why did the man die in a car crash? Answer: He was not fallowing the traffic laws and therefore risking the life of himself and others. This may have resulted from the possibility that he was under the influence of alcohol, he was under the influence of drugs, he was emotionally unstable from a bread up, he was emotionally unstable from because of an abusive family, he was emotionally unstable from losing his job, he had an abusive childhood, he was emotionally impaired, he was high from lack of oxygen, he wanted to wear a blindfold, he didn't like his car, liked to spin the steering wheel a lot, he thought the gas was the break, or he just didn't like traffic laws.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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Anti Joke

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