What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

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what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

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How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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9/11

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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Boner

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Anti Joke

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