Whats big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A Fridge.

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What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

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IU football

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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Women's Rights

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Knock Knock Who's There Alex, Now open the door, please. Oh Ok.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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666

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Women's rights

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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