What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

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Y2K

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Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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What does Harry Potter love? Magic

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say cheese

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Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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Error 37.

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What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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