When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

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a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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