- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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