2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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Jess Burns

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

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A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

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Anti Joke

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