MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Charcoal is black, So is my neighbor.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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VAGINA.

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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