What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

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Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

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Canada's army

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What did the blind, deaf, mute child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

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What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

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What happens to a red rock when you throw it in a blue sea? It gets wet

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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69

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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#Getweird

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Anti Joke

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