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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is very bad looking

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

Like if you like big tits.

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