Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

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Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

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Anything involving women..

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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