Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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What did one orphan say to the other? My parents are dead.

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

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Why are trees green? I have no idea

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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