Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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The WNBA.

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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mental kid

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A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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What happened to the boy who got everything he ever wanted? He turned into a gluttonous and greedy adult who eagerly spent all of his money and subsequently died alone.

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What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

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How much Is a free app on my market?

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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