Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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banana

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What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

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If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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womens rights

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willam dafoe

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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