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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

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Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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What did the tree say when it was cut down? Nothing, it's a tree

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knock knock come in

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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