Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

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A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

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hey

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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A black person dies.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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