what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

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