what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

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Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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A man walked into a bar owch

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

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Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

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sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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Samantha

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A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

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why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

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whats worse than school...wait a minute?

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What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

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