- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After a while, the bartender comes over to him and asks if he would like another beer. He says no and leaves.

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

The joke below is absolute shit.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

Guess what? What? Nothing.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

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