I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

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Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

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Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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Knock. Knock. Who's There? Its Jim, is Craig home? No he moved out sorry.

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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One time i was sitting down

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Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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