What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

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Why did the little girl's pet bunny pass away? Because her neighbor ripped out it's vitals.

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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There once was an old man. He had worked hard his whole life to make sure his children got everything they needed, and that they were always happy. He had a beautiul life and a great big house with a marvelous view of the ocean. In time his kids moved away, and his wife died. The old man was left all by himself in the great big house, and sometimes the emptiness of the house reminded him of the emptiness of his own heart. He very seldom cried though, and kept all of his emotions inside. One day it all became to much for him and he took his own life in the silence of his great big empty house. I was that ocean.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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