What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

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Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

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Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

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How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

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Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

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why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

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What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

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What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

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Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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donald................duck for president

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Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

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What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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