What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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The MLS

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

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I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

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Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

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yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

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What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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