An overzealous adventurer takes a trip to the Congo in Central Africa. While exploring the dense jungles, he accidentally drinks water that is contaminated with a very rare virus. He lives through the pain of the virus for many years. About 10 years after his trip to Africa, researchers discover a cure for the adventurer's virus. He goes to the clinic to get his shot to kill the virus. Exhilarated, the now cured adventurer runs out of the clinic but fails to look both ways while crossing the street and gets hit by and ambulance and dies.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

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What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

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whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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