Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

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Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

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Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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