What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

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josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

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Spread the net.

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What is brown and sticky?

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How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

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i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

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Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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Anti Joke

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