What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

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You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

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Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

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Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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Brad Fuller!

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

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How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

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What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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