How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

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What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

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What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

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i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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My butt!!!!

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? To provide an alibi for his identical twin who was committing 1st degree murder at the time.

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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