Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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Why does kelly keep going on about breasts ? cus shes into chicks !!!

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What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

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a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

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Every human being has some kind of penis <3

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Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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