A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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Charles Manson is innocent.

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What were the murderer's last words before he was put to death by electric chair? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNFHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................................................." He then defecated in his pants.

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A man walks into a bar and gets drink

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Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

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What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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Oh...okay, good.

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What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

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Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

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why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

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How did the fat guy servive the plane crash??????? He bounced

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Susie has Autism

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

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What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

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Get in the van

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Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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