whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

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Bitch

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What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

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What is White over Black? Society.

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well considering the weight of a fly is 1.2 grams, and the weight of a light bulb is 50 grams (and this is assuming that the fly can lift its own body weight) it would take 41.6 flies. But also considering the fact, that the .6th of a fly is impossible, because it is more than likely to be deceased, it is impossible for flies to screw in a light bulb.

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Manchester City

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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Anti Joke

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