A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

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Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Guess what?? What? I murdered your mother with a slimy piece of ham.

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NEVER

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Hi what I lug you

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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Robin, get in the batmobile.

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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A man walks into a bar and says give me a 84 bourbon, when he gets it he spits it out and says this is no 84 bourbon this is a 74 scotch, So he asks for a 68 brandy , when he gets it he spits it out again in disgust saying this isn't a 68 brandy this is a 87 whiskey!, than the old man next to him says here try this, the man says what is it?, the old man just says try it, so the man does, he spits it out and shouts this is urine!, the old man says correct, now tell me how old i am.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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