your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

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What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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A talent agency is giving auditions and is just about to rap it up when a family shows up. They reluctantly agree to their "brief" audition given that they had found no suitable talent that day. The routine starts with the father starting 6 chainsaws at once while simultaneously starting a juggling/lumberjacking routine. His beautiful wife proceeds to toss him additional chainsaws (as he continually throws them for dramatic effect) while also maintaining a hypnotizing dance which seems to drain your desire to leave from your very soul. The children take turns jumping in between the chainsaws while doing a silent replay of the movie, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." After it plays out the father tosses the final chainsaw up in the air which lands standing straight, quivering in the dust of the studio. The studio manager says, "Why that's an AMAZING act!! I'll sign you right now! What do you call your act?" In response to which, the father shits on his desk.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

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Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

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Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

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What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

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You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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