Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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This one sucks!

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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