Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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