why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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People, so yeah Nero7 is alive, but for the first time in history this site is crashing because too many are posting questions here, so I will try answering some for you, the name is Joker2 and I am one of the administrators at point zero. Nero7 is alive and, according to himself well, but physically he can barely walk and stutters in pain, and yes we are six million followers in total. Otherwise his condition is stable, and no, he is not dying in six years (because) that is also part of the coding you will need to access our site (it might have sounded a bit too dramatic in order for some of you to understand its part of the code) Do not post questions or comments regarding our activity on any other section, we do not want that kind of attention, so stop it or we will have to cut you off, Nero can and will answer questions, but please one at the time, its clogging this crappy server, besides Nero can only answer one person at the time as far as I am aware off.

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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