There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? cause he had mad-cow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican Cross the road? He was on His way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was walking to his car, racist....just kidding, he was on his way to rob a bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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no pun intended

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What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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Why do you want to know? And what did the censor get? Okay okay you are not boring nor stale nor anything, please increase the effect of this thing, its not working very well when I try to.

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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A doctor rides in his Mercedes Benz through a rough, poor part of town. He sees a homeless person who is begging for money. The doctor stops and gets out of his car and asks "Ill give you some money if you need it for food". The homeless person then shoots and kills the doctor, takes his wallet, and buys crack.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

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Slavery lol

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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