What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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How did th-A fridge.

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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Womens rights

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What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

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John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

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What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

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Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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knock knock come in !

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Anti Joke

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