What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

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Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Anti jokes.

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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Hi colton

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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cancer

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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