Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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Why did the

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

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why am I writing this...im bored

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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