Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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I used to know what alzheimers was

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

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Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

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why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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