A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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A young baby died.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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star wars kid

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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black people

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

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What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

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what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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