your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

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An Irishman walks into a bar. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

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Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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sfdg

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Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

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