What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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Penis-Pump

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What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

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Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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Jimmy Saville

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

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Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Bark I'm a tree

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why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

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What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

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Finally, lets take the fight two the streets shall we, no I am not asking, asking is for pussies: YOU VIOLATED AND KILLED MY FATHER! YES YES WHAT IS IT WITH YOU WOMEN ANYWAYS I VIOLATED YOUR MOTHER TOO, BUT YOU DON`T HEAR HER WHINING ABOUT IT! In fact tell her to stop her sending me nude shots, I prefer it when she sends me those she takes of you in your sleep... Your friendly Neighborhood R*pist Moral Man:The day Moral Man graced your village was the worst day of your life, for me it was fathers day! Literally, do you really think I killed your father? I would never comitt suicide! Now, let us celebrate our reunion with some... "Moral WINcest" Barlog: Yes we would like to see the tapes you made for me banging her mother. two Super Turbo edition hours later: YEEEEEEEEEEES! YEEEEEEEEEEEES!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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