how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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This one time at band camp....

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

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What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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Anti Joke

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