what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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The WNBA

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Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

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My mom just died....

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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