Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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i have a christmas tree.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

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this is not a joke. jks

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What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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Anne Frank.

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What do you call a black man hanging from a tree? Breakfast

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

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A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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