Pandas Everywhere!!!

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

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some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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