Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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A boy eats 3 pounds of candy, 2 whole pizzas, and drinks 10 beers. Why did he puke? Someone came out of nowhere, and kicked him in the nuts

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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what tall and looks like a jew?

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c it was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out if the tree? A: b/c it was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c he thought it was a game. Q: Why did the toaster fall out of the tree? A: The branch snapped. Q: Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? A: She was hit by three monkeys and a toaster :( MAB99

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What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

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i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

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Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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