How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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4/20.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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A man walks up to an attractive woman and asks "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" The woman replies "No, it's hot in here. It is a record breaking 114 degrees outside, which means everybody is using their air conditioner. Due to the large amount of energy air condioners require, the power has gone out in this building and the air conditioner is not functional. The tempurature in the building is 103 degrees and three children are in the emergency room because of heat stroke."

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

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Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

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3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

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sixty....eight.

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