Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

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Knock knock Come In.......

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Justin

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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What did you get for your birthday? I got older

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

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Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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