whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

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How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

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Which is longer? A rope...

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So a Hispanic, African-American, Jewish, and Asian man were walking down the street. They were involved in a parade that celebrated racial equality.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

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My Nan, that is all.

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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