Yo momma so fat you have aids

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Your mother is so stupid that ran into a large pole.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

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What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

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My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

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"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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Q: Why couldn't Sally ride her bike? A: because Sally has Cerebral Palsy.

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What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

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OIO

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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