Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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Anthony Dephillips is handsome

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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