I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

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roses are red violets should be purple

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

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Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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Water? I hardly know her.

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IMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM a beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee immmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooodfssgihsfdiug

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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You cannot invite, hire people for money and expect loyalty Red, you need to make them earn the right to work for you, merits, background checks, consistency, friend, I can help you with a lot of my own experience, what saddens me about you being the leader, is that you have a good heart. And you are naive, a dangerous combination, if anyone such as Jonas shows up again, your life may be in danger, I mean you know who I am talking about.

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Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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I had my period 3 days ago.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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