If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

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What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Prior to this incident he was being chased by a psychopathec killer who had just murdered his family. As he was escaping on his bike, the murder's lookout who was holding a shotgun, swung the butt end of the gun, causing severe brain damage and eventually death to the escaping boy, also causing him to topple over on his bycicle.

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Dumbledore dies.

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

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this is not a joke. jks

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What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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