A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

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I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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Diana and victoria

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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