- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

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