What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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MySpace.

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If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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There were three blondes hanging off a freezing cold helicopter. A burnette, a red head, and a blonde. The redhead's hands were getting cold so she let go so she could blow on them to keep them warm. She fell off the helicopter and down the cliff. A little later, the burnette did the same thing, i mean their hands were cold. But the blode then said " guys, your doing it wrong. You have to do it like this." She blew one hand at a time, " not like this: she showed them how they did it and fell off too.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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