roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

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my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

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