A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

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Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

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book 'em danno

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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