Roses are blue Colton is gay

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im a dragon, no im not

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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whats black? a black man

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

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Donald Trump.

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What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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Anti Joke

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