whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? I have it's actually really nice

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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to get to the other side.

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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