Elizabeth Warren

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Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

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Women's rights

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W.N.B.A.

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Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

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Women's rights

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black

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; *knock knock*, Who's There? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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