What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was shot. why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one. why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought they were playing a game. why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? it thought it was a koala. why'd the man fall of his bike? it was hit by 3 koala's and a refrigerator.

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

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stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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