A boy eats 3 pounds of candy, 2 whole pizzas, and drinks 10 beers. Why did he puke? Someone came out of nowhere, and kicked him in the nuts

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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a irish man walks past a bar

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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epic win?

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Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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what do u get when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant a genetically disformed animal comes out who dies shortly after

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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