What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

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What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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