Caramel Boing.

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had created. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself. As he was walking along the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. When he turned to see what the cause was, he saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charging right towards him. He ran as fast as he could. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing, He ran even faster, crying in fear. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. His heart was pounding and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up, but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him. At that moment, the Atheist cried out "Oh my God!...." Then the Atheist died a violent and terrible death.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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