The Charlotte bobcats.

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Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

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A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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A woman walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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