Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

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10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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5 - samios in a wheelchair.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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