Who is a better president, Bush or Obama? Both have their Pros and Cons.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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split your ass cheek

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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I need a good anti joke....

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What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

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Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

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What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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