Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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penis hehehehe

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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What do you call a black person pushing a car? A very strong human being.

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

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Reading books

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Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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