What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

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Neither have I

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What do you call a dead cat on the side of the road? Kitty litter

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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A man walks into a bar. The other two ducked, and then immediately called an ambulance.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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