I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

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Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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whats cold and in a box...have a guess

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What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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Your mother is so fat, when she dives into a pool, the on duty life guard blows his whistle to get her attention. He then proceeds to tell her about the dangers of diving into a pool with the depth of 5ft or less and asks her not to continue her antics. She is not pleased but decides it is best to follow the rules.

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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The Detroit Lions

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

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one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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