What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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Women's football

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

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Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

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Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

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Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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Anti Joke

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