If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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Your mom

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

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Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

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