Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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womens rights

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

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If the red house is made out of red bricks, the yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, and the blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is the greenhouse made of? Ah, I see what you did there. You are expecting me to follow the sequence based on how each house is made out of bricks the same color as their title. However, I am one step ahead of you and I know that the greenhouse is made out of glass panels. But what if it were made out of green glass panels? Then, I suppose, the sequence could continue naturally yet we still have a problem of units - bricks vs. glass. Quite the dilemma we are facing.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

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cot!

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

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Okay, one second.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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