I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

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America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

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A Mormon walks into a bar

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hello

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

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What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

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Facebook...

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

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Anti Joke

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