Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Guess what i just did. Master bait.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

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Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

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A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

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like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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