Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

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How much did the Holla Cost?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

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Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

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What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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