"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

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What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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Knock, Knock. Come in!

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Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

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Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

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Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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