what did jacob say to coach a joke

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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