- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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