why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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