How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

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Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

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What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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Why did the deaf man take his parrot to work? He was weird.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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Anti Joke

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