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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

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Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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