A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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more chocolate?

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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make me a sandwich!

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

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What happen? Idk...

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What's up brah brah

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A black goes to college

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A boy walks home from school. On his way home some bullies stole his kite. When the boy got home he was greeted by a police officer that told him that his parents had been killed. The boy started crying and the Police officer said " whats wrong?". The boy replied " some bullies stole my kite".

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What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

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A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

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"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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yada yada

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Whats Obama's last name?

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