What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

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What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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Anti Joke

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