What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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whats black and large -me

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Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

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You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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Charlotte Bobcats

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

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LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

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Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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