dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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What's one plus one? two.

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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obama

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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