fabien

thumb_up thumb_down -56

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

thumb_up thumb_down +2

potato

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

hey

thumb_up thumb_down +15

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Bible Games aka Bible Buffet: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Sometime after the death and return of Superma... Jesus. God: RAISE FROM YOUR GRAVE! Jesus slays holy white beasts: POWER UP! POWER UP! HOMO UP! Uh did he say homo u... ARGH! CANNOT CONTAIN LEVEL OF HOMO! TURNING FURFAG/ALTERED BEAST. A wild Saten appears!: WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM! Jesus used gay wolf punch, it was not very effective... wild Saten uses OMFG HE TEARS OFF HIS OWN HEAD AND THROWS IT AT JESUS! Its super effective! Jesus Dies. Moral: Second coming? He came back to meet his disciples and crap AFTER quoting "ill be back", did he promise some third coming? Is that why people have been waiting for over 2000 years? :P

thumb_up thumb_down -13

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

thumb_up thumb_down +52

Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

thumb_up thumb_down +1

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

thumb_up thumb_down -5

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

thumb_up thumb_down

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops