A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

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When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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A dancer walks into a barre

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Sarah Palin

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