roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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Will nearis is here! Get it

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What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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Neil Lewis

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

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