Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

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My wife made me a sandwich

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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a man walks in to a bar he says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey laugh" so he goes in there and makes it laugh and gets a free beer ant then the next day he goes in and says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey cry" so he goes in there and makes the horse cry and the bartender says " i will give you a free beer but first tell me what you did to make my donkey laugh and cry" the man says " first to make the donkey laugh i told the donkey i had a bigger penis than him then to make him cry i showed him

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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Do your parents know you're gay?

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1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

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A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

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