What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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guest what i love pancakes

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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