why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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The penn state football administration

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a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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i have a christmas tree.

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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My love life

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

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Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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skurfboards we love fat kids

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I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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