What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

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Your mother is so fat.

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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PENIS that is all

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Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

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Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

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Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

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the holocaust

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Anti Joke

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