How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

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What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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im a dragon, no im not

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This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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