What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

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Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

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Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

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If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

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Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

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What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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