Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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womens rights

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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Stop Iran! We need the money.

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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Finally, lets take the fight two the streets shall we, no I am not asking, asking is for pussies: YOU VIOLATED AND KILLED MY FATHER! YES YES WHAT IS IT WITH YOU WOMEN ANYWAYS I VIOLATED YOUR MOTHER TOO, BUT YOU DON`T HEAR HER WHINING ABOUT IT! In fact tell her to stop her sending me nude shots, I prefer it when she sends me those she takes of you in your sleep... Your friendly Neighborhood R*pist Moral Man:The day Moral Man graced your village was the worst day of your life, for me it was fathers day! Literally, do you really think I killed your father? I would never comitt suicide! Now, let us celebrate our reunion with some... "Moral WINcest" Barlog: Yes we would like to see the tapes you made for me banging her mother. two Super Turbo edition hours later: YEEEEEEEEEEES! YEEEEEEEEEEEES!

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Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

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why was the boy crying he had cancer

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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