Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

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why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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