Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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