Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

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Obamacare

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

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You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

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Black People.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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