What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

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What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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My children are huge mistakes.

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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