a woman votes!

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

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want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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What is the difference between John and John Nothing

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Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

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Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

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Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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