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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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Brain fart

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Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

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Feeling that your friends do not listen to your insightful conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say "Uhuh", and "Ahah", and "Dats coo!" NOW YOU CAN BE COMPLETELY APRECIATED BY A FUCKING BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING... ...BUT IS IT... APPRECIATING IT? DUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! MYSTERY!

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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knock knock who's there ?

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

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North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

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A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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The BCS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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