What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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Ask me if I am an orange. "Are you an orange?" No.

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Why are old people such terrible drivers? As we age, our eyesight slowly deteriorates and our reflexes become slower. So, in order to be cautious, the elderly avoid high speed chases and such to maintain their and others safety. Or they could have alzheimers and not realize they are in a moving vehicle at all, it's really a tossup

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why did my girlfriend get pregnet? i didn's use a condom, and my semen entered her long muscular tube, also known as a vagina.

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A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

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A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

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Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

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How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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