- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

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