- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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