What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

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What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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marshal sterio had sex

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

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"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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