Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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roses are red violets are blue i've got a boner and it raging for you

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A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

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Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

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what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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