Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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girls basketball

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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Hi, this is luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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shut up elliot

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

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Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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