What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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save me from the nothing ive become

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

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Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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