Paul Dylan King!

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What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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So these two girls have a cup .

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Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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