Knock knock Come in!

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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Iggy Azalea

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? because i shot it.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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