Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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Japan called... They need help.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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a black guy leaves prison

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

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have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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what do you call a black pilot? a pilot

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

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What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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