Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

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Mike tyson

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Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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Why does life suck? Because it does

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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