Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

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Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To get the other side!

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

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