Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

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BUTTERFARTING

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Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

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Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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Small breasts.

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How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

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AIDS.

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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