- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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