Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

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A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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