So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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GAY PEOPLE

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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Water, please.

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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Womens rights

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

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Canada's army

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What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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Anti Joke

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