A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What does Harry Potter love? Magic

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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