knock knock who's there no one

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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look under under where under under where. under the couch

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

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Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

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Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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