why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

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Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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well use a tissue!

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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nba live 13

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

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Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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