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Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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Not Steve Jobs

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

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Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

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What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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