Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

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Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

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A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

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Water, please.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

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you know whats funny the letter Q

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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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