What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

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What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

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A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

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If you dont see banners here it does mean they are not here. P.S Advertising helps fill our pockets and annoy you. Please be understanding in the fact that we will permaban you while grinning if you refuse to UNDER-stand our rule.

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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Anti Joke

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