This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

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It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

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How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

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What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

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Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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Anti Joke

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