A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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Christianity

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

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Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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hi dave

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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