A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

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Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

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Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Whats blue and smells like grass? Boise States football field

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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womens sports...

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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