A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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- Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - KGB wh........... *slap* - vwe vwill ask the questions!!!!!!! - Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - Mom the KGB is here again....... - i dont care just answer the damn door - 5 seconds later nobody answers the door....... u here a crash and all of a sudden big men run in with guns - one comes over and slaps the mother while he continues to say " the KGB vwill vwait for no one!!!!!" - every body in the house is shot and and the KGB goees on to tlive normal lives........ for the KGB

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i like turtals and kids

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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