Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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Knock knock Come in

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

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A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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Women's Rights

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If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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two scientists line up a frog at a line and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off one front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off the other front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off a rear leg and tell it to jump it jumps 2 feet they cut off its last leg and tell it to jump it doesn't move they tell it to jump again it doesn't move the scientists come to a conclusion: frogs with no legs...cant hear

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How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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