What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

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Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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raisin boogers

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

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What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

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You

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 new what 6 and 9 were doing.....

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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