Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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asdf

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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