Women's rights.

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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Are you a tree

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

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Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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