- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

The Pope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll ya have, Pope?" But the Pope's grasp of English is tenuous at best, so he mumbles something in Latin. The bartender doesn't know any Latin. The Pope gets frustrated and leaves.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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