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So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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Why was Sally in a wheelchair? Her abusive father beat her repeatedly with a rake.. Then as she crawled out the door to try and get help, the abusive father took his Dodge Ram and ran over her legs reapeatedly. Then began to slap her. Luckily, a vigilante saw the whole thing and slaughtered the father with an axe and carefully escorted Sally to the hospital. After a couple of weeks of beautiful and extraordinary care, Sally made a full recovery and was able to leave.. and all patients have to leave in a wheelchair

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was younger, he was made fun of by all the bigger numbers. Everyday after school he would go home and wonder why he was made fun of. Was it his looks? How tall he was? The pain and suffering never stopped. He thought of suicide every day he got home from school. One day his mom got home from work and found 6 bleeding in the shower. She thought he was dead. She hurried him to the hospital where he was barely kept alive. After months of recovery, he started going back to school. The bullying never stopped, they started calling him a loser who should have died. He got older and depressed as a teenager. He got ahold of alcohol and began drinking. He went to meetings and got over his addiction. 10 years later he meets up with 7. It takes him back to his horrible childhood with the big numbers. Every time 6 sees 7, he gets reminded of everything. 7 had also murdered someone in front of 6.

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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