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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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