What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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Snooki

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

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What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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