How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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how much fish could a chicken

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

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A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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Obama lin Baden.

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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