minorities.....

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

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how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

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