A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

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WNBA

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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lol

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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