yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

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Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

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i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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belly button

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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Racial Equality

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A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

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How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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