Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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Badabing.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

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How did the baby cross the road? The baby got stapled to a chicken

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Well... My reputation is still kinda exaggerated apparently. What you experienced is called astral projection, some people claim it is the same as lucid dreaming, I beg to differ, the difference is vast. You basically just admitted that people believe much more in you, than you believe in yourself, without believing hypnosis does not work, people are like "bah its just suggestions", its true, but underestimating the power of suggestions is a pretty bad call.

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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these are shit

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What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

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