OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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Why did Cam newton win the heisman? Wait Cam Newton won the heisman?

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What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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Oh...okay, good.

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone he proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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Why does god never feel anger? Because you need to exist to have feelings.

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What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

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