the jokes are repetitive on this site

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

i like cats

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

no

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

I'm banging your sister.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Women's sports.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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