Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

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What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

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hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

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what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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