why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

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Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

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lewis bedford

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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Your doorbell is broken.

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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Get in the van

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