What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

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What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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what is sticky and brown?a stick

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Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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