a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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Why the hell does my sister shower in a swimsuit every time? Its not as if anyone is looking! ALRIGHT! ONCE ALRIGHT? ONLY ONCE! But then she hears the sound of my zipper ONCE and the shit hits the fan! Which is weird, yeah suuure she hears it when I pull it up, but when I pull it down and stroke it and moan? Nada!

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

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Once upon a time there was a kid he was happy The End

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

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Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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