How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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Q: What's black and can crash into you A: a black guy in a car

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

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Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

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A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

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a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

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