What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

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You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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Knock, Knock. Come In.

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How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

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What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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What's long and black? A line at KFC.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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