Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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You hear a big Boom, and run in, and see a shattered toilet, and a very BIG dying woman, on the floor next to it.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

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A bar walks into a man and the man walks into a watermelon then the watermelon walks into a black guy then the black guy walks into a piece of fried chicken then the piece of fried chicken walks into a hotdog then the hotdog walks into a wall then the wall walks into a horse then the horse walks into a jar of mayonaise then the jar of mayonaise walks into a can then the can walks into the bar

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What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

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A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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