Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

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Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

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Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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sky silverstein

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Internet Explorer

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A blonde boards a plane and sits in first class. Another passenger sees the blonde in his seat and tells her she's in the wrong seat. "I'm not moving!" says the blonde. The passenger calls over the flight attendant. "Ma'am, you're supposed to be seated in economy class," says the flight attendant. "Please come with me." "No! I'm not moving!" The flight attendant informs the pilot. The pilot comes out, whispers in the blonde's ear, and then the two have wild sex, right in the open. Oh my God, you should have been there. She had the most incredible rack ever!!!

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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