- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

YEAH THEY DO.

(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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