wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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Daniel is a fag

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What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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