A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

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A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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you just contradicted yourself.

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what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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do you have a wife?

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Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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Women's rights

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What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

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Dear crush, I want to drink you

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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