" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Gale swallows.

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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womens rights

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Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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Pianca going ham

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

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One night I went to this pub, they had a big jar full of $10 notes in top of the bar. I asked the bar tender what was that jar for and he told me that they have a donkey around back and if you make it laugh you win the jar. So i went around the back and i come back around 5 mins later and the donkey was laughing its head off. So i grabbed the jar and told the boys lets hit the clubs.Two weeks later i went to the same pub and they had another jar with $10 notesso i asked the bar tender what that jar was for and he goes to me "that donkey has been laughing ever since you left, now we want the donkey to cry" So I asked for a go and went around the back and when i come back the donkey was crying. as i went to go grab my jar but the bar tender stops and asks me how i did it. the first time i came i told the donkey i had a bigger dick then him.. the 2nd time i showed him.

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A child with cancer grows up.

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What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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