How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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what happened to your gran you tell me

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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Why did the man die in his office? Because a storm five miles away took down a power line that fell onto a truck igniting the fuel in it causing an explosion that started a forest fire that burned down another power line causing a spark to fly out of the man's phone and into his ear, killing him instantly.

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A dog walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out as animals are not allowed.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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wat did the farmer say to little lucy? I'm about to rape u, don't scream

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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