How come the mexican couldnt support his family? Wendy's stopped hiring a week ago

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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I'm Coming

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Connor is homosexuaI

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

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What? Yes.

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

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