Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Gangnam style

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womans having rights.

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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penis

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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