- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

What will happen when a black person die they die

how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Knock knock.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

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