Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

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Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

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What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

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Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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...NO.

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Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

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Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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