Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

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What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

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What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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