What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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I bet you read this. Told ya.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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knock knock whos there not me

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

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Justin Bieber.

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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