what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

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Bannana man do do do do do ect.

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

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So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

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What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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Anti Joke

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