Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Why is this site so stupid? It's no, its the best site ever

Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

What's two plus two? Window

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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