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Freeza: I am the strongest in the universe! (if you ignore my brother Coola which is much stronger and all...) Goku: You have pissed me off now Freeza, I will now turn into a super Asian and prove to the world that real Asians are actually blonde and blue eyed! (I am sure Goku means Sayans, which is "completely different") Goku: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG! Freeza: Omg, he... he... is trying to take a dump! IMPOSSIBLE! I will have to find his balls and caress them... Will Goku ever take a shit? Or reach all new levels of constipation during the series? Find out in the next episode of dragon ball z!

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

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Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

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A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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