Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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