why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

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Every time you make fun of an Ethiopian child he dies a little on the inside.. But that's probably just from the hunger..

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

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How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

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I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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:-)book

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

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Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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