your a towel.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

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A fat man walked into a hot dog.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

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Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

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a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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Half life 3 confirmed

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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A blonde woman with her son are in walmart , as they approach the food and beverage section , they see a mexican man looking at the eggs. The man asks for help from the blonde woman about egg quality. She says ABD Eggs are the best so the mexican guy chooses that. Upon leaving the little boy points to the mexicans guys hat and shouts "ALIENS !" the mother gets really embarassed and shouts at her son for his behaviour and says it is not right. The mum gets relieved that she say that the mexican guy could not hear since he was listening to music. Upon the way out the mum spots a purplish liquid dripping out of the mexican guys hair. She asks him and he replies "Its the hair gel". The blonde and son nods and continues on their lives. - AK

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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69

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

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What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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