What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

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what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

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Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

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...The new series of spinoff movies from the worlds most frightening franchise! Pretty Normal Activity: Doing the groceries *****-Did not scare me at all :D! Ballbusters movie rentals *****- The demon never showed up which made this the scariest movie ever! Could not sleep for months... Whatyumean there is nothing paranormal in this? Aww FU*beep*CK!! Sumgay Inthestreet Journal *****-Pissed myself just from hearing the title got a stroke and almost died!, was it another Paranormal movie you said? Most overhyped comment we could find. Goddamn exaggerated movie reviews that fooled me into buying the original and expect something actually scary :(

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

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Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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