Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

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What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

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why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

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When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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