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Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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Fruitcake

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Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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