Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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Q: What has two wheels and is not funny? A:Ryan Vallee on a segway -Ryan V

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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Whats the difference between a frog?

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What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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Knock knock It's open

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roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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