I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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Two men are walking in a forest And they find this deep whole, so they spit in it to see how deep it but they here nothing So they throw a rock in and still hear nothing Them they find this old tramission and throw that in. A couple second later the goat comes running by and jumps in the whole A couple minutes pass and an old farmer walks up and asks if they had seen his goat and they replied" yea it just ran and jumped into that whole. The farmer says "that's weird considering I had him tied up to an old tramission

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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