why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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Obama lin Baden.

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

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What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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