How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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it's funny because it's funny

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

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your mom is so blind she cant read.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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