What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

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Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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What's city is in New York New York City

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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