Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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._____________________. Whale!

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

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Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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Welcome To Facebook

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one of the idiot

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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