What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

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What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

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Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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