- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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