What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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Who're you gonna' call when you're apartments being ravaged by ghosts? Your doctor, for you might have schizophrenia.

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I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

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Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

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Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

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DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

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I had sex with my mother in law

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We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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What do you a badass who not a badass. Grant Lousbury.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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