Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Your Mom

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A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

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roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

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What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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