How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

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Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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