There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE!

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

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Do you like apples? Yes

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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My peni s

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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