- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

Why Did The Monkey Fall Out Of The Tree? Because It Was Dead

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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