How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

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How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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69, hahaha

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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