Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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Black...

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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A boy grows up loving tractors. For birthday and Christmas each year he got a tractor toy of some kind, until the age of 17, when he finally gave up tractors and got himself a CD player. One day, listening to all the latest tunes with some headphones, he looks outside to see his neighbour's house on fire. He goes outside to find firemen trying to put out the blaze. He jumps into the blazing house and inhales as much as he can, which astonishingly puts out the blaze. A fireman confusing asked "How did you do that?" The boy replies, " I'm an ex-tractor fan."

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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ADAM FANTUZZI SUCKS KIRANS BALL SACK

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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live babies

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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