And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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GONNA

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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you know whats funny the letter Q

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

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Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. *Boom* (\ _ /) (x . x)

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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