What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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colby doesnt shave

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There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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i love to lick...

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When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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The Mets win the World Series

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What's the difference between a carrot and an elephant? The carrot is orange.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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