why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

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what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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toast points

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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penis that is all

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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racism...deal with it!

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Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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Anti Joke

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