- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

A: Knock Knock B: 7

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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