YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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What's 9+10 Ebola

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A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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Dani barton= lovely

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

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Anti-joke.

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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