Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

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As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

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Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

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What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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So does Blake

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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WNBA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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