What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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Working hard or hardly working????

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Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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Women's rights.

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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if you don't like this you're gay

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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