What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

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Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

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Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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I got shot once it hurt a lot

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yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

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I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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Justin Bieber

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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