Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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This is an anti-anti-joke.

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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baloney sandwich

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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A man walk into a bar he buys a few drinks. When he is done the bar tender gives him his check. Man told the bar tender he has no money to pay for it. Bartender says," ok how about this we have a horse in the back that hasn't laughed a day in his life if you can make him laugh you get the drinks for free." so man proceeds to do so. A few minutes later man comes out horse is dying. So the man gets his drink for free. A few days later man comes back with the same deal. So the bartender tells him" that horse hasn't stopped laughing since you went back there. If you can make him stop you get your drinks for free." Man goes in a few minutes later comes out horse is crying. Man man is remarked by how he did it but he doesn't question it. A few days past the man comes back an the horse is still crying...... So the bartender ask the man how he did..... Man says," first I told him I had a bigger dick then him....second time I proved it"

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

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