three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

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William wright is Gay

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

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Tacos

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A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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