A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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Poop

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I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

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Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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Get off my porch.

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You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

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Knock knock Come in!

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Knock Knock! Come in!

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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knock knock go away

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No.

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

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*prepares this to get negative votes*

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That's Racist

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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