Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

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Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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VITAMIN C!

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -The Pizza you ordered. -Oh thank you very much. -That'll be $10. -Here you go. -Thank you very much, sir. Enjoy your meal.

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A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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