What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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This is a random Anti joke.

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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Hello

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, it sounds like you've got a well manufactured, correctly working appliance. If not, you might want to either have a technician come over and look at it or you should simply replace it with a working one.

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

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Knock knock. *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

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Why did the chickecross the roe? Because I was bein chased by an angry group o mobsters that 8 years ago were busted by the chicken when he was still working for NYPD and found them all in an ally and busted them for later discovered tax evasion and then 2 years later they found a way ou of prison and tracked down the chicken for 6 years until they found him in road island 4509 lake side estates and then proceeded to chase him onto and across a road that was near by to his lake side apartment and then they go tire and we. Back to their HQ in NY and then the leader of the gang went home and in a depression fuels rage mersiouy beat his wife then went up stairs and threw his 9 year old son out the window and hanged himself. The chicken also died because 8 years is at the top of their lifespan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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