- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

Stephen Hawking raped your mom

What's the deal with brown?

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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