Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

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Anti Joke

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