Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I lost my job at the tire plant, and how, being out of work and unable to find a new job, I was unable to pay my mortgage. The bank repossessed my house, my wife left me and took custody of the kids, and I ended up having to sell all my remaining possessions and move to a new city in order to try and find employment.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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123 Main street

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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Turn around.

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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do you want to hear a joke?

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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Knock Knock: There is no one in here! GTFO! Okay, yes sir or mam Moral: I told you there is no one here, gtfo already!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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