what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

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And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: A serial killer B: I don't feel comfortable opening the door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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