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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

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What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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