Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

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A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

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Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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