Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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Donald Trump

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How many militant feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? 2, one to change the bulb and another to suck my dick.

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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