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Kim Kardashian.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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