If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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Steve Jobs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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What flys? A fly

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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Hi my name is Bob

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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World Of Warcraft

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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butt sex

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How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

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What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

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what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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