A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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Neither does he.

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

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Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

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How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

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Dwarf Shortage

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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