Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

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Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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What's worse than this That :(

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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