What is square and grey? A grey square.

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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GONNA

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Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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Anti Joke

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