what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

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-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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