Jordan is pregant

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

thumb_up thumb_down +10

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

thumb_up thumb_down -7

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

thumb_up thumb_down +27

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

thumb_up thumb_down +17

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

thumb_up thumb_down +1

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

thumb_up thumb_down +55

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Your mamas so fat, that any level of physical exercise is strenuous, but also mentally challenging, as she feels that there is a negative astigmatism attached to sweaty, red-faced overweight individuals trying to burn those pounds. This in turn makes her ashamed of the gastronomically decadent life she once lived, and so she doesn't have the confidence to try and reverse the damage she did during those insecure teenage years, instead comforting herself with the sugary, fatty bane of her life. She therefore lives in a vicious circle, angry at herself and the society that won't accept her. But remaining incredibly, repulsively fat.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

thumb_up thumb_down -3

This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

http://attachments.conceptart.org/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=351301&stc=1&d=1208673890

thumb_up thumb_down

a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops