When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

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Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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Where's my tractor?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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