What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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there is nothing better than waking up to realise that your being hugged by your partner unless that partner is not home

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A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

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Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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We are both missing the picture here friend, those bastards chose to fuck up my eye themselves, and while I do not completely trust you, (as far as I know you might still be a faggotqueer trying to mindfuck me), I trust you enough to take my chances. As for my eye, its fucked, I see light with it, and that is pretty much what I am going to keep seeing from it besides it looks like shit, on the bright side I look 20 percent more bad ass with an eye-patch than without, I am physically and mentally scarred, and as far as physically goes, I dig the look. Dont worry, you seem overly concerned about what people here are gonna think, it is ironic how the shitty system here makes it so easy to hide ones identity, you know if people do it right, know nothing about computers myself.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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