there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Q. What did the chicken do when it lost its egg? A. It went to go look for it. Q. Why was the chicken scared of the duck? A. Because it was chicken Q.Why can't chickens fly? A. Because they don't want to Q.Why can't chickens swim? A. Because they don't want to Q. Whey do chickens cluck? A. Because they want to Q. Why did the chicken jump on top of a car? A. Because it knows how Q. Why doesn't a chicken have hands? A. Because it's not human Q. What did the chicken dream about? A. Chicken dreams Q. Why was the chicken lost? A. Because it wasn't found Q. Why wasn't the chicken afriad of the dog? A. Because the chicken was blind Q. Why doesn't the chicken know how to drive a car A. Because they don't need to

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What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

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a black guy leaves prison

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

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Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

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Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

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How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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Anti Joke

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