What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

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Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

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What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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Anti Joke

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