Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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Women"s Rights

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

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What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

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What do cows in Africa say? Moo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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