Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Make me famous

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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Ily bae

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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