WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

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What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

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What's up? Your time.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

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Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

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Two black guys and a Latino were walking down the street. One of the black guys says to the Latino, "You have some lint on your suit." The Latino brushes it off and says, "Thank you. I have an important meeting with the board of trustees this afternoon, and it would have been embarrassing if I had lint on my suit."

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

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