Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

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-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

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Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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I killed someone today. :D

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

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"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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