- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common ? They are sports , except the Holocaust .

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

There's a god, just kidding.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

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