Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

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There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

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boobs!

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Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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A man walks into a bar and says give me a 84 bourbon, when he gets it he spits it out and says this is no 84 bourbon this is a 74 scotch, So he asks for a 68 brandy , when he gets it he spits it out again in disgust saying this isn't a 68 brandy this is a 87 whiskey!, than the old man next to him says here try this, the man says what is it?, the old man just says try it, so the man does, he spits it out and shouts this is urine!, the old man says correct, now tell me how old i am.

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How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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Women's rights.

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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save water shower with friends

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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why did suzy fall off the swing? she has no arms, knock knock who's there? Not suzy!

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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Why did the

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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