I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

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Has u seen my grammar?

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"Wow, that was so funny i fell off my dinosaur!" Dinosaurs went extinct in the late Cretaceous period, about 65 million years ago. Commonly believed by scientists across the world to have been caused by an ancient meteor that crashed in the current day Yucatán peninsula in Mexico. Also, even if you were around during the Cretaceous period, i assure you that no dinosaur would let you climb on top of it, let alone ride it while you're not highly terrified because of the sheer danger of the experience. Now unless you are 65 million years old, I highly doubt you laughed so hard that you fell off the dinosaur that you supposedly own.

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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What is cowboy say

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HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

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Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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