How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

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how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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An man walks to a bra

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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