Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

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You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

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Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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Luke Hardie is G@Y

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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