Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

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How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

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Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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