An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

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I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

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What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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Ron Paul for President!

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Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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