In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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