John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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Black people stink of shite!

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What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

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Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

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A seal walks into a club.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

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Balls

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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Three bars walk into a Jew.

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What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

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Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

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Kelly Clarkson

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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cory

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