What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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knock knock how there me ok come in

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Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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fabien

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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ur gay and this joke sucks

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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Luke Hardie is G@Y

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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Penis

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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why is my phone broken i dropped it

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Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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