Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

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a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

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A scottish man having fun

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An English man walks into a pub.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

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What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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Women's sports.

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poopy is poopy

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 new what 6 and 9 were doing.....

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Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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Anti Joke

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