Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I am homeless, Can I have some food?

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You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

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A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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