two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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BOOBALANBOO

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What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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Pickles

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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A man walked into a bar. Ow!

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Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

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Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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