Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

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How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

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whats small and tickles? pubic lice

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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Steering Wheel Face.

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What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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Are you gay? No. Ok.

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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