Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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Penis

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Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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Chuck norris

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Please don't shoot me

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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