What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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A man returns from the army and finds his wife in bed with another man. He kills them both.

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped

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where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

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how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

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"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

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Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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ARE YOU READY FOR THE OLDEST ANTIJOKE EVER WRITTEN: HERE IT COMES....... THE MOST ANCIENT OF THEM ALL...... ARE YOU READY?????? HERE WE GO...... Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! THAT'S RIGHT. THIS IS IN FACT AN ANTI JOKE - "...ends with such an anti climax...the lack of punchline is the punchline."

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A man came up to me and said," you suck" You know what I told him "YOU SUCK!"

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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