- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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