Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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Arrow to the Knee

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: Women's rights.

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The scientists of Cambridge have finally developed a cure for feeling low! They have presented it in the style of a song. See if you can spot the hidden frequency wavelengths when you sing it out lout. They are what make you feel better. You've got to LOVE the world! Be a friend! And when You're down you've got to get up again! And when your blue, here's what you do. Just sing this happy tune! However if that fails, then you should consider getting professional help.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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