Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

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Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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Father Murphy met Samuel Myer on the street. Sam it's been a month o' Sundays since I've seen you. You look propserous. How's the moile business? A snip better, Father, since we talked last. And thank you. For what, Sam? Well the last time we met you asked what I did with the foreskins. Well, here is the answer, my new business. What's this, a wallet. But so smooth, Sam. Yeah, Father, but when you rub it. Rub it, Sam? Yeah when you rub it it falls apart. And you have to buy a new one! Mazel Tov!

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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