What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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Female Orgasms

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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What starts with an 's' and ends with a 'hit'? Shortly after the war, 4 men went to celebrate at the local bar. They all had a grand time there, when a man in black walked into the bar. The man in black knocks once on the bar. "What do you want?" asked the bartender. The man in black didn't respond. This time, the bartender asked again, only louder. The man in black then turned to his right to face the 4 other men celebrating. The man in black then suddenly pulled out a pistol, and shot the 4th man. He then burst into a sprint and ran out of the bar. "He's hit," the 3rd man shouted, "he's hit!"

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What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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