Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

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YOLO

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Anti Joke

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