My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

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Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

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A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

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- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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