How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

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What is my name? I dont know

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Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

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Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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Politics.

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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