What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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Doctor, I keep imagining Doctors. *hayball rolls*

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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João Duarte reads this.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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