- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Many people of many races do many things every day.

A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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