What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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Drew Knowles is gay

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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Canada

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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A blind man walks into a bar

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what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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