Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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123457

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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matt is fat

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In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

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Jimmy Saville

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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