Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

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columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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What time is it? 20:45.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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knock knock who's there no one

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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look under under where under under where. under the couch

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

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Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

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