- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

So you're walking through the desert and the wheels fall off your canoe, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 13 because baseballs can't have babies

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Seth stock has a large penis

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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