What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Women's rights

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

The person below me is weird.

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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