What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

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What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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what do you do if you catch syphilis from a Swedish prostitute? seek the help of a medical professional.

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What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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