A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

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Sarah Palin

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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WNBA

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butt sex

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Pickle!

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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69

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why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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hi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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