- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

Why was the boy sad. Because he had been diagnosed with terminal lung cancer and he had been told he has three days to live. That's why.

Why couldn't Tommy pick up the bunny? Because the bunny was schizophrenic and Tommy wasn't real.

Q. What did Tarzan Say when he met Jane? A. Tarzan Being raised by apes and not learning English would have no knowledge of the language and would probably hoot and screech like his fellow ape brothers

Knock knock Who's There? My name is Jeff

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

What's the difference between Jerry Sandusky and a pedifle? Nothing.

What do you call a black man hanging from a tree? Breakfast

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped a KFC.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What happens when a Republican accidentally walks into a Gay/Straight Alliance meeting? The man asks if he is in the right place. He apologizes and then leaves.

A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

when do you go to heaven? Never

Q. What is the answer to life? A. 34

Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

Q: What do you call a successful black person? A: A fictional character.

What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? Learn to duck.

I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac. Unless they were having sex with my corpse.

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