Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

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How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

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A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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Yo momma is SO black.

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