You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

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There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

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Why did the black student fail his math test? Because he was severely traumatized by the school shooting that had occurred during the test. He was later relieved to hear that the teacher did not count the test, because the legal paperwork surrounding the death of 12 students was somewhat overwhelming.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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What's red and has wheels a red car....

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A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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