Rebecca Black

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

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A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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hi

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how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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