What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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One time I masturbated by myself

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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What's 9+10? 19

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

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How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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