whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

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What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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I can count to potato.

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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