Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Why did the old man go to the retirement home? The 75 year old man had a 45 year career in pluming and he thought it was a good time to retire after saving enough money to be happy and he could spend the rest of his life with his wife. The retirement home was also not that far away from his grandchildren so he liked the location and the home was also very clean and the workers seemed very nice. But this was just a visit to see if he liked it, he may live there soon.

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blow job I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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An boy with ADHD walks into a

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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