- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

Turkeys are obese

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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