Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

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123 Main street

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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