Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

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potato farming

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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"How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door." "How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door." "The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which one?" "The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator." "There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat." "You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting."

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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