- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A seal walks into a club.

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

You: I have a question Person: Yes You: Do you have an answer?

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

Im about to rewrite History....... History

whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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