Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? To honor his father, Jonathan "Red" Hoffner, who was tragically killed in the line of duty. While attempting to save 3 small children in a trailer park fire, the elder firefighter suffered 3rd degree burns over 80 percent of his body. "Red" was rushed to a local hospital and lingered for several agonizing days. He began to rally but a careless error by a night nurse led to his unfortunate demise. His son was psychologically unable to wear anything but red suspenders every day for the rest of his life - not only because of his father's death but also because it was he who had maliciously set the fire in the first place.

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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Blind people can't read this.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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