Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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