What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

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Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

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What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

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What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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why did my girlfriend get pregnet? i didn's use a condom, and my semen entered her long muscular tube, also known as a vagina.

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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a. why? b. because

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Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

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Anti Joke

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