Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

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John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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if you can raed tihs steence it menas you are ceelvr eugnoh to uendnrstad tihs: no sex cusaes dgdoy eeys

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yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

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why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

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Hey, you have small hands.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

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One time I walked into a fat kid..

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

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What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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