Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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Knock Knock CUM IN!

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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no

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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"You two form fours while I get the other one"

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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What is yellow and bright? The sun.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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Pop Fiction last words. guess who edition: "Okay okay you win again Batman! Ahahaha hohohoho hehehehe! Wanna hear a new jo... Eh... what are you doing with that gun?" "Why did I not just take a step or two to the side during the five hours and over thirty episodes he kept charging that Kamehameha?" "Bah I cannot die as long as my ego is full! Are these really the ratings on my latest game? H0moerotic? Childish? A sociopath? Oh man..." Moral: Your red thumbs cannot hurt me! Im the moralmanBitch! HOAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

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A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

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Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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