Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

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Womens' rights.

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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Looks through the peephole.

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anus soup

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Robin, get in the car.

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don't look behind you

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A jew go out of a bar

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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Kenny G

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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math test 2=2

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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my mom raped yerr foot

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what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

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David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

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What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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who eats pencils asians

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

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Anti Joke

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