- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

Which is Taller ? the Giraffe or the Lion is faster ?

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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