Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

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What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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