- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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