- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

you will like this because i am black.

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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