A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Male penises.

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

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"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

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So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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