What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

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What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

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what did batman day to robin? get in the car robin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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