I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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A whole 'nother.

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Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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What do an octopus and a cat have in common? They are both multicellular organisms that are living creatures, and therefore are both sentient and can perform simple tasks and make simple decisions.

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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My mum is called Steve

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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