Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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PENIS

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The Colts this year.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

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Women's rights

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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