Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

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Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

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What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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Sac

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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three friends are chilling one day and they all think they belong in Guinness book of world records the first guys says i believe i have the smallest arms in the world, the second guy says i believe i have the smallest nose in the world and the third guy says i hate to admit it but i believe i have the smallest dick in the world. So they all go down to Guinness book of world records inc. and the first guy comes out and says "YES I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST ARMS IN THE WORLD" the second guy comes out and says "YES I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST NOSE IN THE WORLD" the third guy comes out all depressed and mad and says "WHO THE HELL IS JUSTIN BIEBER"

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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