Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

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Microwave

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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