Velcro. What a rip off.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

sky silverstein

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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