What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

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what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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Yes.

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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