hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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http://www.com/

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Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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