what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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You.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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Wumbo

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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