How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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you will like this because i am black.

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

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Pavel Novak

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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