Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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long in the tooth!

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

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Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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A jew go out of a bar

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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