Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

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My nipple is bleeding

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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nine...eleven

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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so dont touch it.

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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