What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

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What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

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