ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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Your mom goes to college

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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lol

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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