Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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marshal sterio had sex

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. Realizing how strange this occurrence was, the bartender immediately calls the local news station and tells them there is a talking horse in his place of business and it would be in their best interest to come do a story on it, because the likelihood of them finding another story of this magnitude is quite slim.

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Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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What's red and has wheels a red car....

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Anti Joke

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