we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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well now

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

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What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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Anti Joke

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