Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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You will not press the like button.

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what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

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What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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A man walks into a bar with a giant banana as a head and the bartender asks why he has a giant banana as a head and the man says get me a drink and i will explain, the bartender got the man a drink and he started to explain why, so i found this real nice golden lamp and i rubbed it next thing you know this genie pops out and he said i get three wishes the first one he wishes for unlimited wealth with a snap of the genies fingers the wish came true next he wished to be the most handsome man ever with a spin and a snap the wish came true but this is where it went wrong, I said to the genie and i cant believe he got me with this one (because genies always put a twist on things) i said: i wish for my head to be a banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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