Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

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How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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VITAMIN C!

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A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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