why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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what did the farmer do? plant

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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To mamma so fat..............nuff said

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What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2vFEq0M&imgurl=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7nKXEePj87o/T5dBnSfhaBI/AAAAAAAAAHw/RNSE68GzbjU/s1600/Harry%252BStyles%252Bboy%252Bband%252BOne%252BDirection%252Barrives%252B1Tg3l2FYklYl.jpg&w=396&h=594&ei=2Y7HT6jnL4e69QSK2oW5Dw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=244&vpy=12&dur=543&hovh=160&hovw=106&tx=72&ty=122&sig=110416686013590693091&page=18&tbnh=160&tbnw=106&ndsp=13&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:231,i:105

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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