They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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Religion

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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