What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

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why is my phone broken i dropped it

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Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

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Black People

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Cleveland winning something

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

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religion

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I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

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Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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