- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Bumsniffer

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What did the man without a tongue say...

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

what do gay people eat?? food

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

A man goes to the potty.

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??