Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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A dyslexic blind man

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

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Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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Hello penis

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

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Anti Joke

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