WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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