What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

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What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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