Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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This is a random Anti joke.

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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think twice or at least think

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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