A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

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Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

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eloise dey.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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Q: Why did the turtle cross the road? A: Doesn't matter, got hit by car.

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

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knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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No!

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You know George Washington? He died.

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch, he says, I did not see that bar there."

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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