Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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Fill in the blank: A ______ is a man's best friend. Jake: Is it dog? Host: YES! Now for the 1 million dollars! Finish the sentence: I just saved a lot of money by Jake: Switching to Geico? Host: Sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "I just saved a lot of money by not spending it on useless junk and by budgeting my account towards investing in the future." Oh well, nice try.

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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Darude - Sandstorm

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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