Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

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Hello

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How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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A middle-aged white woman is walking toward a building, talking on her cellphone to a friend. She says, "Yes, I can meet you for lunch in a few hours. I have to go to the unemployment office to sign up for benefits. It's going to be horrible. It'll probably be full of black people." Standing in line, she is incredibly uncomfortable and horrified, because there is a black man right behind her, and she is stuck standing next to him for a long time. Finally it's her turn, and she steps up to the counter. The clerk asks her, "And what did you do for a living?" She answers, "I mopped the floors and cleaned the bathroom in a Blockbuster store that closed down." The clerk says, "Fill out this paperwork and take it to window #2." As she turns around, she is once more repulsed by the black man who is standing right there. Now that it's his turn, he steps to the counter, and the clerk asks him, "And what did you do for a living?" He answers, "I was the senior vice president of global strategic development for Eastman Kodak."

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

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What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

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emma: mat has a quick reaction time

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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