Boy: Knock Knock. Man: Who's there? Boy: Doctor. Man: Doctor Who? Boy: Haha! The man then invites the boy into his home, where he gives him a glass of lemonade laced with Ruphalyn. He then proceeds to take off the boy's clothes and rape him. When the boy awakes, the man starts to fear for the police discovering the boy in his home, so he kills the boy and cuts off his limbs and head, and buries the body parts in a hole in his backyard.

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

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Have you ever heard of Yoda? From 'Attack of the Clones'?

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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thomas!!!!

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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an athiest walks into a church

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knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

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Three peasants were brought in front of the King to be rewarded for their assistance during a drought. The King told them that they could each request one thing from him that he could provide. The first man asked to be rich, so the King ordered his guards to fetch a large sack that was filled to the brim with gems and gold pieces. The man thanked the King and left his palace joyfully. The second man asked for a larger house so the King gave him access to one of his many castles. He hurriedly left, eager to try out his new home for size. The third man asked for a cat so the King gave him a cat.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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A guy has cancer. He dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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