What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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Autism speaks but not really

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what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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