Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

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Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

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What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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LOL May Wong

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what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

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Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

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text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

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What you reading? reading?

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

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hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

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Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

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Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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Whats 0+0 0

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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