- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

America

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

a black father

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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