I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

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A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

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Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

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A seal walks into a club.

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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