- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

To mamma so fat..............nuff said

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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