Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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a potato flew around my room

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

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A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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