why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

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Black people being friendly.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

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Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Anti Joke

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