Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

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Knock Knock.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

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Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

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Reading books

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

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Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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