What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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8===D

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How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

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You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

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Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

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Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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why am I writing this...im bored

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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YOLO

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

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