How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

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What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

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I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

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Womens rights

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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The holocaust

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What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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