KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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THIS IS an anti-joke.

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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A seal walks into a club.

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A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

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Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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