How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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What page are you on The gay page.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

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Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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