Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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YEAH THEY DO!

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How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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A: Knock Knock! B: RING THE DOORBELL YA DUMMY

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Haha, I get it..

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What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

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What's worse than having to tie one of your shoelaces after walking 5 miles? Getting a 56 year old mixture of blood, urine and sperm injected in your asshole.

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What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

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