One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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The joke below me is retarded

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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weston cage

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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Roses are red. Violets are purple

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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