Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

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who farted your mother

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Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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Bake until golden at 375

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Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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My nipple is bleeding

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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