The Big Bang Theory (the show).

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How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

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Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

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What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

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I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

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Two small boys are walking in a schoolyard. One of the boys sits down under a tree looking distraught. The other asks him "Well whats the matter Eddy?" "Every time I walk to my bus-stop in the morning, Jimmy Krugan, pushes me down and takes my money. " The first boy thinks for sec.. "Well here's what you do Ed; go to your Dad's shed and grab a 2X4, paint it bright blue. In the morning, walk to school with it under your jacket and when Jimmy starts in on you give him a good wallop. He wont be bothering you anymore." The following day the boys are in the yard again. Eddy is seen under the tree seeming just as distraught. Confused, the boy asks him.. "Well Ed, did you do what I told you?" "No."

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

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How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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