Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

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How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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terry stockton is straight

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Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

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What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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