What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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That's Racist

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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