What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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I dislike old people.

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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.der era sesoR .eulb era steloiV .sdrawkcab nettirw saw ecnetnes sihT .yrgnuh m'I won dnA

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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What is black and white and red all over. A blackboard.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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