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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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