Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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Cliterus

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

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Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

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Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? lts of stuff like murder, rape, slavery, poverty, mindcontrol, mass genocide, the holocaust, racism, plagarism, physichal assault, war, terrorism, massacres, onsloughts, necrophillia, the dead rising, zombies, jokes on antijokes.com, awkward situations, dieing, cancer, ADHD, other mental illnesses, paint, the grim reaper, shinigami, stereotyping foreigners, prejudicism, bullying, armed robbery, hacking, viruses, incest, feral animals, getting lost in the forest, arsonry, pyromania, passing out in a bar, meeting a serial killer, and finding 2 worms in your apple.

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How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

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what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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