Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

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Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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the sky is green no it is not

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what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

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Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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