Why was a black man running in the street with my wallet in his hand? Because he saw me dropping it and was trying to reach me to give it back.

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you are a åsshole :)

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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Noah is Smart.

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Poop

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

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Roses are red Violets are blue, You are reading jokes online, Go make some friends, or take up knitting because it has many benefits.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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