Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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I like turtoes.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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