Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

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Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

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Women's rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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