Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

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Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

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What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

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Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

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A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

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The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing.He's dead.

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A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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