A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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here kitty kitty

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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69

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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womens rights

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And Stephen Hawking said.

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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