Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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I hate blackniggers

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

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2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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Why is Justin Bieber better than Freddie Mercury? Freddie Mercury is dead. Justin Bieber is still alive. Also Freddie Mercury is ugly and Justin is hot.

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Do you want icecream, Björn?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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