A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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1 Jew XD

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

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A man walks into a restaurant and ordered a soup. Then, he called the waiter and said the soup tasted funny. The waiter said, "so laugh". the man then killed the guy and sips the soup while laughing.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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