When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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You attend a school atop a hill in the middle of the town. A river flows east of the hill, under the bridge built for the highway that runs two miles behind the school. You mother leaves for work at 6:00 a.m., and your brother leaves at 9:00 a.m. Schools starts at 7:30 a.m., and you have to pick up a sandwich on the way, for lunch. Also, you forgot to do an assignment that's due today, and it'll take you at least thirty minutes to complete it. How do you get to school on time? You walk.

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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I like to eat people

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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There was a scientist that was doing a social experiment with mothers and their children. The name of first kid was named candy because it was her mothers favourite thing. The second kid name was rose because it was her mothers Favourite thing. The last mother knew what was happening and said to her son "Come on Dick".

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there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

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three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

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If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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