How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

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Your mother is so fat that it became a problem affecting everyone close in her life. Her new year's resolution was to lose weight, and surprisingly, has become quite healthy since then.

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What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

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Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

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2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

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