What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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There once was a man named Trevor. Trevor was walking casually through the forest one day. All of a sudden, a wolf leapt out from the trees. The wolf said, in a harsh voice, "Hey man! This is my patch". But then Trevor woke up and realised that his hallucinations were symptoms of a degenerative brain disease.

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Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

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What's the last thing to go through a flys head when it hits your windshield? Its ass.

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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