Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

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Hi

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What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

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wanna here a joke? you.

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

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A man walks into a bar, he is an alcoholic and is ruining his family.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

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Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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