Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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Why did the girl have twins she was raped

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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Incidentally,on the subject of friends, when do you actually classify someone as a friend? Is it: When you have been to each others' house; When you have had an intelligent conversation more than once; When you have stayed for dinner; Or perhaps simply when each has decided that the other is worth the air that they breathe? [L]

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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