What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

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Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

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why dont they make black forks

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Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

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"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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A blonde walks into a hairdressers salon. She gets her hair cut.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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