How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

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what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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