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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

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If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

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Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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Black People.

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Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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Justin Bieber.

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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