Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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Come on children, don't dawdle.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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Tommy got neutered.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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