How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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canada

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Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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What is Jason? Black.

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

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A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

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Anti Joke

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