guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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