What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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A new restaurant KKKcake

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

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How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

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what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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Anti Joke

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