Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

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Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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