Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

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I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

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Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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