What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

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Anti Joke

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