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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

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What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

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whos the bitch now!?! you are.

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