Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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I hate blackniggers

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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Nicolas Cage

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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