Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

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Alice? Childhood Alice? I did not recognize you! Its so nice to hear from you again! I would not worry too much about Nero`s shouting at night dear friend, while he has overcome a lot, he suffers from nightmares and nightterrors, its not pain, not physical at least, please do not tell him I told you, he prefers sparing people the details. Should I type as If I am typing to Nero? Sorry, I am just a bit flustered, Nero has never been the romantic type, not towards me at least... I know the "official chatting hours are over, but can I ask you or rather him to stay on a bit longer?"

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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Female rights.

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

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Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

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Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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