Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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roses are red violets are too im bleeding

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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Caitlyn.

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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France had one revolution

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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