A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Buzi vagy!

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

Heskey time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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