Hi my name is Bob

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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numbers just make the funniest antijokes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

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Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

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Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

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Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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Anti Joke

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