A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

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Q: How many apples grow on a tree? A: All of them

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if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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