Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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There's a car about to hit me.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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Anti Joke

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