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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

A man gets home from work late at night and his wife is already asleep. Then he remembers that he forgot some important papers and has to drive back to work to get them.

What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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