2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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hi

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

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Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

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Boob

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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Yo mama is so stupid, she believes in god. God isn't real.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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Alex Eggbert

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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