Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

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Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

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Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer.

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Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

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