Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

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What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

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your social life.

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

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Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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Sorry not thinking here, of course I will arrive sooner, give me 20 minutes or so (got to scout the area, you never know) As for coding, there is no hidden meaning so yeah... That is probably some "Neronist" coding format I never knew of I am using so well. Cant drive like this, so I will use a cab and wait for you at the back seat or something, I will let the Taxi cab honk the numbers of code here so you can come out knowing its safe. I sincerely thought you where at the home, according to our coordinates you are... Dont tell me that bastard built some basement over there, wow! I really miss him now, if nothing else because I would have liked a wine cellar made in less than... Sorry, ill be there asap, 20 minutes or less, nah, believe me, "fancy" is the least of things I want, and I wont be changing my mind anytime soon. See ya. I am sincerely surprised you even remember me, then again I look a lot like your crush. Abel (in case you where wondering, this is not my name either, but you get the picture by now)

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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No.

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Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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Women.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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