yes... that's the joke

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

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Stop being a centipede

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Hey

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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What did the 16 year old boy say to the obese girl who failed at typing? "sucks for you bitch-face."

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

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SEX

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