jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

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A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

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what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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Anti Joke

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