Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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