Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

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What Do You Call A Man On Land With No Arms And Legs? Useless

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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Remember IRON MAN 3! Subscribe to www.prettypleasehelpmeforgethatpieceofshitmovie.com

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

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A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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