Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

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what do you get when you stick a pair of scissors in a four year old? an erection.

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

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Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

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