What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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your mom is so blind she cant read.

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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Who's cooler than Ellie?? Turtleman hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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identical jokes get different votes.

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

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Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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fallow me on twitter #ieatveloceraptorsfordinner

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Guess who is violent. Osama

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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Sarah Palin

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What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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