- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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