How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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A house comes around the corner.

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

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I'm Spartacus

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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What has three legs and bleeds? A cat with a cut off leg.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

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a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

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What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

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what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

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Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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black chicken. kfc

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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Anti Joke

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