Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

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You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

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What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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