There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

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What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

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make me a sandwich!

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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Women's rights.

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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