what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

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A young baby died.

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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Why did The chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

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A robot walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "can I get you a drink?" The robot replies, "No, I'm a robot."

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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