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What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

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Do you want icecream, Björn?

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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