how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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Aodhan Hearty

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Q: What did the poor man do when he saw a Ferrari? A: He realized that he would really enjoy having the money to buy such a nice vehicle, so he decided to take it upon himself to enroll in night classes. After many years of hard work, he earned a degree and a high-paying position at a large software corporation, and bought his dream car. He often told the story to his children as an example of what hard work and a goal in mind could achieve you. He lived a long, productive life and died fulfilled.

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wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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