Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

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why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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Have you ever heard of Yoda? From 'Attack of the Clones'?

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Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

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France had one revolution

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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Why did Shrek eat the onions? Anyone who has seen the Shrek films would know that Shrek never mentions anything about eating onions. In the first movie, Shrek and donkey have a conversation in which he compares himself to an onion, but the scene lasts maybe a minute and never again does Shrek mention onions in any way, shape, or form. For whatever reason, this one scene has turned onions into the strongest signature icon associated with Shrek.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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