What number comes after 29? 30.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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What do you call a gay dog? Steve

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Is this a chair?

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

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Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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"Wow, that was so funny i fell off my dinosaur!" Dinosaurs went extinct in the late Cretaceous period, about 65 million years ago. Commonly believed by scientists across the world to have been caused by an ancient meteor that crashed in the current day Yucatán peninsula in Mexico. Also, even if you were around during the Cretaceous period, i assure you that no dinosaur would let you climb on top of it, let alone ride it while you're not highly terrified because of the sheer danger of the experience. Now unless you are 65 million years old, I highly doubt you laughed so hard that you fell off the dinosaur that you supposedly own.

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