Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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What's the differrence between a park bench and a black person... A park bench can support a family

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

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A scientists walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him, and asks him what he wants to drink. The scientist replies, "Just a coke, today. I'm driving."

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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why is yo mamma fat? cause she likes doughnuts

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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