Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

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Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

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What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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