Yo Mama is so poor, she can barely keep a steady income and cannot support her family of 10 even with support of food stamps and wel fair and will probably die soon due to diabetees because she wasted her food stamps on food that is bad for the average persons diet and due to a lack of exercise. I am worried about her she seems very depressed due to her wight and fatality outlooks and you should probably direct her to your local clinic to make sure she is OK and try to help her with her weight mangment problems. I am scarred for you and your family and I wanted to make sure you are ok and are doing well in education and are on track for a very bright future probably going to a universety which you will pay for with student loans from a bank in the local area. I am extremely worried so are you OK with all of those things I said before and if you are not I can help you get onto the right track and your mom can have a happier longeer life filled with fun happinnes wisdom life and other things like peace and forgivness for all people should get that it is part of our natural human rights and we deserve such things I speak of. Are you ok and does your life apply to thing things I have said in the past couple of motivational minuites. ''get the fu^k off porch''

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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aodhan hearty

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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I'm tired.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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child labor

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

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Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

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What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

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