Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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knock knock whos there not me

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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