why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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1st person: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? 2nd person: I don't know 1st person: A Jew is a follower of the zionist faith and a pizza is a popular food invented in Italy and comes with your choice of several delicious toppings. 2nd person: But not all Jews follow zionism 1st person: Well some places restrict your choice of toppings. Whats your point?

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

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What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

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What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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i have read and agree to the terms of service

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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justin bieber

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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luke moore cant pull it back

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How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

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Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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