A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

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Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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Q: What would you do for a Klondike bar? A: I would make the slightly onerous journey to the local grocery establishment and pay my hard-earned money to procure a dessert which I quite enjoy.

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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

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does this look unsure to you?

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What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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