Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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a skinny sumo wrestler

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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Katy Perry

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If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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