Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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A Woman Left The Kitchen. Then Was Promptly Ordered To Go Back.

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I'm not here.

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walked into a bar and had a great time because all of them worship the same God. (Obs: The imam ordered only soft drinks)

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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