What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your carmel apple, which costs about 35 cents more on average.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

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How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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What would Billy Mays do if he were alive today? Yell.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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