What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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the economy.

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

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How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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Hey

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Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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Hello penis

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Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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