Its true, he didnt write that!!

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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How did the pig solve the Arab-Israeli Conflict? It didn't. It further exacerbated the problem. The Arab-Israeli Conflict is a multifaceted geopolitical quagmire based on long-simmering religious, ethnic and territorial tensions. A pig is too stupid to understand the root causes of the problem, let alone provide a viable solution. In retrospect, it seems ridiculous to have entrusted a pig with such an important diplomatic mission.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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Whats green? The color green.

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a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

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