Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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A raccoon walks into a bar. He then proceded to bite 3 people before animal control got him. A black man, hispanic man and an asian man. Later they all walked to the hospital and were treated for rabies, they were all fine as rabies is normally not fatal when caught early. Moral- this story is racist cause the white man was completely unharmed, DONT DISCRIMINATE!

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HELLO EVERYONE

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

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Reverse psychology never fails.

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Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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