a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

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biggest lie in the world. I love you grandma.

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

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Knock knock. Come in. You're under arrest for second degree murder.

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

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Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen? Five.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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