What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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