Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

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My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

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What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

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when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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