In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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A guy has cancer. He dies.

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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i love huge wieners.

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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*prepares this to get negative votes*

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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