- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

Hippopatomous!

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

i am and me is i

A man and a woman are in a bar. The man says, "Excuse me miss, but you're very attractive, may I please buy you a drink?" to which the woman replies, "Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've never been to Mexico."

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

roses are black violets are black im blind

Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Three blind mice walk into a pub. They are all unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humor from it would be exploitative.

Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

who farted i did :]

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because dead people cannot go to balls.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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