Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

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read me write me

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field day?

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

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It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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