How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

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There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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