Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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minorities.

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5, you both have the same amount of money

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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