- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

What is long and black? The line at KFC

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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