What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

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LOL we are spamming this site too much!

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A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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ecks! why zee?

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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Dislike this

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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obama is a good president

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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Penis chickens

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A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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There were three hungry cows in a barn. One day, one of them finds a stick of butter on the ground, and notifies the other cows of his findings. Since the barn was ran like a democracy, the cows decided via 2/3 vote that the winner of the stick of butter should be decided by a checkers tournament. The problem is that there is no good way to run a checkers tournament with three cows because checkers is a one-on-one game. The first cow suggests trying to find another cow to join in so that they could have a bracket-style tournament, but there were only three cows that lived in the barn. The second cow suggests a round-robin style tournament. The third cow informs the second cow that there is a possibility of a tie because each cow can finish with one win and one loss among the two games in a round-robin tournament. The first cow suggests that the round-robin process can be repeated until there is a winner. This joint suggestion was approved by 2/3 vote by the cows. Finally the checkers tournament begins. The first cow says to the second cow, "you butter not beat me at checkers!"

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Anti Joke

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