Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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^ That's not even funny ^

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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