What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

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What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

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Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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You smell like shit

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?!?

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Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

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Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

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What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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