A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

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Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

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What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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Fox News

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

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How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

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What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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