Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

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Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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cms.......?????

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Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

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"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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What do you call a homeless man in Beverly Hills? Charles, Someone who unfortunately had to drop out of school at a young age to work to support his dying mother. Hence, later in life, after his mother died, lacked the education to be enrolled in college forcing him to pimp to make enough money to eat and pay for the rent in his one bedroom appartment in his hometown-Mississippi. But times were tough in Mississippi and not many people could afford a whore. This forces him to go all the way to California where he found more people there were willing to pay for a whore. Business was good and soon enough he had enough money for a decent condo. But Charles still morned the death of his mother. Eventually he couldn't take the daily pressure of being a pimp and thought of his mothers death, so he turned to heroin. Soon all his money was fueling his addiction and before he knew it he was on the street, with no one to help him and no where's to go. Every night he goes to sleep on his cardboard box with the memory of his late mother in the back of his head. Sometimes Charles wonders what he could of been if he didn't drop out of school, but he knows that what he did was the right thing.

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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Anti Joke

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