What has two legs? Half a cat

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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what did the homeless man get for christmas? nothing.

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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I'm Batman.

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Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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A teacher, a consturction worker, and an army general are on an airplane. The pilot tells them the plane has too much weight, and if they don't each drop one item then the plane will crash. Realizing one item each is obviously not enough weight to throw off, the teacher and the construction worker team up and throw the army genral off the plane. They land safely, and live the rest of their life haunted by their vile actions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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