Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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Why was the man tired at his soccer game? Because he did not sleep well the night before

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Is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting AIDS.

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Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

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A black person in the NHL

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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Hi

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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Chicken

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what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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