A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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mitchell palmer sucks

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.

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Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

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Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

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Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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How long did it take Jeff, a middle-aged man with a lifelong speech-destroying lisp, to overcome his impediment? Less than ten minutes, as carbon monoxide is a colorless, odorless toxic gas that eliminates oxygen at a rapidly-acting rate inside of small areas such as the car Jeff locked himself inside.

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What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

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"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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