- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Poop

Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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