What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

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The Holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

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How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

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why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

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How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

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What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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