"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

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What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

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Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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A zookeeper, a shoemaker, and a guy named Billy Jones walks into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we closed". So they left.

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what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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Why did the TV fall of a cliff? Because a nice man was donating it to the homeless shelter which hangs over a cliff. The man placed the TV in the back room on the floor. There was a weak spot on the floor and when the fattest homeless person walked over the floor, the floor broke which was a HUGE inconvenience because he TV and the fat man fell through the floor and over the cliff, luckily the TV was plugged in so it was hanging by the cord but an old lady with Alzheimer's forgot that there was a hole in the floor and unplugged the TV so she could clean the switches. In the end the TV fell off the cliff.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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