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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

A baby seal walks into a club.

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

john liked the paper........ so he took it

Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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