What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

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Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

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Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

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mat (telling anti joke): so you are stranded in a desert, right and kyle: no. Mat: no man i'm Kyle: no (kyle was later found dead)

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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I was born.

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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josh roberts goes into churches and forces them to listen and go by his religious opinion until they cry

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

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What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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what do you call a middle-aged man with one blue suede shoe on, purple hair, pink skin, white eyes, no toenails, 67 fingers, 1 eye, a pocket watch, no clothes, and 8978967564567898765432345678765321234568909876543w245678909876543456098765323456-0987654367890-098765435678-09876543456789098765432345678909876543456789098765435678909876543234567898765323456890-987654345678900987654323456890987653234567890765434568909876543456899876543456789098765434568909876545678987654345678987654567898765434567898765478579458765456789876543223456789876543098765432123456898765432678987654230987653-098765434567898765434898765434567898765456787654567876 butt cheeks? bob.

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Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

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AVB

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Anti Joke

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