- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

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