give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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How much did the Holla Cost?

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

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Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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Mitt Romney.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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