Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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