how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

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What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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no u

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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NEVER

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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