Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

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