Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

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How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

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