Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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a skinny sumo wrestler

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Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

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1. Go to the WRITE YOUR OWN! section on this website. 2. Check the box on "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service." 3. The Submit button should become available for clicking. 4. Now uncheck the box. 5. Thumbs up if the Submit button is still available. -BG_Shank_A

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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1+1 =? Too

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Jumped.

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

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Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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I was bitter, nonetheleast because you and I became friends, while someone working for you (at that time it might just as well had been you) was conducting a lot of illegal activities. I kept thinking, why does the guy call himself "the wizard", its the most used name... Why? Because it is the most used name, good luck finding "THE WIZARD" among internet nerds, but then again, if you search for the most famous one, you find "THE MAN", Not only did you tell me at first that you where Nero. Which I can prove you are not, but you know, one side of me was your friend, the other knew I would have to get rid of you no matter the cost, if you kept your activities. SImply put: When I enjoyed our time together, I pushed you away with stupid humor, small insults and etc, mostly in order to protect myself from getting to close with a potential threat for well, security, lets keep it at that.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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