A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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mexicans fishing

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yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

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What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

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A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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Roses are red Dead bodies are blue You can't see me But I see you

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