Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

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what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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I'm gay.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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N-E Pats never cheated

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

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Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

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oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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