What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

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God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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ps3

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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Your mom is not fat!

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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I work at jcpenny

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. Way do go lazy you didn't read all the you's so you didn't realize there was a yoo in there. But now you realize there aren't any yoo's there way to go.

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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Guess what. Chicken butt.

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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