roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with Macaulay Culkin? Because he's dead.

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How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

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