Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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what did the elephant step on when he was running through the jungle? .... a coke machine.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

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Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

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What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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Whats worse than hearing a terrible trombone player? The screams of the maimed and dying.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

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why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

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Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

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Robin, Get in the Car

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Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

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Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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KEVIN HART

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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