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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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School

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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