What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Five guys one rape.

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Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

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Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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