What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? I have it's actually really nice

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

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What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

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Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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A man takes a prostitute to a hotel room, right? The woman is a federal agent, assigned to investigate high prostitution levels in the area. The man is promptly arrested, and now a large fine and up to 90 days in a correctional facility.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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