You know what's catchy? A cold

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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http://media.photobucket.com/image/whale%20penis/marcus1v0/whale_penis2.jpg

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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Cheese

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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Brain fart

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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