What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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An overzealous adventurer takes a trip to the Congo in Central Africa. While exploring the dense jungles, he accidentally drinks water that is contaminated with a very rare virus. He lives through the pain of the virus for many years. About 10 years after his trip to Africa, researchers discover a cure for the adventurer's virus. He goes to the clinic to get his shot to kill the virus. Exhilarated, the now cured adventurer runs out of the clinic but fails to look both ways while crossing the street and gets hit by and ambulance and dies.

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

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Why did the man fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him

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Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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