whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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A white person at Harvard

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

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Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

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A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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