A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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A bear woke up from his annual hibernation to find that his stomach is growling. "I sure am hungry." the sleepy bear said. So he found some berries, but spit them out. "These berries are far too bitter." the playful bear said. He then found some honey, however was soon bombarded with a swarm of bees. "That honey is good, but not that good." the jolly bear said. He then stumbled upon a cabin. "I wonder if there is any food in here..." the curteous bear wondered. The events that followed are now reffered to by the locals as the May 20th Massacre. While no witnesses survived, the police reports depict that the Martinez family, a young family of 7 enjoying their memorial day weekend in their New Hampshire cabin, was brutally slain by a blood-thirsty animal who tracked each of them throughout the house in a period of approximately 45 minutes.

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Whats better than winning a gold in the special olympics? Not being a retard

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Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

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How do you kill a Jew? Shoot him in the head.

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What is 8 times 4? 32

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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