Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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Gay republicans

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

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Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

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Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

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Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

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Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

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Justin Bieber is a good singer.

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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