A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

thumb_up thumb_down +4

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

thumb_up thumb_down +107

what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's bad for your teeth? A brick

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

thumb_up thumb_down +21

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

thumb_up thumb_down +1

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

thumb_up thumb_down +27

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

thumb_up thumb_down -12

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

thumb_up thumb_down +12

agp

thumb_up thumb_down +111

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

thumb_up thumb_down -19

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops