Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

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when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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