A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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Like this joke

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what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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your life

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Male penises.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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Anti Joke

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