What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

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Robin, Get in the Car

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

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guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

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Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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