A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

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What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

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-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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