- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

I LIKE TURLES.

What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

Women. One of the genders a human can be.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

guess what what that wasnt it

Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

Why doesn't the vampire like garlic? You have to exist to like garlic.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

chuck norris is a little b|tch

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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