KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Women

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

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What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

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Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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i was molested.

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joke

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why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

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Whats two plus two Four!

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1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

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Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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why does column have a letter n?

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

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Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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