Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

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Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

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Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

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How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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How long does it take a blonde to skrew in a light bulb? Any amount of time; given that she knows that said bulb is in need of replace meant, or that said blonde is disabled, or if you thought I would make some kind of funny blonde joke that you would tell your friend and then forget ten minutes later, only to think of it a day later and claim it as your own.

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Albert <3 Hunter

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Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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