a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

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What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

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Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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a Jew had a small nose

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

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Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender for grapes. The bartender explains to the duck that he does not sell grapes. Later that day, the bartender recounts the story to a friend; the friend advises the bartender to undergo psychological testing.

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

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what do you a call quadriplegic man in a pile of leaves? Rustle

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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