i have aids and a chode

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

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What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

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How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

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Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Sharvil has aids 4 times

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Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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