How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

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have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

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Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

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What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

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How many arabs can fit in a 2007 honda accord? legally up to 5

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A. 17.

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there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

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A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

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How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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