What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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woman's rights

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Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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