What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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Like this joke

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Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

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Dear John,

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yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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