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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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