knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from a sky-scraper Q:he dies

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Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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