96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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who's a slut... you're mom

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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Alice? Childhood Alice? I did not recognize you! Its so nice to hear from you again! I would not worry too much about Nero`s shouting at night dear friend, while he has overcome a lot, he suffers from nightmares and nightterrors, its not pain, not physical at least, please do not tell him I told you, he prefers sparing people the details. Should I type as If I am typing to Nero? Sorry, I am just a bit flustered, Nero has never been the romantic type, not towards me at least... I know the "official chatting hours are over, but can I ask you or rather him to stay on a bit longer?"

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what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

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a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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Anti Joke

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