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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

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Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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