- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

Womans baksetball...

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

Ben Corbishley

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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