Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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wanna hear a joke womens rights

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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Jellybeans

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

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Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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