PENIS lol

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

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Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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What would happen if you threw 50 plates off of your roof? Nothing. No one in their right mind would do that. Besides, who owns 50 plates?

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

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You copy and paster!

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Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

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There was a boy named Steven, a son of a rich business man. Steven was an interesting child though, as he always kept care to one of his possessions. That possession being a plain, old, brown box. On Steven's fourth birthday his father said he could have anything in the world he wanted, just name it. Steven said he wanted two quarters to put in his box. The father agreed and gave his son two quarters to put in his box. Every year the father would say he could have anything he wished for, and Steven just asked for two quarters. Nothing more. On Steven's 18th birthday he got into a severe car crash. The father stood over the hospital bed where Steven lay. "I can get you the best doctors in the world. They can save you, please let me get you this for your birthday!" The boy shook his head. "All I want is two quarters" Steven replied. The father was distraught. "Son, tell me why you've wanted these two quarters every year you have been alive instead of anything else in the world". The boy complied. "Fine I'll tell you." Then Steven died before he could tell the father. The End.

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ollie is a fag so are you

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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