- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

Knock Knock Dude i am not going to answer the door

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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