What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

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hi

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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what is a bracket? a bracket

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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what do you a call quadriplegic man in a pile of leaves? Rustle

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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Anti Joke

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