How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

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Come on children, don't dawdle.

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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hi jonny

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

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why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

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Pull my finger ouch..

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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