What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

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LOL

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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I am dyslexic

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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KILL WHITEY

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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