It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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What would happen if you threw 50 plates off of your roof? Nothing. No one in their right mind would do that. Besides, who owns 50 plates?

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A man walks up to a woman in a bar. They hit it off. That night they make wild sex and fall madly in love with each other. They start dating, it's so fantastic. They understand each other on almost every emotional and intellectual level. They have the same humor and they love spending time together. The sex is so great. After a few years, they get married, and they start the rest of their lives together. They have 2 beautiful children and their lives are blossoming. Fast forward 30 years. They are both retired old people, yet still madly in love. They live in their old home, and their lives are very comfortable. Their children have grown up into adults, and are very happy. Fast forward another 10 years, and they now live in an elderly home. They are both in wheelchairs and their health is slowly deteriorating. They die.

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What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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A man makes a sandwich.

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what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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Woman's Rights

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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