Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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what did batman day to robin? get in the car robin.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

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what is big and white? the moon

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

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Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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