What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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Why did the Mexican cross the street? He didn't

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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