There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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Mitt Romney

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

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Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

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sky silverstein

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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