What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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Stop procrastinating.

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

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What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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Fine then, its me Tifa, I am sorry for going against your ideology, I was trying to emulate and copy you, but yeah... Bad thing is that yeah I taught these concepts to a real shitload of people Nero, on the bright side, its not much compared to what you know. Sorry for being all rude, but thirty something? I mean I never seen your face nor even the color of your skin Mr Doctor Doom, but you always struck me as very, very old. I kinda appreciate you calling me the girl with the big red scared eyes, most people call me you know, most people never look me in the eyes, not that I really blame them.

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

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What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

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Barack Obama

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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