Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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canaan and mallory

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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How long does it take a blonde to skrew in a light bulb? Any amount of time; given that she knows that said bulb is in need of replace meant, or that said blonde is disabled, or if you thought I would make some kind of funny blonde joke that you would tell your friend and then forget ten minutes later, only to think of it a day later and claim it as your own.

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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Why did the child cross the road? Nobody knows, he forgot to look both ways got hit by a truck and suffered severe head trauma leading memorie loss.

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