A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

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Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

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a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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