What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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did you here the one about the disabled downs child dying? of course you didn't that would be a horrible joke

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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wat?

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What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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Hi Adam,

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

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Two bananas are walking down the street. One says, "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" The other banana says, "Wait a minute, fruit can't talk." The second banana turns into a dove and promptly flies away.

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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