knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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Donald Trump

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Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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