Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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LIE

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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