What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom? It having to eat its way out. Whats worse than it having to eat its way out? It comes back for seconds.

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Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

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What is worse than finding 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? Finding 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

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Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=148&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=L4yN-90F2S2nXM:&imgrefurl=http://www.britishbeautyblogger.com/2012/05/justin-bieber-nails.html&docid=yYdBShdYVODKdM&imgurl=http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-YFyj_mKUypY/T6VP6iGQeCI/AAAAAAAAJjI/y6cpVYjn9Gs/s1600/harry.PNG&w=573&h=413&ei=ZY7HT_XqHo2c8QStiY2IDw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=724&vpy=140&dur=435&hovh=191&hovw=265&tx=75&ty=135&sig=110416686013590693091&page=12&tbnh=148&tbnw=229&ndsp=13&ved=1t:429,r:7,s:148,i:142

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

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Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

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Chrissy is funny.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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