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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

The Charlotte Bobcats

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

.....Carrot Top....

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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