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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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DOWN

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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