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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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