What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

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Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

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There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry." "No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away." "I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

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What's worse then ten dead babies being nailed to a tree? Being the one to take them down.

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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