A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

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Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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