Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life"

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

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What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? Boyscouts come back from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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