Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

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What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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Blind people can't read this.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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