- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dance is a sport

A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

A man walked into a bar Ouch.

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

why did matt die? He had cancer

how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

I was born.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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