What's funny? Women's rights.

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Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

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Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

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Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

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Your mom is so old so will die soon.

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

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what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

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Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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