Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

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how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

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What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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Penis

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why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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