What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

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A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

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what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Anti Joke

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