what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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more like nig!

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

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I began as a dreamer, then I became a visionary, then I saw my dream come true, until it shattered us all. Do you believe that perhaps, there are people out there, trying to stop the world from reaching a better age?

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

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a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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Anti Joke

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