Listen, I do not really care anymore, I admit it, I dont mind screwing with people, but if your name is Tifa, my name is lets see... Solid Snake, yeah, but call me big boss. Listen, be honest with me, if you do not trust me, just do not give me a random name, Tifa as in Tifa Lockheart? Final Fantasy? Wake up, girl/guy, you are losing your touch at this.

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

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How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

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telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

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What did the catholic priest say at the AA meeting? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

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