An Artic Storm.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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Abstract thinking part one of... One: What kind of idiot tries to run trough a wall, rather than to just use the door? The "Idiot" is in a cell whose walls are made of thin wood plates, the door is made of steel and locked. How I cured my own damn anxiety five hundred of one: Now this is real see? I got stressed, damn it was like something that was not me but my body scared as shit began fearing for its life right my arms shaking like fuck sweat and all that crapa? So I got pissed got in front of the mirror, stared at myself and shouted "GODDAMN BODY YOU THINKS YOU CAN CONTROL ME? IF YOU DO NOT STOP BEING SO FUCKING AFRAID OF DEATH! THEN I WILL KILL YOU MYSELF!" So yeah unconventional indeed, but it worked for five times, and I never had to use it anymore. Moral: My own body and every fucking cell of it, is not the only one that fears me more than death.

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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Vagina-Boob

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

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What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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