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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

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What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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