So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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save water shower with friends

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

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If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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