How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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666

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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