Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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Flop dog

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My lady, that is the backside of trust, I have decided to trust you, how am I supposed to feel about the fact that I believe to the point where I know that you mean everything you are saying? And that if you had any interest in backstabbing me, I would be risking my life, wife and friends. Do you not get trust? If you keep thinking like that, tomorrow you could be suspecting the mailman for being a spy, I can, and could tell you that I will cut ties with my employees, but then I would have you not only to believe me, but to support me financially, I do not need much, in fact, I need you to trust me, and if you do not trust me, what does it matter if I quit? You could accuse me for typing books that alter the mind (all books do), you could accuse me of having killed Nero and taken over... The point is, if you cannot trust me, then I cannot help you with what you ask, and if that is a requirement for our friendship to persist, then you are not looking for a friend, but for a employee.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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