Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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