- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Holy Tulip Answer- Sexy Mofo

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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