- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

What happens when you have fish and a rhino mate? Nothing, that is physically impossible, a rhino is a lot bigger than a fish and it would not be possible for a rhino to do that with a fish considering a rhino can't breathe under water and a fish can't breath with out air.

when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

Mooses

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

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