- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

like most people my age. im 27

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

motley crew

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

Where did John go? Refrigerator

There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

So this guy's taking a hooker back to a hotel room, right? The woman turns out to be a federal agent investigating prostitution in inner-city inviornments, and the man is promptly arrested. He is now subject to a large fine and 90 days in a county jail.

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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