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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

Three men are in prison and comparing crimes. The first says that he got three years and he never robbed that store. The second says he served six years and he never hit that lady. The third said he got life, and he killed every child in that orphanage.

Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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