A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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GADZOOKS!

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

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And more;

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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