- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

What killed the name cool? Coolio

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

Good luck on your finals everyone!

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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