- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

aodhan hearty

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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