A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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12 niqqa 12.

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

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Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

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I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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