Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

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Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father! Luke: Nooooo! Darth Vader: Yes.

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What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

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