nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

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why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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