What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

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What is worse than finding 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? Finding 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

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What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

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Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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anus

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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