What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen. You are going to go to jail.

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What did a child without arms and legs get for Christmas present. Cancer.

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What do you call a gay on steroids? Noah Zimmerman!

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

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knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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