Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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Knock Knock CUM IN!

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Chuck Norris is an average human being!

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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