Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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What did I do last night?work

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

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Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

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A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

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A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

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Y2K

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Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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