Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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your a vagina says you, your a booby

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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If youre African, why are you white?

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

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