An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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