What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

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what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

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why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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