What will happen when a black person die they die

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

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Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

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A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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Toaster

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

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Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

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Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

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Anti Joke

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