Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

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You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

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A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

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Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

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Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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