What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

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how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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Q: What do you call a white sheet on the floor? A: A ghost costume, dirty laundry, or carpet are all perfectly adequate answers.

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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what happened when the sports mascot ate a bean and cheese burrito? he shat inside his costume and got fired.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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TEST! ACTUALLY READ THIS! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The King of the Forest is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.

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