What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

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Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

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whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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brittney griner

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Anti Joke

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