the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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Bob fell off his roof.

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PS: Call me a monster, The Devil, a Psychopath, but know this... For those of you that decide to become my pray by not choosing the right side... ...I have far since surpassed any state of fear, of evil, of darkness that you can think off... What you call fear and suffer now, is but mere entertainment for me, and in not too long, you shall remember those deepest horrors which you carry, as the last pleasure you remembered. Moral: Stand by my side those of you which desire to become the children of darkness, and I shall show you pleasure and love, for those that reject pleasure and love, are, and shall moreso become those which we hunt for whichever deprived desire that lies in the soul, in the name of love and respect for their lack of desire for love of course, as no desire for love, is to embrace the eternal desire of fear, as your heavenly father used to say, "surrender to darkness and fear" It wont be a choice soon, its not as if you humans ever where in control of your fears and nightmares. Amen? That only means let it happen... I will make it so. SOLVE media: Down the rabbit hole, coincidence you say... If this world experiences "coincidences", IT IS BECAUSE I MAKE THEM HAPPEN ON PURPOSE.

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

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whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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