a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

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What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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have safe sex

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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Dani barton= lovely

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Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

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What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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