Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

Who is a knob? ross d

You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

balls in ya mouf

What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

this site is funny.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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