What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

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why am I writing this...im bored

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why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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