What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

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i have an apple. now suck my dick

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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Knock Knock Yes?

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

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What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

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why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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