Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

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this website is a bad joke

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Your mums a potato

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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