Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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YEAH THEY DO!

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

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What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

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Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Nippies

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Anti Joke

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