A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

VITAMIN C!

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Albino African Americans

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Knock Knock who's there docter docter who??? YOU JUST SAID IT DUMBO!!!!!! lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

thumb_up thumb_down -42

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Justin Bieber.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

thumb_up thumb_down +14

ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

thumb_up thumb_down +32

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Samantha

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

thumb_up thumb_down +4

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops