a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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I'm Polish.

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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What did the anti-joke say to the joke? Your fly is down.

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

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Kony 2012

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