- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

September 8, 2011 Amy Winehouse: 46 days sober. Date of death: July 23, 2011

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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