what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

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What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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