Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

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What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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What is a turkey? The offspring of a turtle and a monkey.

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Ol-ive

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

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A father had three children Rose Daisy and Cinderblock. Rose comes up to her father and asks"daddy why am i named Rose?' the father answered"well when you were a baby a rose petal fell on your head"Rose Reply's "oh thats nice" and walk's away. the Daisy comes up and ask's "Daddy! why am i named Daisy!" the Dad answered "well. when you were a baby a rose petal fell on your head" Daisy Replied" oh ok i guess" and walked away. Then Cinderblock came up and asked "duuuhhhd" and the father simply replied" Shut up Cinderblock".

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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