- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

connor sucks

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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