How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

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Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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