There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

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An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing. Hitler died many years ago now and he was in no position of power during Bin Laden's reign of terror due to the fact that he was already dead. Therefore it is impossible that they could have had any sort of conversation. But now Bin Laden is dead as well. HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!

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Knock, Knock. Come in!

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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