What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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Q) A Christian, slightly disabled but perfectly capable man has a packet of Jaffa Cakes. He strolls casually toward the edge of a cliff, rapidly checking his watch. The man slowly examins the packet before gradually opening the packaging. First the box, then the packet. He quickly throws the jaffa cakes over the edge of the cliff, Why? A) The man doesnt like jaffa cakes

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Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

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Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

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How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Guess what? Holocaust

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