- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Dani Barton = Stupid

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

010010101210001010 You dirty girl

Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

a black man pays his child support

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Getting aids from that apple.

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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