- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

whats cheese thats not yours? the one in the toilet.

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

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Why does the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have legs to walk and they are not able to fly across the road, like the rest of their bird friends.

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