If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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i love huge wieners.

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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i like pie.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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Anti Joke

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