How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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Why is this site so stupid? It's no, its the best site ever

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Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

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KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! *opens door* Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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