Coach: Hey, you missed the team meeting today, but I wanted to let you know we've had a number of changes to the lineup. Player: Really? Who's on first? Coach: That's right. A man with the unlikely name of Mr. Who is on first. We also have Mr. What on second, and Mr. I Don't Know is on third. The rest of the team is the same. Player: Oh. People have weird names now. But I'm sure they're great guys. Thanks for explaining that. Coach: Any time. Don't mention it.

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

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a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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your face is kinda funny

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

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What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

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A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

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What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

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The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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