Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

thumb_up thumb_down +17

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

thumb_up thumb_down -27

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

when debbie meets downer

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

thumb_up thumb_down -7

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

thumb_up thumb_down -36

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

thumb_up thumb_down -4

what happend when a blind guy tried to save a guy from a fire big mistake they both died

thumb_up thumb_down +15

A priest walks into a day care center. He calmly blesses all of the surrounding children a leaves.

thumb_up thumb_down +112

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

thumb_up thumb_down +14

what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops