Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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What do 2 arabs say to each other in a super-market? For those of you who don't know your history, the true Lebanese are Phonecians. As such, they are not Ishmaelites/Arabs. They are from the house of Jaffeth. the youngest of Noah's sons. Arabs are from the house of Shem (i.e., Shemites/Semites), the oldest of Noah's sons, and Hamm, Noah's middle son who fathered Cannah with his mother. Haggar, the woman with whom Abraham fathered Ishmael, was a Cannonite. As such, Ishmael, the father of the Arabs, is half Semetic and half Hammetic. The true Lebanese are neither. Furthermore, the first non-Jewish Christian church was established with the Gentiles (the children of Jaffeth) in Lebanon. And then the shop blew up.

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What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken. How do you get a baby to run faster? Chase it with the lawn mower. What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor? An erection. What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender? Hold on. I'll tell you in a second. What's pink and spits? A baby in a frying pan. -S

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Harry Chappell raped someone

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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