The Bible

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Women's Rights...

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

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noodles

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NEVER

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Like Harry Potter? Like anti-jokes? Check these out: http://anti-joke.com/anti-joke/recent/38139-why-did-dumbledore-fall-off-the-astronomy-tower-because-snape-killed-him http://anti-joke.com/anti-joke/recent/38140-knock-knock-who-s-there-you-know-you-know-who-call-him-voldemort-fear-of-a-name-increases-fear-of-the http://anti-joke.com/anti-joke/recent/38141-a-black-kid-an-asian-kid-and-a-jewish-kid-walk-into-a-barrier-they-are-students-at-hogwarts-school

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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