you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

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A Pakistani news reader.

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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Rejected Disney titles: - 1,000,000,001 Dalmatians: The Need of Neutering - Beauty and the Bricks - Zambi: the Walking Deer - The Iron King 2: Simba's Ferride - The Little Mormon - Cinderella 4: The Fairy Godfather and his Mafia - Tarzipan of the Choco-Apes - Brother Boar - Home on Deranged - The Emperor's New Sith Apprentice - Mickey and the Mousetrap - Lilo and B**ch

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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