Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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Barbara Streisand

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

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Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

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Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

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Where do babies come from? My garage

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Where is my tractor?

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If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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