- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

men, men like men= men+bed

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

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