Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

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Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

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Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

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There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

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whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

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What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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