Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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what's the best part about twenty three year olds? There is twenty of them

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

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If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

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Jason Connor.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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