- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

As a wise man once told me... "natives."

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

A dancer walks into a barre

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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