3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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Ily bae

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Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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this is not a joke.

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Penis

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

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what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

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This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

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How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's an obscure number you've probably never heard of.

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A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

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Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

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Anti Joke

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