The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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whats cheese thats not yours? the one in the toilet.

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Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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JOHN to MARY: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you MARY to JOHN: Roses are red Violets are blue Who are you? JOHN to MARY: Roses are red I'm your husband MARY to JOHN: No! JOHN to MARY: WHAT??? MARY to JOHN: Ex Awkward silence. Mary moves out the next day.

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a n**ga!

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pickle sniffer

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

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What is cold? Winter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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