What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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The Princess is in another castle

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens have short memories and no motivations other than food.

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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