a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

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your face.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? When you think that there is no worm in your apple, but after your second bite you look down in disgust as you notice you have eaten half of the worm and see the other half wriggling about in your apple.

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Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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