Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

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What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

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A woman walks into a bar.

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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What do u say to someone u don't like? I thought I'd let u no tht I don't like u...

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a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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