Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

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Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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What's black and blue and red all over? Due to the infinite nature of the universe many items both natural and manufactured could be described in this manner.

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

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A forty-year-old man forces a young child to strip down and take a shower. The child screams and cries, but the man persists angily. He then carries the child into his bed. The child pleads, "Help! Mom, make him stop!" The mother yells back, "Just listen to him. He's your father and it's past your bedtime." This is a common night-time routine for parents with their first child

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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