What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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i hate you.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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