Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

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whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

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penisface

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

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A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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ur mother

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Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

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What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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A nig-ger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nig-gers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nig-ger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nig-ger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nig-ger, go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nig-ger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nig-ger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nig-gers, smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

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a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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