Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

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Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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What's 9 + 10 19 AB

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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