Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

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What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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