What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

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GONNA

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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What did you say? I don't know.

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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Q:What were Helen Keller's dying words? A: Speaking is difficult when you have no way of hearing others. Apart from that, just hours before you die, you become unaware of your surroundings, and have a harder time communicating. Both these problems merged together made it basically impossible for her to speak before death.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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what tall and looks like a jew?

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Gabe Mercado

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

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fkda

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your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

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I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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