A man sat on a chair

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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what is big and white? the moon

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In soviet russia, roses are violet

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

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person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

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Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

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Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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Indeed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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