What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

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How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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How do you make an electrician cry? You kidnap him and his mother, tie them both to chairs in your garage, and force him to watch you stab his mother repeatedly in the face while laughing and licking up her blood and tears. Then cut his arms and legs off, lock him in a cage with his mothers body, and go in there everyday and eat a delicious meal while watching him starve to death next to his dead mother.

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

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Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

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What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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