- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

How do you keep a blonde busy? The best way to keep somebody busy is to make sure they have something to do, like get a job or a hobby or do some chores. The color of their hair is irrelevant.

What's the worst part about censorship? ** * ** * ** * ********.

What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

Water? I hardly know her.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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