What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

KONY 2012

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Justin Littleton getting laid.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

Pickle

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

tom pauling

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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