I am a n1gger.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

hi patrick

What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

I ponder

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

Womans profesional lacrosse

when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

I can't see my forehead

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Black people

A blind man walks into a pole.

Mike tyson

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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