Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

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why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

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Michael Brown

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

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retard

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Antoni Wilkinsin

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Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Gay rights.

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Joesph Triphook.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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mental kid

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

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what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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