If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

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Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

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I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

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i am predestal

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Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

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This isn't funny.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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