Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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Winter

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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No, luke. I am your father. damnit

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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Caroline Kelly.

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What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

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Stephen Hawking

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A new born baby is left alone in his crib after a long day of playing, He gets taken out of his crib for his first meal with his grandparents, he is excited, His grandparents come in and after the usual praising of the child they sit down for dinner, They are having chicken, His mother puts the spoon to his mouth, He chews it and swallows it, It gets stuck in his throat and he suffocates and dies.

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why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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