A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

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I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

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whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

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Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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