Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

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Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

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What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

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There is an Asian, an American, and a Mexican on a falling plane. The pilot announces that the plane is plummeting out of the sky and says that he needs to drop the cargo. The pilot drops the cargo but the plane is too heavy still. The pilot tells the passengers to drop some personal belongings. The Asian drops rice, the Mexican drops his guns, and the American throws the Mexican and yells "Remember the Alamo!".

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Alchohol.

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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