What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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penis

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

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