What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

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how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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You're welcome!

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I have aids

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Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

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