knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter anyway because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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