What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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My butt!!!!

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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kevin kim

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Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

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Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

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It is so hard to write an antijoke.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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i had sex.

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What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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