Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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time to spruce up!

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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WITH YOUR RED THUMBS COMBINED! I AM CAPTAIN MORAL! You: GOOOOO (AWAY) MORAL! CAPTAIN MORAL MAN, IS A HERO, GONNA TAKE GREEN THUMBS RIGHT BACK TO ZERO... Moral: Okay that is all I remember about the Captain Planet Theme song... GIVE ME RED THUMBS MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! PS: Redhead, three months have passed (more or less) I wont call you because we agreed you would get of this fucking place, but I can visit you if you are a good little girl! And yeah I am calling you Red, Tifa just reminds me of Final Fantasy and your big bosoms so yeaaaaah get your little red haired cunt over here so we can chat yes?

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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