Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

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A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

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the bible

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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Why do I hate food? I don't.

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YOLO MAH BROLO

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Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

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Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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