What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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I know you are but what am I? A queer.

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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Laugh

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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The Detroit Lions

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What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

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Tunechi

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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