knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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so how about that irline food

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

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Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

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whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

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i lost the game

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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