What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Q: How many apples grow on a tree? A: All of them

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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