Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

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Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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