Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

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?J?o?k?e?

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

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your face

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What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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