knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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q ggggggggggggggggg

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

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A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

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"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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