Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Women's rights.

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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i heart wiener

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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