- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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