Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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