- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

Who wants $300? Me too.

Why did the autistic man cross the road? He was also depressed. It was a highway.

Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

Womens rights.

a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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