Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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How tall is oprah.. 5'7

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mexicans fishing

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whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

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What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

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God. God.

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

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