Santa isn't real

What did the English man say to the Japanese man? Nothing, they were incapable of conversation because of the language barrier created by the fact that neither had one another's language as a part of their curriculum.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Nice belt.

Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

This is Heading 1

Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

How many fingers do most people have? 10

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.