Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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DERP

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

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hey bill!

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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