Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

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What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

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How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

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Whats big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A Fridge.

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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Anti Joke

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