roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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Womens' Rights

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

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"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

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A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

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What does? 42

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Anti Joke

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