is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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What's city is in New York New York City

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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A man is traveling to the nearest grocery store. He stops at an intersection and notices a another car beside him. It was a black corvet. So he blew it up and the men inside of it as well. He then proceeded to call the cops as to try to cover the explosion up as if it was not his fault. Unfortunately, the police had video evidence of the incident through video surveillance and the man was arrested for life. He never got a second chance in life and eventually died a slow, painful death in the hands of cancer at the age of 91.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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