A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

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