- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Seven

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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