- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

HELLO EVERYONE

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

Yo mamma is so old that she died.

What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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