3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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Garry Glitters on here

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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go F*** yourself

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This post contains NOTHING.

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Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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You're so ugly, When you look in the mirror it displays you're reflection because that is what mirrors do

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How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? It doesn't really matter but I wouldn't actually call anything because they have very sensitive hearing and will probably panic and, being blind, might collide with a tree.

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What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

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A carpenter walks into a bar. After ordering some wine he tells the bartender that one of his 12 friends will betray him. He also says that once he was captured, the government will execute him on a wooden cross for everyone to see. The bartender in disbelief says to the man "You gotta be kiddin' me, do you think you're Jesus or something?" The man throws his glass of wine to the floor, grabs the bartender by his collar, and says "Hey man, I ordered red wine, not white wine you bastard!" After a few minutes, a group of nurses escort the insane loon back to the mental clinic. The bartender never saw the man again and proceeds to sweep that mess the psycho left on the floor.

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Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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Anti Joke

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