Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

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two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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