How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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a horse walks into a blender ow

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

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You

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

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What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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