Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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How do you make a little girl cry?

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Womens rights

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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