Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

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Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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fart+fart=poop

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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10inch nice

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Women's rights

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

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Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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