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what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights.

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There was an American, Mexican, and a Chineese man, they were all on a plane about to crash. They all threw off the plane somthing they had a lot of in their country before they died. the mexican sacraficed tacos. the chineese sacraficed noodles. and the american picked up the mexican and chineese and was about to throw them off beacause he had too many of them in their country but then he came to relization that a community with biodiversity is an important factor in life today. i mean, someones gonna have to mow the lawn?

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Whats big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A Fridge.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "On your face"

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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this website is non-operational.

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what happen when you put 2 black persons on a blender You ask your self.. will it blend?

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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What's big, wet and yellowish-green at midnight? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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Why did the kitchen cross the road?

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? ni**er

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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