Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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I'm a like whore

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what can I get you?" The man replies "what do you recommend?" The bartender says "get a beer." The man says "okay."

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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