- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

your mom is so blind she cant read.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

Knock knock. Its open.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

Chuck Norris

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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