- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

You have friends

Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

I like to eat people

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

Women have the right to vote.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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