What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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Women's rights.

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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Guess what? Bananas

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How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

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Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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