why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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