- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

i committed murder

What did the fish say? Moo

U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

i'm hard

A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

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