Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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God is real.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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