GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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You read the Terms of Service.

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

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whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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