Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

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Women's rights.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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redtube

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If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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What did the blind, deaf, mute child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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