I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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Knock Knock Come in

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wanna hear a joke? not really

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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