Adam Thomas is homosexual

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

You are Nerochan right?

Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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