What does the English major do? Write anti-jokes because he has no job

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poop

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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a potato flew around my room

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White men's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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