matt f stupid because no one likes him

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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Okay so there was a turtle, a pig, and a donkey. They were out fishing when suddenly they spot a man in boat. The man said he hasn't eaten in 5 days and he is very hungry. He looked at the turtle and said "no, too much shell." The turtle was happy and left. He looked at the pig and said "no, too much fat." The pig ran away and was very happy. He looked at the donkey and said "I think I'll have donkey today." The donkey ran away because he was scared. The man died from hunger.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

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Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

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Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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