Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

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What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

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There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

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What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

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Asians...

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

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"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

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John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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