Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

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women's rights.

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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