An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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what's red and blue? your heart

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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This is a joke.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

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