What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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No your aunties a joke

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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Johnson stops eating

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

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I'm a poet and I just didn't realise

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

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seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

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Hey, Max!!

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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