Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

Jeff

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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