once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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what do you call a muslim driving a plane? a pilot

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haha, you're an orphan

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What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

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Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

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Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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Q: What's the difference between a mountain goat and a pitching wedge? A: A lot.

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

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Why did the baby stop crying? Because he stopped breathing.

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0 + 0 = 0

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A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

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whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

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a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

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yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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