Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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Hillary Clinton

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

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What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

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It's all Taggart

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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