What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

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Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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