- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

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A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

Allie said yesssssssss!

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

How did the dog die? He was put down.

What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

i was molested.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

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