What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

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What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

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Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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all these jokes suck ass

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

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Joesph Triphook.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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There was 3 floors in a building. The man outside was watering plants. The man on the first floor was doing laundry. The man on the second floor was peeing out the window because the toilet wasn't working. The man on the third floor was cutting vegetables and accidentally dropped his knife out the window. Now, the four men all went out to tell what they did that day. The man on the third floor said that he was cutting veggies and dropped his knife out the window. The man on the second floor said that he got his wiener cut off. The man on the first floor said that he was just doing laundry. Then, the man outside said that he was watering plants and found a delicious sausage on the ground and he ate it.

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Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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