- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

What did the sick kid get for cancer? Christmas

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

your momma's an antijoke

What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

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What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? killing their parents first.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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