How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

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How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

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Gus's mom

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

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Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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