Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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