Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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Thumbs down if you like this anti-joke!

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What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

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Robin, Get in the Car

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Yock

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

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What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

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Why is there no Aspirin in the rain forest? Because it wouldn't be financially viable to try and sell pharmaceuticals in the vastly unpopulated rain forest.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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do you have a wife?

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

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What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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