You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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Women's Rights

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This is a joke.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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What's two plus two? Window

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

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