Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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cool

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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why did arno fly away? he was a bird

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Punch line.

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"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

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Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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