What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

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Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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2 + 2 = fish

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What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

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Not from my wife if that is what you think, but its best people dont know who she is, because you know... A guy that gets many ladies = A playa. A girl that lets his guy do that, well, my wife feels safe about her husband (I am dead honest), but I cant expect people to suddenly go "oh yeah, his wife is totally cool and secure about it all, rather than an insecure idiot that allows him to sleep around like the dog he is) Strictly spoken, I am no dog, women say all men are pigs, but no woman settles for a boy, so that makes me a pig.

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What Do You Call A Man On Land With No Arms And Legs? Useless

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