What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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Dumb

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Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

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Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Time to get a watch

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Q: what do you call a black guy on the moon A: An astronaut you resist bastard

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I'm Halarious.

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Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

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Call me Mr. Flinstone, for that is my surname.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

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Women's rights

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because there is no such person as Micheal J. Fox. Michael J. Fox, on the other hand, cannot draw a perfect circle because he has Parkinson's disease.

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derp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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