What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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A man walks into a bar.

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How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

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Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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