What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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Where can I apply for janitor school?

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

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Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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30cm = 0,3meters

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

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When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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