Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You write a really difficult riddle in braille and tell her to solve it.

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

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Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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