How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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