what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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Pickles are moist.

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Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

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Cripples are lame.

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

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Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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