Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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women's rights

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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God. God.

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try slamming a revolving door

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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Freeza: I am the strongest in the universe! (if you ignore my brother Coola which is much stronger and all...) Goku: You have pissed me off now Freeza, I will now turn into a super Asian and prove to the world that real Asians are actually blonde and blue eyed! (I am sure Goku means Sayans, which is "completely different") Goku: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG! Freeza: Omg, he... he... is trying to take a dump! IMPOSSIBLE! I will have to find his balls and caress them... Will Goku ever take a shit? Or reach all new levels of constipation during the series? Find out in the next episode of dragon ball z!

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

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Female Athletics

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What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

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Anti Joke

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