Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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Justin Bieber got laid

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

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A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

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Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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Equal rights!

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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woman's rights

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What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

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*Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter* Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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