How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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all these jokes suck ass

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What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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