Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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