What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

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im jewish

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Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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Rick Santorum 2012

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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