- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

Matty B

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender refuses to give the woman alcohol because he acknowledges a health risk for her unborn child.

-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

A black man is going to get a vasectomy. He shows up to the doctor's office wearing a suit. The doctor says "Why are you wearing a suit?" The black man says "I just got back from a funeral"

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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