- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

*knock knock "there's a door bell"

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

The jets are a good team..

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