What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

women's rights

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

Get up Look in the mirror

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What is 9 + 10? 21

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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