Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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Real jokes.

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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