Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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A mathematician, a physicist and an economist are stranded on a deserted isle in the South Pacific. One day, a lantern washes up on shore. The scholars lament the uselessness of this object.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

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obama's promises

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I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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roses are red violets are blue chickens are white and yellow trees are green and brown my yellow shirt is purple oh shit my dog died

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whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

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haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

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One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

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Two farmers are standing in a field. One says: "It's a bit cold today, don't you think?" The other doesn't reply, because he is trying to work out how to tell the first farmer that his son has just been killed in a road accident.

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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want a balloon? yeah

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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No antijoke here.

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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i love antijokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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