what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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penis that is all

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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