Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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There were three men in a race: Crap, Manners, and Shut Up. During the race, Crap fell and Manners stopped to pick him up, Shut Up kept on speeding. The police stopped him. Here is there converstation: Police 1: Whats your name? Shut Up: Shut Up Police 2: Wheres your manners? Shut Up: Back there picking up crap.

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

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JUST KIDDING^

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

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What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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