How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

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two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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YOLO

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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