1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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Brain fart

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AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a giraffe? A genetically unstable animal that dies shortly after birth.

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Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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Why did the black guy get fired from his job. I asked first.

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a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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