- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

what do u call a black person by his name

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

You might be redneck if you are... Indian

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

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