Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

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A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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Stop Spam Read Books

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

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A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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