Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

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What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

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This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

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I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

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Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

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what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

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My butt!!!!

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How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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Heartlight

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