What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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How many people live in China? At least ten.

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What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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