Gay's

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I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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Jews

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what's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender "one beer please." the bartender proceeds to go into shock as a duck just talked to him

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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Poverty.

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Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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Why did my phone crack? I dropped it.

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Hello, I want likes. Press the up arrow.

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Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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