Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

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What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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That is so fetch

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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Daym im romantic

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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