What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

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What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

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2 + 2 = 4

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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