Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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(insert antijoke here

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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Joke.

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Whats Obama's last name?

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

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You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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Laura Pratz..

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