Lil' Wayne

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how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

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Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

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Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

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What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

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Don't believe in Atheists.

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

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How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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