Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

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I love Japan. It's the bomb.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

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sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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