what is big and white? Your Mom

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

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A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

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Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

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Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

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Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

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