Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

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What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

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Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

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A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

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How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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