What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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Anti Joke

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