Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

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Nickelback

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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A man walks into town and takes a shit!

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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WNBA

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

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yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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