why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

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What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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Set up Punch line.

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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knock knock you may come in

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*

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