Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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who is mark

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

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Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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The queen having a shit

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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Josh kissing a girl

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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