I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

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you are a åsshole :)

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Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

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a ab

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

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Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

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Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

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What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

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Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

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Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

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Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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