How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

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How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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What's big and long? My dick.

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Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Justin Bieber

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What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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your mom is so fat.

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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