how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

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What do you call an blank test? an F

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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Nothing yet CC

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whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

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zebras

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What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

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What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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