why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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i fondle myself every night....

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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