you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

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wat did the farmer say to little lucy? I'm about to rape u, don't scream

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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Tilt your screen back

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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What happens when the hydro goes out for 1 second? 1 minute? 1 hour? 1 day? 1 month? 1 year? -1.8 people die. 105 people die. 6,306 people die. 151,338 people die. 4,603,198 people die. 55,238,376 people die. Aw shit, then you have to take account for how many people die of starvation :\, and the ones who froze to death, and the ones who died from heat stroke, And the ones who died of Alzheimers.

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

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One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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