If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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A ginger was with his friends

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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anal seepage

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What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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Bloody kids ...

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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Your mom.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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Smart Blondes

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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