- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

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