- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

A black guy walks in to a bar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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