Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

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What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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