daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

feminists.

world peace

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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