whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

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What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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