Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling Kill him

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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