Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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Why is this funny? cause it is funny

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Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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An Irish man, Scots man and a Welsh man walk into a bar. The barman says, "what is this some kind of joke?!" Peter, who lives in Cardiff, returned home, depressed that he is viewed as some sort of clown. It reminded him of when he was a school boy; a giant spot appeared on his nose. The kids just laughed at him. "Don't worry Peter" he said to himself, "It will all be over now... He later hung himself. His family have been informed.

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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I know you are but what am I? Gay.

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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FUCK YOU NEVEN

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

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When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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Womens' sports

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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