Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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This is my joke. funny

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

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What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

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Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

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What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

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You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

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Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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