- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

I was born.

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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