this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

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How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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Knock Knock.

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

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Roses are red.

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What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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a. why? b. because

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

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if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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