Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

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if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

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Loperson

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How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb. One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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