what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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