What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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Wanna here a good joke?

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A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

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why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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