A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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Cleveland winning something

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Joesph Triphook.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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giddy goat

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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Your Mom is so fat... Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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