"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man, and an American man are all on a plane in-flight when the pilot screams over the intercom, "We are two pounds over weight! The plane is going down unless you all throw off useless things that have no value in your countries!" The Chinese man throws out a pair of chopsticks and an egg roll and says, "I have too many of those in my country." The Mexican does the same with a taco and sombrero, repeating, "I have too many of those in my country." The American looks around his items pondering what things are too common in the USA. He locks his eyes on the Mexican. The other passengers are shocked as the American throws off a hamburger and a football.

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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Justin's hair

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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