what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

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What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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A blond Canadian and his Korean friend are going together to Korea. When checking in the person asks the Canadian if he has a return ticket leaving the country. He replies yes but he does not have it on him. According to Korean Customs and Immigration laws a non-Korean citizen must have a return ticket to enter the country. Inevitably follows a long and tedious process in order to procure the ticket in order to pass customs. The Korean and the Canadian continue to their boarding gate.

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what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

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What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

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I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

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you are a åsshole :)

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Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

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a ab

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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Anti Joke

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