Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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My life

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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