.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

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What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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i'm hard

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"Free to play" Play free "right now"

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender "one beer please." the bartender proceeds to go into shock as a duck just talked to him

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Halo < COD

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What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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Hillary Clinton

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How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

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