- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

Why did the book disappear?

What time is it? 10:58

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

in the begining... god made some stuff

Where's my baby??

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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