- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

Why didn't the Asian student ask for a calculator? Because he was busy washing the dishes and thought a calculator would be completely inappropriate for the situation at hand.

Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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