A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Today is May 18 2016.

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

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An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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Anti Joke

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