Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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A black guy gets arrested...

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Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

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s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

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How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

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http://www.google.com/webhp?doodle=6201726X-hA7spmZ-pmZnpnn__-ynJTMzfAAADUAAAcaZmb9sN8GZmGIzMz9UzM3OmZm2n7__6430pmZuSZmZm___y1yGQYhiElhkGQZBkGYZBiGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGITCGQZBkE4hkGQZRkGIUSGIYhkEEhkGUXiGIXkGIXkGIXkGQXiGQXkGQXiGIZhiGIRiGEZhmE5hhGUViGQYRklohkFohkFpBiFpBkFpBkGQYhmEEhmGQYhJIYhlFkhkGQZFg&hl=en&nord=1 For alien signals

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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