A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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How do you stop a black person from drowning? You don't.

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What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

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what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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ever tried african food? they neither

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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