- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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