Chuck norris

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"Wow, that was so funny i fell off my dinosaur!" Dinosaurs went extinct in the late Cretaceous period, about 65 million years ago. Commonly believed by scientists across the world to have been caused by an ancient meteor that crashed in the current day Yucatán peninsula in Mexico. Also, even if you were around during the Cretaceous period, i assure you that no dinosaur would let you climb on top of it, let alone ride it while you're not highly terrified because of the sheer danger of the experience. Now unless you are 65 million years old, I highly doubt you laughed so hard that you fell off the dinosaur that you supposedly own.

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knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

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A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

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What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

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Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

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Once upon a time there was a boy standing up. Then he sat down.

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What is a refrigerator and white all over? A refrigerator

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

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