Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

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What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

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Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

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What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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were at work systems r down

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

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