What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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I love Japan. It's the bomb.

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

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knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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