What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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'Knock' 'Knock' Who's there? Open the door and you will find out douche.

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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knock knock go away

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

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How many people does it take to eat an apple ? One, unless it is divided into pieces for everyone to enjoy.

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

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why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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