Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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ok there is 3 people and the white kid says "bet i got a better dick than all of you" he pulls it out and then the mexican says "nope got you beat" and then the black guy says "nope got all you beat look" and then the mexican and white guys say "its because your black" so the black guy goes home and tells his mom wht happen and ask " is it true mines bigger because im black?" she said " no it bc your 23"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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