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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

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Man #1:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: I don't know Man #1: Because he died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Because he died? Man #1: Yep. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Really? Come on, I've already answered your stupid question. Man #1: JUST ANSWER! Man #2: Fine, because he died. Man #1: No, peer pressure. Duh. Man #2 promplty punches Man #1 in the face and continues about his buisness.

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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whats brown? poop.

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Poopsack Jones

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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NAACP

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A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

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Anti Joke

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