how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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Penis.

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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What did the man say to the other man? Hi

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Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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Kony 2012

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Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

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If youre African, why are you white?

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

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What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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