Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

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XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Pineapple.

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

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1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

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What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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Steve is an average man. He has a good life, is married and has 2 kids. So why did he have his dog put down? Because it was hit by a car and had 21 broken bones and was in severe pain. Steve thought putting it down was the best thing to do.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

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When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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