"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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A fish swims up your penis...

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Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

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So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

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womens rights

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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Anti Joke

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