- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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