why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

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AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

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Knock knock *open*

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

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Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

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What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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What does water smell like? water.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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