Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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Knock knock who's there I killed your family

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

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what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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