how does peploe get around they walk

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

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