If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

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Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

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