- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Set up Punch line.

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

knock knock you may come in

A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

Knock knock the family is on vacation and doesn't answer

What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

Are you a human?

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

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