why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

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My butt!!!!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

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the guy below me is gay

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69

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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