What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

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Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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scientology.

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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