- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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Q: What do you call a white sheet on the floor? A: A ghost costume, dirty laundry, or carpet are all perfectly adequate answers.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

A man walks into a bar and orders some grapes. The bartender says he does not have any grapes available. The man leaves.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

What's the best anti joke? this one

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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