Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

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A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

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What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

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Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

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Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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