What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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Black Friday

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What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

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Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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JOHN to MARY: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you MARY to JOHN: Roses are red Violets are blue Who are you? JOHN to MARY: Roses are red I'm your husband MARY to JOHN: No! JOHN to MARY: WHAT??? MARY to JOHN: Ex Awkward silence. Mary moves out the next day.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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