knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

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Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

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Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

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Please? No.

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

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Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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