JEWS

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

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Dylan Eichas

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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A man went back in time and warned nobody about anything and pretended to be from the time he choose to go to and lived a happy life eventually finding a wife. He later found out he had a baby on the way, he named it after his great grandfather who was a war hero. He later found out that many years later his son had a son and they named it after his grandpa. He went to the hospital where he died just as his grandson had a baby and they named it after his father. The man died. End.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

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Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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