What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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whats worse than snakes on a plane? terrorists

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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