Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

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if rooster puts egg on roof, in what direction it will roll? There was no egg

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Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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