What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

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Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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What would Muhammed do?

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what does a chair look like? a chair.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

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Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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Why didn't suzie go to school yesterday? She was brutally hacked into pieces and now she"ll never experience school again

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Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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Your mam is so fat.

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A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

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Anti Joke

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