What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

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What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

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The Dane, the Norwegian and the Chinese where on a plane, and as the plane was malfunctioning, the pilot would shout: "We are overloaded! Toss out everything you can spare!" The Dane tossed out a box of Danish Salami, explaining they had enough of those in his country. The Norwegian tossed out a package of sweaters, explaining that they had enough of those in his country. Suddenly the Chinese jumped out without a given explanation, as time passed though, the surviving crew arrived to some conclusions... Moral: R.I.P Kim the 294834839483948th

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What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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Womens' Rights

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you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

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Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

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Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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