If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

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What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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A black man offers to take a girl home from the nightclub. As they're sitting in the car, she curiously asks him ''So tell me it's true what they say about black man''. The man sighs and explains: ''Well many people think that we stab, shoot and steal things. Another stereotype that is launched at us is that we have large penises. I however do not steal. My penis is also quite small. After this conversation the girl was driven home safely, and was now convinced that stereotypes are lies.

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What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

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What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

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