Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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im jewish

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

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james schmitt whats your last name

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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