Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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France had one revolution

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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One day I went to the shop and bought some milk. THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE turtle man came with me. YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE live action

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Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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what do fish smoke? sea weed

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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woman's rights

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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