Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

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a atheist and a christian walk into a bar, they are good friends and enjoy their conversations.

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once upon a time there was a boy

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the TV fall of a cliff? Because a nice man was donating it to the homeless shelter which hangs over a cliff. The man placed the TV in the back room on the floor. There was a weak spot on the floor and when the fattest homeless person walked over the floor, the floor broke which was a HUGE inconvenience because he TV and the fat man fell through the floor and over the cliff, luckily the TV was plugged in so it was hanging by the cord but an old lady with Alzheimer's forgot that there was a hole in the floor and unplugged the TV so she could clean the switches. In the end the TV fell off the cliff.

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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No. Yes.

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Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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There's my tractor.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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