What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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i saw amango it splootered

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

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Arrow in the Knee!

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what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

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#Getweird

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? .The Police The Police who? ..The Police The Police who? ...The Police The Police who? ....The Police The Police who? .....The Police The Police who? ......The Police The Police who? .......The Police The Police who? ........The Police The Police who? .........The Police The Police who? ..........The Police The Police who? Forget this. *Gunshot*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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Joke

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Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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