- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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