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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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What's black, white and re(a)d all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Q: What do you call a successful black person? A: A fictional character.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Do you know what they say? Words

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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A duck flies into a bar. The bartender allows it to stay because it turns into a beautiful swan. The goose then lays a golden egg and the bartender stares in awe as a giant bean stalk grows out of the egg. He's ecstatic and really glad he let the flamingo stay with all the wonderful colors and magic going on.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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