Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had come upon them and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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Canada

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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Women's rights

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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