how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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Contrary to popular belief when life hands you lemons you cannot make lemonade. Water and sugar are two other essential ingredients.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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want a balloon? yeah

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What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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