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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

How high is the sky? True or False

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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