How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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rebecca is a hard worker

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

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Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

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