A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

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what did the catholic priest say to the boy?

god be with you.

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What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

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I'm gay Mr Goodwin

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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Yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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Why is Scientology the Fastest Growing Religion of 21st Century? It isn't, its a cult.

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Q: What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Nothing, they never met! :)

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

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Hello

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