- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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