- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

roses are red turtles are random. cancer

How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

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