Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

A black man walks out of a police station

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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