How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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whats worse than school? Summer school

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How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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