Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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womans rights...

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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