WNBA

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How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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NEVER

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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