the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

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A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

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How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

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Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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