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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Adele walks into the stables

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there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

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...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

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What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

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What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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