Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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Women's rights.

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You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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Jesus wept.

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God is real.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

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Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

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a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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hi joshua

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it

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

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What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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