What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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Potassium? K.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

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Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

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Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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