hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

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Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head! A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?" The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear. Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?" "The sucker called again!"

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falling didnt make the difference

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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hi

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

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