Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

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What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

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Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

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A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

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this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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Why is Justin Bieber better than Freddie Mercury? Freddie Mercury is dead. Justin Bieber is still alive. Also Freddie Mercury is ugly and Justin is hot.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

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Penis.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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