What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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Q: why is the squirrel stuck in the tree? A: because he should have finished high school.

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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