Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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Anti jokes SUCK!

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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