whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

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whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

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What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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penis

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

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