oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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A fat boy walked into a party

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Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

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Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

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four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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A horse walks into a barn.

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salad days!

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What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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