4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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yolo mother f-uckaaaa

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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A man walks into a bar. On impact, he suffers quite the blow to his head, resulting in him falling unconscious. He is escorted to the hospital, where he is pronounced in a coma on arrival. His family is left devastated. His wife, who was a stay-at-home mother to their 2 children doesn't take this news very well and is sent into a spiraling depression. 16 years later, the man finally wakes from his coma to find that his son and daughter that he had left behind where now grown teenagers and almost done with high school, his wife's has remarried and given birth to his half-child. This is why you don't text while walking down a sidewalk.

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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British Dentistry

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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poop

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

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heads up!

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whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

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rape that shit

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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Internet Explorer

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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Large 4

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Mrs. Welsh

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i found waldo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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