getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

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How do you make a bird drop a worm? Wring it's neck. P.S: If that anti-joke didn't persuade you to vote thumbs up for this post, then perhaps these delightful lyrics will convince you otherwise. I see them staring back at me They know my name The faces in the sky are looking for something more My friends have paper smiles and laugh at me in all my trials Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia My friends have hollow eyes They're made of shapes and curvy lines Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow [. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/elena-siegman-lyrics/pareidolia-lyrics.html .] My pareidolia The loneliness is only missed when I am alone O yeah I might try to find my light tonight Hide my sight from eyes I try to fight My nine eyes of light die by the blight Ride white knight unite my plight tonight They're inside me They're inside me I'm inside out I'm inside out They're all around Within without Within without They're inside I'm outisde They're all around They're all around They're inside me I'm inside out They're all around Within without It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia la lalala lalala lalala lala

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What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

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your father died

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why did joe drown ? he had no arms

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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