hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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brett is a dick

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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FOLLOW ME @airvvv

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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Anti Joke

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