Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

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Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

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A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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