Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

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What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

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who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

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what is orange? an orange

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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