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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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