How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

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Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

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what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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women's rights, lol

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Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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