you will die someday

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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A spanish man, a french man and an italian man sat at a pub. And they realise no one can speak english properly.

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Women's rights

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FUCK YOU NEVEN

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A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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Whats 9+10? 19

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Jovan

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If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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Take one: "What kind of assho... Take two "What kind of awesome people with no dignit..." Take three: "What kind of awesome people with most dignified self image would use this piece of shit s... Final take What kind of awesome people with most dinified self image would use this RETARDED PIECE OF MOLTEN SHlT SITE FROM FUCKING HELL?" Moral: "Technically I do not use it, I abuse it just like I did your mom... Hey, I am your dad by the way, that gives me the right to rape you whenever I want" NeroMetal I once fisted a velociraptor to death (I do not mean punching it in the face here if you think thats something), but that's not metal... I cant for the fuck bother to find out how to spell the fucking dinosaurs name... Now that is metal...

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What's red and has wheels? A red car

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