Penisland

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

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Black History Month

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What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

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Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

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eoin burgin is fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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