Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

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I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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Women's rights.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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What's long and black? A line at KFC.

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Women's rights

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