Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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What did the shark say to the elephant? Nothing, they live in different habitats

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

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Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

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A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

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Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

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Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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