Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

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Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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Little Timmy walks up to the teacher during class and asks "Can i use the restroom?" The teacher says "I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy says "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

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guess what? chicken butt.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

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Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

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This isn't funny.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

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Anti Joke

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