Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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