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WNBA

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

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Poop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? Invisible carrots.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

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A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? I have it's actually really nice

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What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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