how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

Like my status for a tbh?

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

poop.........

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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