Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What did the shark say to the elephant? Nothing, they live in different habitats

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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deez nuts

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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A gay Asian guy walks into a gay bar where he found a fruity looking black man... The Asian went up to the black man and said, " how'r they hanging?" shocked with anger, the black man hits him in the face, knocks him to the ground and said, " YOU DO NOT TALK TO MY FAMILY THAT WAY. BOTH MY GRANPARENTS WERE LYNCHED!!!" the Asian stands up and brushes himself off... He turns to the black guy and says " I meant the balance scale at the table you were were sitting at" the black fellow turns to the table with the notebook and the balance scale with rocks on both sides that he was sitting at... He turns back to the Asian man and apologizes for his rude behavior and buys him a drink... (2 hours later) they have sex

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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