What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

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What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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i love to lick...

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why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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