CISSY: TIMMY! COME AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK THIS INSTANT TIM: ....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\... *CISSY SMACKS TIMMY AND SENDS HIM TO HIS ROOM WITHOUT DINNER.

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

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Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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pauls tuck

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DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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