Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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I'm Jewish

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

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a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

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Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

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One time I masturbated by myself

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Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

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A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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