Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Guy A: Why is 6 scared of 7? Guy B: Because 7, 8, 9? Guy A: No, numbers don't have feelings Guy C: That's so dumb Guy A: Hey you know what, this is an A and B conversation so... Guy C: So C your way out? Guy D: Yeah, before D and E come and F U up! Guy E: Are you guys high or something? Guy F: Dude, I'm a girl, F stand for female (Author): Oops sorry Girl F: Thanks Guy G: Mind Blown O_O

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Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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hahahahahah http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=sonny+bartlett&hl=en&sa=X&tbm=isch&tbnid=s37cS73V74A8YM:&imgrefurl=http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCASl7llFhDpTF8vwjDlGI_g/videos&docid=kJoLzGiYRM-2AM&itg=1&imgurl=https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-si7_hCcHI7E/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/HzlEl3ilyyM/s55-c-k/photo.jpg&w=55&h=55&ei=GrgsUZ_kJqac0AWExIC4BQ&zoom=1&biw=1024&bih=616&iact=rc&dur=188&sig=111947294788926856610&page=1&tbnh=55&tbnw=55&start=0&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:9,s:0,i:109&tx=27&ty=11

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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i have two hands.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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Roses are flowers.

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the world. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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david weres the slug gone

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What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

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If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

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Anti Joke

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