What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

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Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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Drew Knowles is gay

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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GONNA

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

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Ross.

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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Anti Joke

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