Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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The Barackness Monster

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

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Civil Rights.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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