Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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women's lacrosse.

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

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This is a joke.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

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What do I hate? people

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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