- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

A girl gets raped -teagan d

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

Whats better than 24? 25.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

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