Robin, get in the car.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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A:Why did the chicken cross the road? B:To get The Daily.....Do you get it. A:No. B:Me neither..I get The Times.

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what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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Anti Joke

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