Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

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What is the same about a bird and a turtle? They can both fly . . . except for the turtle

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

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A man walks into a bar. On impact, he suffers quite the blow to his head, resulting in him falling unconscious. He is escorted to the hospital, where he is pronounced in a coma on arrival. His family is left devastated. His wife, who was a stay-at-home mother to their 2 children doesn't take this news very well and is sent into a spiraling depression. 16 years later, the man finally wakes from his coma to find that his son and daughter that he had left behind where now grown teenagers and almost done with high school, his wife's has remarried and given birth to his half-child. This is why you don't text while walking down a sidewalk.

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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Anti Joke

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