Amputations.

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

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Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

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What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

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Hitler is my role model

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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