How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

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A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

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Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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