- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

That's unfortunate.

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

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