Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

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What is long and black The unemployment line

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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nice tits.

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

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Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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i have cancer

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ask me if im a door yes

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

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