Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

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what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

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Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

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Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

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Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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