What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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how man

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

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What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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Ruller

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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