What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

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What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

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Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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