What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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knock knock your gay

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42

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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we all know sammi has a penis

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Your Mom

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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19th amendment

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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