roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

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Trump will make America great again.

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Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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