whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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