what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

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What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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Who is John Galt?

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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haha

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Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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