What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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A blind man walks off a cliff.

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

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Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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what is racecar backwards in reverse

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Anti Joke

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