Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

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What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

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There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

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Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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Agent 47.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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