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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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once upon a time there was a boy

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Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

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skurfboards we love fat kids

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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The jets are a good team..

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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() () () () () () () ------ *__________* yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

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http://www.youtube.com/user/SWkangaroo

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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