What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

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Father Murphy met Samuel Myer on the street. Sam it's been a month o' Sundays since I've seen you. You look propserous. How's the moile business? A snip better, Father, since we talked last. And thank you. For what, Sam? Well the last time we met you asked what I did with the foreskins. Well, here is the answer, my new business. What's this, a wallet. But so smooth, Sam. Yeah, Father, but when you rub it. Rub it, Sam? Yeah when you rub it it falls apart. And you have to buy a new one! Mazel Tov!

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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Black People.

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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