If you put two black men in an empty room, what will they do? They will most likely try to figure out why they have been put in such a confusing scenario. Then one of the black men will suggest the possibility that maybe they are being used as a subject of a joke. The other black man agrees then they both hang themselves since they have no other purpose in life.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What did the hot rod say to the other hot rod Its hot in here

thumb_up thumb_down +53

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Walnut

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

thumb_up thumb_down -20

87

thumb_up thumb_down -16

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Whats 1+1? The answer!

thumb_up thumb_down -34

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

thumb_up thumb_down

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Are you going to just stand there and watch me burn for i am on fire? Well that is fine because the sensation feels so fantastic. You are going to just stand there and listen to me whine the night away. It is quite okie-dokie for I really love your art of lying! To be certain, I love it very much! I can not find myself telling you what really occurred, I can only explain to you the sensation i felt from this moment. For I have a dagger in my trachea. For the number of days where the do not's fell like the actually do's. I will be very happy :). But where are you trying to walk away from. Than she told me she was leaving. I said no you very certainly are not! Megan Lady-who-sleeps-with-many-men (aka Whore) Fox. We find ourselves back on the day we met...... etc etc, lot's of pissed off Rapper vs. the English language. Than more words fly out of the mouth of the woman that said she "just wanted a hit" than got slapped around the ear by her ex. It is a pointless song. Today's youth is hopeless. (just kidding i love Eminem stay infinite for life)

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops