Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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Poo LOL

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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Your Mom

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Your mom.

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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