Julian Ha.

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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