Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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poop

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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I don't believe in giraffes.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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