Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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A baby gets hit by a bus.

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

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What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

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What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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