A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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ME NAME IS JEFF

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