ugh good riddance

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Women's rights

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

I am on a escalator.

This is a joke

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

Your Mom

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

A seal walks into a club.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

Gun Control

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