So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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An Italian man with a very thick accent decides to travel to America. On arriving, he decides to take a taxi and tour the nearby city. The man, feeling hungry after a while, chooses to stop at a bakery. Upon entering the bakery, the man walks up to the display of bread, and points at the loaves of bread he wanted, calling to the baker "I want 2 piece." The baker, not understanding the man's accent asks the man to repeat what he said. So the man repeats, "I want 2 piece, right here, right now." "Sure thing," the baker says, and gives the man the loaves of bread.

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My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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