Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

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Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

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tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

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Why does the little boy play video games all the time? Because he is socially awkward and has no friends.

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Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

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What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

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civil rights

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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Anti Joke

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