What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

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Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

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what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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Cancer.

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"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

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Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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