Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

hey you like pizza? whatever...

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

A six foot chicken, a horse, and a muskrat walk into a bar. They are then detained by animal control and the bar undergoes a thorough cleaning.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

knock knock come in!

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)