knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

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Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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Anti Joke

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