What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

thumb_up thumb_down +68

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

thumb_up thumb_down -40

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

thumb_up thumb_down +22

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

thumb_up thumb_down +9

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

thumb_up thumb_down -14

A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

thumb_up thumb_down +8

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops