Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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Skinny people fart less.

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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Dogs in my home.

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

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I lost my tractor.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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Your existance.

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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