fack me in the ace! CC

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

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How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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Your mom goes to college

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what's black? a lot of things.

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american idol

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Guy A: Why is 6 scared of 7? Guy B: Because 7, 8, 9? Guy A: No, numbers don't have feelings Guy C: That's so dumb Guy A: Hey you know what, this is an A and B conversation so... Guy C: So C your way out? Guy D: Yeah, before D and E come and F U up! Guy E: Are you guys high or something? Guy F: Dude, I'm a girl, F stand for female (Author): Oops sorry Girl F: Thanks Guy G: Mind Blown O_O

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Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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