-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

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Yanter, Look it up

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

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what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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zebras

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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hot diggity dog

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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