Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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http://www.google.com/webhp?doodle=6201726X-hA7spmZ-pmZnpnn__-ynJTMzfAAADUAAAcaZmb9sN8GZmGIzMz9UzM3OmZm2n7__6430pmZuSZmZm___y1yGQYhiElhkGQZBkGYZBiGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGITCGQZBkE4hkGQZRkGIUSGIYhkEEhkGUXiGIXkGIXkGIXkGQXiGQXkGQXiGIZhiGIRiGEZhmE5hhGUViGQYRklohkFohkFpBiFpBkFpBkGQYhmEEhmGQYhJIYhlFkhkGQZFg&hl=en&nord=1 For alien signals

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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Smelly Indians.

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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