what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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