Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

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what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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Nickelback

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A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

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Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

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... Chan chan

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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I woke up today

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Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

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— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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