Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

why does the man appear fat he is

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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