Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

Ask me if im a tree? No

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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