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What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

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Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Andrew's a bald wankstain.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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