Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

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So this guy's taking a hooker back to a hotel room, right? The woman turns out to be a federal agent investigating prostitution in inner-city inviornments, and the man is promptly arrested. He is now subject to a large fine and 90 days in a county jail.

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Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

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Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

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lol a man is drowning

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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