why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

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Albert your flies undone.

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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minorities.....

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poop.

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Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver comes into the bar and gulps down the guys drink and the guy starts crying the lorry driver says "dont cry ill buy you another" thee guy sas "it's not that today i woke up late for work and when i got there i got fired and then when i went to go home feeling depressed my car doesnt startand so i walk home and i find my wife in bed with the gardener and so i came here to die but you drank my poison"

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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A dog was barking at a tree

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