why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

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A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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