The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

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People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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I'm Coming

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fabien

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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