What is a question?

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

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What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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One dark, stormy night, there was a man, limping slowly down the road. He looked across the road and noticed a little girl on a park bench. He carefully moved around behind , creeped up, and slowly tapped her on the shoulder. I tap 2 tap 3 tap The little girl slowly turned her head, and as she did, the man uttered 3 sentences.... "Would you mind helping me get back to my apartment, my hand was cut off in the war, while I was serving my country, which is why I have a hook as opposed to a hand. I was heading back to my apartment to greet my wife and 2 little children, since I just got back from a long day's work at the soup kitchen, helping those in need, and I sprained my ankle. By the way, my name I John Thompson."

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

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how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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