Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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OR SOMETHING! VOLUME ONE SPECIAL ALPHA MAN EDITION: What do you do if you are in the jungle, and surrounded by a tiger, and a jaguar and have only one bullet left in the rifle? You shoot the damn jaguar in its tire, and RIDE THE GODDAMN TIGER BACK HOME! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD R*PIST!(Yes I also wrote the original kay?)

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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KSI

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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69

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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