Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

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two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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knock knock go away!!!

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

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why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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