Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

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Black people

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no u

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Adam Sandler.

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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