Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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Q; What do you call a dog? A; A dog.

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

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SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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