What's white and very boney? A bone

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

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What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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Feminism.

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hey guys im gay

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

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knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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