Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

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Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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A jew enters a mall.

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A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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call me maybe.

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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