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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

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A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

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A frog walks into a bar and the bartender thinks he is very well evolved because frogs don't walk they hop

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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