what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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I just painted my nails. I have braces.

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A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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I came.

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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