- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

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