The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

thumb_up thumb_down +9

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Casey Anthony kills a baby

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

thumb_up thumb_down +9

The Detroit Lions

thumb_up thumb_down -18

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

thumb_up thumb_down -2

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

thumb_up thumb_down -23

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

thumb_up thumb_down +23

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

thumb_up thumb_down -1

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

thumb_up thumb_down -7

I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops