a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

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Your momma is so old, it's just irresponsible of her not to have regular doctor appointments. Health should always come first.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs? Names

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? With design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process.

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Why did the young boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Your mom.

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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A man is sitting on a park bench crying. A blonde walks by and asks him why he's sad. The man proceeds to explain he just lost his children in a custody battle with his ex wife.

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Anti Joke

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