- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

A POW is sitting in his cell when the guard walks up to him. He says "You may choose one of these tortures, drowning or listening to Rebecca Black." The POW chose Rebecca Black, for even though he disliked her music, it was much better than getting drowned

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

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