Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

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how did the man die he didnt

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