why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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fart

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

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roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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How many chicken feathers are there in a 50 pound bag? 50 pounds worth Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a duck Why did the man cross the road? It was duck season A woman is dying but can't reach her husband. Why? A duck ate his cell-phone A pig walks into a bar but there is no bartender. Where is she? Dead A duck hunter is selling a duck to a man. The man only pays the duck hunter a quarter. Why? It was full of chicken feathers.

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the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

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A man walks into a bar and gets drink

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

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whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

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Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

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What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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