do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

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What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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What causes floods? Too much water.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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