What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

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Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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