Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

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Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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PENIS

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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Mullets

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

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What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

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what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

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I came.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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