Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

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Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

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John Stamos.

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A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

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Send "What Makes You Beautiful" Ringtone to your CellShowHideSong Notes - Go behind the words! You're insecure, don't know what for You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or Don't need make-up - to cover up Being the way that you are is eno-o-ough Everyone else in the room can see it Everyone else but you Baby you light up my world like nobody else The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed the way you smile at the ground, it ain't hard to tell You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! If only you saw what I could see you'd understand why I want you so desperatley Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! Read more: ONE DIRECTION - WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL LYRICS http://www.metrolyrics.com/what-makes-you-beautiful-lyrics-one-direction.html#ixzz1sJdk3KHD Copied from MetroLyrics.com

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Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

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WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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