What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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a man goes for blood check up ..........his whole hand was frozen >>>>the doctor cuts his finger'''''' he comes outside crying n sits in a chair n cries.............]]]]]] the person near him asks him why is he cryin...he says i came 4 my blood test the doctor cut my finger.the person next to him cried aloud......the person asked y r u cryin>>>>>>>>>>i came her 4 my urine test ..........????????lol

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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Penis.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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