What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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What would a prostitute do if she was given a million dollars? She would probably diversify her portfolio. First, she would pay her rent. She would buy some groceries and a present for her mother. She would then invest it in stocks and low-yield bonds. She would they buy a vehicle. This win might not affect her continuance in her job.

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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A: Knock Knock! B: RING THE DOORBELL YA DUMMY

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Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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