How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

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this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

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Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

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