Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then is hit with the full force of all the things he never did in life, of how he wasted his younger years chasing a bigger paycheck rather than trying to live life, and all the love he wasted on people who didn't care about him. He begins to cry as his first drink arrives, and orders many more as the night passes. He loses his keys as he leaves and stumbles home in a drunken stupor, contemplating suicide.

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

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Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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im black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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