why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

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how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

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When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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