Fuck her

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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Why did the eighty year old man climb into a fridge? Because he wanted to.

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

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want to go home? yea

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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Obama getting elected in 2012.

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What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Why is Justin Bieber better than Freddie Mercury? Freddie Mercury is dead. Justin Bieber is still alive. Also Freddie Mercury is ugly and Justin is hot.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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