What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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boobs!

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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An atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said "god bless you". He thanked them and continued on with his normal day because it wasn't really that big of a deal to him.

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

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what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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Dislike this, and I kill myself.

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Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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This is a joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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