- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wonder where the hell Hitler is

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

Ahmed walks into Abbar.

What did the banana say to the peach? Dude, we can talk?

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Why do Black people love chicken? Because it is delicious.

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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