What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

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Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

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What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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