Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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