Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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