Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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knock knock Come in.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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fruit salad?

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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