What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

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Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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everybody loves raymond

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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