What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

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Poop

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A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

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your gay

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