Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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Today is March 22.

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

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What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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