Indeed.

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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When I get aroused I get a solid snake

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

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What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Women's Rights

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

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