What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

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your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

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So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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How did the pig solve the Arab-Israeli Conflict? It didn't. It further exacerbated the problem. The Arab-Israeli Conflict is a multifaceted geopolitical quagmire based on long-simmering religious, ethnic and territorial tensions. A pig is too stupid to understand the root causes of the problem, let alone provide a viable solution. In retrospect, it seems ridiculous to have entrusted a pig with such an important diplomatic mission.

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what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

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Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

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Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

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Why are black people more athletic than whites? Black people originate from Africa, where they lived in a world where athletic ability created natural selection. The most athletic were able to escape dangers of the jungle such as dangerous animals, and were also most apt to find food to survive. Then when the slave trade occured, only the strongest and best fit survived the trip to America and the hard labor. Also, given the socio-economic trends of the United States, African Americans are more likely to grow up in an environment where they have limited opportunity to make a living, besides professional sports, so they play cheap sports like basketball.

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