The jets are a good team..

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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Why did Christopher Columbus sail to America? Because sailing was faster than swimming.

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No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

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Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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