- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

So a bar walks into a man...

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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