What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

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What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

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- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

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