why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

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> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

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Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

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Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

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What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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Anti Joke

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