Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

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What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

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Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

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Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

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What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

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Oh you're dating my ex? Do you want my unfinished sandwhich too? And my old shoes? And a couple of my shirts I don't wear anymore? How about a my toys I used to play with? Or my spoiled pickle that's been in my car for about a year and a half after I went to the mall with my friends, we watched a movie, I don't remember which one it was but it was funny, then after that we went to McDonald's and it was the first time I heard of McGangbang and it was pretty good. After that I think we went to Jerry's cousin's house, he was a cool guy until I found out that he likes Tyga, so I ended up never talking to him again.... I went off topic, sorry

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

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What do you say to a rock? Meow

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

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Anti Joke

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