nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Person 1: Did you hear the one about the guy who drank vinegar? Person 2: No Person 1: Oh

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

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What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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What did the fish say after he

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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