- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

Punch line.

what did one tree say to the other? move over

Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

Wigan.

What is the name of the car? What

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What do you call a black man carrying a bag full of drugs? A police officer who has just confiscated the bag from a drug dealer and is on his way to send the bag off to be destroyed.

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