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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

What did the clown say to the other clown? I was not present at this conversation, and therefore I was not able to catch what they were saying

What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

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