Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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tight butthole 4 lyfe.

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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