Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

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What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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knock knock who's there me i kill you

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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Nuneaton..

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

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Anti Joke

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