What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

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Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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monkey sponge

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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Anti Joke

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