Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

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What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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A wife asks her husband if he can fix the sink and he responds with Do I have plumber written on my forehead. Then she asks him if he can fix the porch and he responds with Do I have contractor written on my forehead. So the husband goes on vacation and comes back to find the sink and porch fixed and he asks his wife how it is fixed and she says that the new neighbor helped. So she says the neighbor said he would only do it for cake or sex. The husband respond by saying Which one did you choose. His wife responds by saying Do I have Betty Crocker written on my forehead.

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How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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Ross.

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What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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Whats 1+1? window!

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Farts smell bad!

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