No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. Way do go lazy you didn't read all the you's so you didn't realize there was a yoo in there. But now you realize there aren't any yoo's there way to go.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

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What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

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Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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