- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

womens rights

Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

justin littleton. nuff said

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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