Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

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A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

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Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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