What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Do u take sugar?

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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Barbara Streisand

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

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Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

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What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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How many light bulbs? 1

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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