If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

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Justin Bieber

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Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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Girls soccer

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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Penis

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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