Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

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Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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