Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

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Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

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Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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