Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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So these two girls have a cup .

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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Wait! hundred billions!

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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