a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

A train poops its pants.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

9/11

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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