How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

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Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

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What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

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Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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