Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

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What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

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-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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who just made fun of katie matt

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Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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