- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

How old is victor? Old

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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