What's up? Not the planes, there's a terrorist on board

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

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Where's my tractor?

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