knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

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Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

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- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

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