- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Feeling alone fast after opening your mouth? Feel that people ignore your conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say AHAH!... And Uhuh, and I PERFECTLY UNDERSTAND! Now YOU CAN BE APPRECIATED INSTANTLY BY A BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE SAYING!

Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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