Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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I'm banging your sister.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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Women's sports.

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

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Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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Obama

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

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If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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