Win and Beau have no friends

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What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

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Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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