What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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How high is a Chinaman

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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Racial Equality

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

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Anti Joke

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