A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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the WNBA.

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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What has two legs and two arms? A Human

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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What is next?

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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I am quite mature.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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