How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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Roses come in a variety of colors.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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What do vampires cross the sea in?

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ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

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What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

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who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

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*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

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why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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Anti Joke

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