What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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JOSH BROWN STOP ADDING PEOPLES NAMES TO THE END OF YOUR TRUE STORIES!

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is seriously pissed off about being repeatedly subjected to this level of intense interrogation. Do you ask other animals why they chase their tails or claw at dirt? Do people ask you why you run when you're late? How would you like to have every move you made transformed into some cliche, old farce? There's a road, he's a chicken, there are only so many possible outcomes.

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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