Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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whats hard, its not what you think a penis

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How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

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What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

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I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

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penisvaginaorgasm

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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