Why was there a lion in the bathroom? Because I threw a refrigerator at it and stapled a frog to its butthole, all while it was being chased by a 10 foot scorpion and a purple salmon that only had 1 eye.

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

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Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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jcjdj

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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pudding

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Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

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Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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Penis

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come along children

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math test 2=2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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