Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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Dumb

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

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Women Voting

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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