What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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you and your family will die tonight

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

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Get off my porch.

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i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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david what a baghead

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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