Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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this is not a joke.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

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why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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