Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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How many dead hookers can you fit in a trunk? Five

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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civil rights

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What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

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