What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

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Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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GONNA

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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