Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

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The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

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What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

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F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

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What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR S H I T STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Jasper sucks.

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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Dear John,

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