the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

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Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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The Dane, the Norwegian and the Chinese where on a plane, and as the plane was malfunctioning, the pilot would shout: "We are overloaded! Toss out everything you can spare!" The Dane tossed out a box of Danish Salami, explaining they had enough of those in his country. The Norwegian tossed out a package of sweaters, explaining that they had enough of those in his country. Suddenly the Chinese jumped out without a given explanation, as time passed though, the surviving crew arrived to some conclusions... Moral: R.I.P Kim the 294834839483948th

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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