how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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I just drank a cola.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

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Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

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What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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