Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? Because he was blind.

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? killing their parents first.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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YOLO.

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

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What does the English major do? Write anti-jokes because he has no job

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A caterpillar and its mom (a butterfly) come upon a lion eating an antelope. The caterpillar says "Mom, why is the lion so mean to the antelope?" The mom replies: "it's the circle of life." The next day, the caterpillar and his mom witness a bird of prey swooping down and eating a mouse. The caterpillar asks why the bird of prey is so mean and the mom responds by saying its the circle of life. The next day, the caterpillar and its mom come across a trail of dead animals. They follow the trail to the end where they see a great lion. The mom opens her mouth to say its the circle of life when her son jumps up and eats the lion. THE END.

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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what do you call a muslim driving a plane? a pilot

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haha, you're an orphan

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What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

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Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

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Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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