What do you call an arab ?

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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