- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, joke tells YOU! ...because that is the syntax of the language.

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Dinosaur!

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

I'm gay. Great me too.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Their, they're, there You're, your

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

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