What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

Diarrhea

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

What do you call a black priest? Religious.

What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

Thats what she said

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

Sex education in Texas,

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

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