Antoni Wilkinsin

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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