What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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I'm banging your sister.

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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Yes. Just Yes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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