roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

what happened to the drug addict? he go high

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

A black guy with his family.

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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