A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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Penis.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

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If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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