Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

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What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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Equal rights!

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

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What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

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you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

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a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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