how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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Once upon a time there were three aliens. The first alien landed in a school,The second alien landed in a market, and the third alien landed in a preschool. When the first one landed the teacher asked the students who wants to go to the computer lab,all the students said me! me! me! and the alien learned me! me! me! When the second one landed the businessman asked him what he wanted, and he saw a toy gun and it talks and the gun said gun! gun! gun! and the alien learned it and said gun! gun! gun! Then when the third alien landed one preschooler stole another preschoolers lollipop then he said "He stole my lollipop"! And the alien learned it and said "he stole my lollipop!" Then someone got murdered and the three aliens went there and the murderer detective asked "Who killed that man!" And the first alien said me! Me! Me! "What did you kill him with!" Then the second alien said gun! gun! gun! "Why'd you kill him!" Then the third alien said "He stole my lollipop!" And that's it folks! ????????????????????????????????

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Anti Joke

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