What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

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A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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It burns when I pee sometimes.

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

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Make me famous

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Baseball

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Three bears take a bath Red bear asks for the shampoo Blue bear wants the soap Wait... That's not a joke, that's a Haiku

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We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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What is worse than hell?

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Anti Joke

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