What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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Canadians

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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Antijokes...

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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I came.

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Why did the little boy run away from Michael Jackson? Because he was scared

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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