two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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No it doesnt..

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Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

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Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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