Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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Your mother is so fat that it became a problem affecting everyone close in her life. Her new year's resolution was to lose weight, and surprisingly, has become quite healthy since then.

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Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

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What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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