How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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Did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off, how is he? Well you see, the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off...He's dead. I..um..he's straight up dead. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell ya.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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Q: Do these jeans make me look fat? A: No your fat makes you look fat.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

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I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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gay porn...

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

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What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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