What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET TOWARDS GOING BEYOND YOUR FIFTH SENSE... UNLOCKING YOUR SIXTH SENSE! (redux:Chronoshift extend Xr`d Utrawave edition) 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :( 7. Pressure :/ 8. Itch :O 9.Thermoception: Ability to sense heat and cold :S 10.Proprioception: This sense gives you the ability to tell where your body parts are. 11.Coordination. :/ 12. Nociception: In a word, pain. This was once thought to simply be the result of overloading other senses, such as “touch”, but this has been found not to be the case and instead, it is its own unique sensory system. There are three distinct types of pain receptors: cutaneous (skin), somatic (bones and joints), and visceral (body organs). Moral Man the Friendly arsonist, motherpounder: I SHALL GLADLY HELP YOU UNLEASH YOUR 12th SENSE TO ITS FULLEST DEGREE!

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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