A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

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Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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Usually, the bad (anti) jokes are the ones that don't make you laugh. Sometimes you laugh "with" the joke, other times, you laugh at the joke itself because it is a paragon for human failure. The jokes on this website are not exempt from that rigid stipulation. However, it should be noted that all the "jokes" on this particular website are actually hilarious because of the latter reason delineated in the above paragraph. Additionally, this joke was created by a machine and thus the originator of this work is by no means able to learn from the process of trial and error and therfore can make myriad unfunny jokes without compromise.

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A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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Knock knock

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

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WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

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The horse's name was Friday

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Straight men can be bronies.

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Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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