What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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