A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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Why was six afraid seven? Well, ever since six took an arrow to the knee he wanted to know who shot it. so he did some investigating, looked up some records and found seven was in the same war as him. then he thought about it, the big 7 scribed on the arrow he got shot with. Right then and there pain went into his back shooting upwards. He smacked the ground, and in his last moments of life saw seven standing above him. If your expecting another end down here then your a stereotype.

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Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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rebecca is a hard worker

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