What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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96

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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Hello

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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hi will

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What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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burn baby burn your nanas burning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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