2 women were sitting quietly.

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

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Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

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