little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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Whats the difference between an American and a Frenchman? The language they speak.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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Your social life.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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Anti Joke

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