What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: Women's rights.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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Why did the man buy fruits at the store? Because they were available, on sale, and the man was hungry, so he wanted to eat fruit at that time, he then got into his car, but thought to himself first, "I should unlock my car so I can open the door," so he does so, and sits in the drivers seat eating his fruit, he drives off to his home, arrives safely, and greets his family as he enters the house, then they sit down, eat dinner, and go to sleep, the next day, the man goes to the store, and buys vegetables

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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