Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

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Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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Your mom

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

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womans having rights.

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

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How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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