How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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404 Error: Joke not found

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~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

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Why was the boy laughing? Because

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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WILLY

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what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

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what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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Two men are walking in a forest And they find this deep whole, so they spit in it to see how deep it but they here nothing So they throw a rock in and still hear nothing Them they find this old tramission and throw that in. A couple second later the goat comes running by and jumps in the whole A couple minutes pass and an old farmer walks up and asks if they had seen his goat and they replied" yea it just ran and jumped into that whole. The farmer says "that's weird considering I had him tied up to an old tramission

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