Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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