Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

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How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

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What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

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I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

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What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

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A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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