How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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Teen pregnancy

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pickle sniffer

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

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What happen? Idk...

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

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"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

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What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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