What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

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american idol

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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