Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

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Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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