Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

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Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

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Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Chicken

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What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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