What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

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How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

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what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

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a man is running away

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What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

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Why? Because racecar.

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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