- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

Hello, I want likes. Press the up arrow.

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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