why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

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What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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get in the car.

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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Sophie Cameron is Gay

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a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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This sentance contains three errers

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Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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