There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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Potassium? K.

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

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Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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9/11

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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