A man dropped his pen so he picked it up. He is satisfied that he is a sufficient worker.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

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There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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willie revilame

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Invisible Television.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

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