- Anti Joke

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Jojobas Witness open up

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Pickles are powerful

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

Why did the boy trip? A small explosion in the center of the earth caused by a hobo created a tsunami, causes a seagull to fly off in alarm. The seagull lands on a Smart Car, causing it to crash, which sends a signal off to a satellite in space. Because of this, a massive earthquake occurs. Oh, and the boy? There was a bowl of soup left carelessly on the ground.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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