Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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When the mom came home from work, she was very tired. Her son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She says sure and makes one for him. The boy was very happy and ate his sandwich. I was actually lying above. The mom was actually killed by three men in hoodies that were hiding in her backyard. The came inside and also murdered the boy. Worst of all the killers took all of the food and the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat, Guess it doesn't matter since he is gone...

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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