What is a vampire's favourite dessert? Vampires aren't real.

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daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

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why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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eat a hot dog

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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