Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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What has two legs, and is red all over? Half a cat.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Knock knock Shut up

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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