I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

An boy with ADHD walks into a

What's white and sticky? Glue

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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