1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

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How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

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Liars go to hell! -God

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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If you were a cactus, why?

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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