What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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Obama walks into a hospital....

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What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

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Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

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kennah campion... being nice

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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