Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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Obama getting elected in 2012.

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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