What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

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Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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I am a mime

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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