What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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homosexual

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Is Carly smart? No.

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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