What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

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Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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