Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

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How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

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A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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