The queen having a shit

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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Two english guys meet at work

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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Justin Bieber

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alert("Hello");

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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