How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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But who would want to sell us out and why?

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

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Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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