Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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i hate black people

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Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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How do you make lady gaga angry? punch her in the face and throw her off a cliff

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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