A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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If you dont see banners here it does mean they are not here. P.S Advertising helps fill our pockets and annoy you. Please be understanding in the fact that we will permaban you while grinning if you refuse to UNDER-stand our rule.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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