What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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What do you call it when 1 person has an imaginary friend? A mental disorder. What do you call it when 1 billion people have an imaginary friend? A Religion.

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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Jake. Walsh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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