What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

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What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

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What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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