want a balloon? yeah

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

A man goes to a Korean-owned dry cleaner to pick up his suits. They were impeccably cleaned at a reasonable rate.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

Once upon a time, your face.

What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

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