What's worse then ten dead babies being nailed to a tree? Being the one to take them down.

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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Why the hell does my sister shower in a swimsuit every time? Its not as if anyone is looking! ALRIGHT! ONCE ALRIGHT? ONLY ONCE! But then she hears the sound of my zipper ONCE and the shit hits the fan! Which is weird, yeah suuure she hears it when I pull it up, but when I pull it down and stroke it and moan? Nada!

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

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What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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