Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

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Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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a skinny sumo wrestler

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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