what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

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Robin, get in the batmobile.

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

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What did the working mother get her son for Christmas? Empty promises.

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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