Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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