who farted i did :]

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

Chuck norris

Knock Knock Come in

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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