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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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