Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

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What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

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There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

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Where are you going Your house

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: Well, he was in the first tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over warn everybody in the second tower. While he was in the second tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL! Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on a park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich with extra mayonnaise)

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A turtle and a rabbit are having a race. The rabbit goes really fast and sees the turtle so far away. So the rabbit takes a short nap and waits for the turtle for a little challenge. Suddenly the rabbit wakes up and sees the turtle about to cross the finish line. The rabbit runs as fast as he can, but it was too late. A bus runs them over and they both die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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