Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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its all aodhan

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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