What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

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how do u kill a blonde: drop something shiny at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 2 blondes: but a mirror at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 3 blondes: ask which 1 of them is the prettiest and then wait 5 minuetes:)

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Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

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What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

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i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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