Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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kieran is a homosexual

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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what's red and blue? your heart

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Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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