- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

whats worse than school...wait a minute?

What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

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