What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

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There is no joke here, stop reading.

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What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

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Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

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Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

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Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

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why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

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