What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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nipple

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

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Two guys walk into a bar.

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

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What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

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A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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Butt poop.

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What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

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