You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter can escape the chambers.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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WNBA

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two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

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Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

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A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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