- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

poo is yummy

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Black people are the scum of the earth

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

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