- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

Your mom is so old she died

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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