He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They enjoy a few quiet drinks while watching a rugby match between Italy and France on the big screen, which is why they came into this particular bar. The Englishman hopes Italy will win, the Irishman is also supporting Italy while the Scotsman is up for France. France wins the match and the Scotsman says "Good game lads eh?" The others agree.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

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Laura Pratz..

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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