- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

An Irishman walks out of a bar

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

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