what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

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- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

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A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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