Guess who is violent. Osama

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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

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My Nan, that is all.

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What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

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womens rights

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

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Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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Wade

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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