what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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What did the taxi driver say to the chicken when the chicken called a cab? "aren't you supposed to be crossing a road somewhere?" Little did the taxi driver know that the chickens license was taken away for multiple DUIs because when his wife left him he became an alcoholic mess, lost his job and became depressed. But when he called the taxi, he was on his way to a job interview. Since he never made it to his job interview he soon went broke and lost his home. Having hit rock bottom, the chicken unawarely started to cross a busy road and was ran over by that same taxi driver.

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

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What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

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What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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Anti Joke

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