Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

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Knock Knock.

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

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Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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