Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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I am really good at math debating

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

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What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

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your a towel.

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What is the difference between two little red cubes who are excactly the same in weight lengt colour etc. ??? One is actually a blue ball!

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

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how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

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That's what SHE said!

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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