An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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What does Harry Potter love? Magic

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Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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Black people.

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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How do you call a white guy surrounded by 9 black guys? Steve Nash.

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

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Christ is a conspiracy

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

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What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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