Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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What's big and white?

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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Knock knock. Get out!!

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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