Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

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If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

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if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

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Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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