Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

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What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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Oh hot damn, this is my jam. Strawberry, to be specific.

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so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

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How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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Anti Joke

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