How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

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Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

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How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

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Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

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You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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minorities

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

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Justin Bieber

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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