Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

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How High is a Chinese man

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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Justin Bieber

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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once upon a time there was a boy

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Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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