What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

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What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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What's the difference between a male dog and a female? One is a bitch. There are numerous other differences.

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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Nippies

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

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If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

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Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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