What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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The Princess is in another castle

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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What do you call a dead cat on the side of the road? Kitty litter

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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Men's Rights

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Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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Anti Joke

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