Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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12 niqqa 12.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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whats really hot the sun

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What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

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How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

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a dyslexic man can't spell a word, don't judge him

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At least I dont have AIDS.

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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Why....... Because.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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George W. Bush

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

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Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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