Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Pineapple.

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

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1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

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What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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Steve is an average man. He has a good life, is married and has 2 kids. So why did he have his dog put down? Because it was hit by a car and had 21 broken bones and was in severe pain. Steve thought putting it down was the best thing to do.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

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When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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