Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

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How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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How many babies can fit inside a trash can? Seven.

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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