what did the man say to the other man? hey

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. But Roses can also be White. And Violets should be Purple

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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