every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

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How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

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"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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your face

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

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How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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