"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here!" The other one says "We're both going to die in here and nobody will hear us scream."

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What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

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Knock knock

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

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Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

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A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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