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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

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