How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

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Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

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hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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Robin, get in the car!

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

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Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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