Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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monkey sponge

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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Akshaytiger World

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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Anti Joke

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