What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

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Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

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A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

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whats black. an african american person

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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Guess what. Chicken butt.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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How do you get a small freckly boy to stop watching television. You turn off the television.

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Shit.

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Anti Joke

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