once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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hola said the chinese man

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what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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What did the snake say to the rat?

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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