What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

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Penis!

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

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Hey Caleb.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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My jeans

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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The adventures of HAROLD THE MONGOOSE: Harry dug a hole. He did not like that hole so he dug a new one. He liked that hole so he did not dig another one. Harry slept on a rock. He did not like that rock. So he smashed it with a ham. Harry found a new rock. He liked that rock so he didn't smash it with a ham. Harry ate a snake. He did not like that snake so he regurgitated it. Harry ate another snake. He liked that snake so he did not regurgitate it. Harry encountered a bush. He did not like that bush. Unfourtianately for Harry, that Bush became president.

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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Please spell dyslexia.

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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Penis

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