whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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dislike this...please.

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Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

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what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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