What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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READ IT ALL> whats the difference between a jew and a pizza...the jew is a human with living features and organs that keep his body hydrated while also keeping his blood pumped throughout him, otherwise the pizza is a circular, doe based cake like food topped with a fine layer of cheese and in some cases topped of with other substances such as pineapple or ham :)

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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