I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

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Anti Joke

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