why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

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Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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Women's rights.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

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Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Two guys walk into a bar.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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whats long and stretchy? elastic

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

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