What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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Get on the boat.

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Refrigerator

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

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"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

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Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

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How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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I'm gay.

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Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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