What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

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The glass is half an hour.

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

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A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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