what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

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Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

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I'm a poet and I just didn't realise

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A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Sea World Japan.

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

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Why are anti jokes funny....cause morons come up with them...

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What do you call an arab terrorist with a bomb on his back in the middle of an airport? Don't even worry. You will never be able to pronounce his name.

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

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What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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