How does a person put an elephant in a closet? First they have to open the door, then put the elephant in and close the door. That was easy well how does a person put a giraffe in. You probably said open the door and put the giraffe in and close the door. Well you missed a step first you have to take the elephant out then you can put in the giraffe. Well both animals are to big to fit in a closet so you can't put them in and also the person who put the animals in is schizophrenic and the animals are fake so if you believed that you could fit them in there you might be delusional.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

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haha

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

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Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

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Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

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Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

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Why did the boy trip? A small explosion in the center of the earth caused by a hobo created a tsunami, causes a seagull to fly off in alarm. The seagull lands on a Smart Car, causing it to crash, which sends a signal off to a satellite in space. Because of this, a massive earthquake occurs. Oh, and the boy? There was a bowl of soup left carelessly on the ground.

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what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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A train conducter conducts at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph, if he goes under 2 bridges and over 3 hills what did the conductors mother have for dinner that night. Nothing she was raped then promptly murdered.

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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