When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

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What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

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- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

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What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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