mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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John lazzaro likes dick

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. Realizing how strange this occurrence was, the bartender immediately calls the local news station and tells them there is a talking horse in his place of business and it would be in their best interest to come do a story on it, because the likelihood of them finding another story of this magnitude is quite slim.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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Hey, come here often? No.

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Anti Joke

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