- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

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