Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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Reverse psychology never fails.

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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why was the man sad? his wife died

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What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

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Three bars walk into a Jew.

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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