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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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