A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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knock knock come in

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Your gay

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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