- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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