How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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