What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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i died. new product by steve jobs

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

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a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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