Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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An Aisian failed a test

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

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Ol-ive

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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