i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

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Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

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A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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