- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Knock Knock, Ow my face

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

what's black and can't swim?

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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