What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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Niall Horan

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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Gangnam style

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''In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd.''

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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