Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

knock knock!! kanye west

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why are you worrying about the chicken? You just got shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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