A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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your all shit at jokes

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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WNBA

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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