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What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

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what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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Remember IRON MAN 3! Subscribe to www.prettypleasehelpmeforgethatpieceofshitmovie.com

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Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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why did the boy die? because he got shot

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A Frenchman stays and fights

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Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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