- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

so an american, a Hispanic, and a Indian walk into a bar in Washington D.C, and the bartender says to the american "I'm sorry, but u have to leave.

Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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