Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

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Yo mamas so fat.

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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knock knock whos there the game _______I LOST THE GAME_______

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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