Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

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God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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*knock knock* Who's there? ...Who's there?... *opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step*

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

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whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

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I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

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if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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