There is no joke here, stop reading.

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knock knock. come in.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

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Im gay What about you

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

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Anti Joke

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