Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

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A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

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