Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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