What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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Anne Frank.

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Single man, interested in women. Profession: Particle Physicist. Looking for: A strong interaction with a strange, charming woman. One who will ride both up and down the roller-coaster of a relationship, that is not fussy about being top or bottom and that is not impartial to the many flavours of life. I look forward to you spinning me around; Yours Sub-atomically, Professor Quark.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

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What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

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What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

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One below was by me: Walter H

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Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

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Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

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Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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