what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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Your mother is so fat that it became a problem affecting everyone close in her life. Her new year's resolution was to lose weight, and surprisingly, has become quite healthy since then.

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

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Dick Chaney

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Poop.

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Why was the girl stupid? Because she had blonde hair.

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

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Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

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What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

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Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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