Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

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knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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someone called a frog a frog

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Once there was a frog. My parents died.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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what happens when you wake up inception

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I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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