Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

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A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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YOU

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Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

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Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

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What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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At least now we know, that most people are not like that, and with that sentence, my desire to see humanity as a whole happy, is dead. Thank you, you have made me realize that for each and every thing positive I have found within myself, I believed that I was simply learning more about how to be an average human being. I admire you, yet as painful it feels not to deny the truth, much of what I admire within you, reminds me of my self. Share that money with me, but as a gift, not as a contract, as a friend, not as someone buying me out, because my values might not be much, but for now, its what remains of the world I sought to create. Let us speak some other time, It was nice meeting you again Red, you always dig your way into my core, where I discover that I am stuck in life because I still sad deep inside, and then you take some of that sadness away.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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