what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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