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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

Mitt Romney.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me troll face

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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