What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

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Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

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When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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