Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

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Mexicans are like waffles

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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penis

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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cliché rebecca black joke.

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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Anti Joke

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