A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Charcoal is black, So is my neighbor.

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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There's a god, just kidding.

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So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

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Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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