What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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A: What are the nine most terrifying words in the English dictionary? B: What are they? A: I'm from the government and i'm here to help

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What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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