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A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Beluga Whale walk into a bar. The Priest says: "Well because today is a holy holiday, I'll take a glass of white wine to celebrate." The Rabbi says: "Well, because today I have to kindle thy sacred light, I'll have a glass of merlot." The Beluga Whale then says: "Ooooooooorrrrooooooommmmmmmm....."

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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what color is blue? green

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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