What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

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How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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Your big dick.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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Lol! Why you wanna know?

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

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What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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