What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

Honk if you're Amish!

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...