oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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John Rustenburg at the dinner table

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Goat balls.

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Women Drivers.

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What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

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Knock Knock! Come in!

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why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

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matt is fat

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

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