Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

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why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

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i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

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whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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my hand is a DOLPHIN!

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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this is just a tribute to the greatest anti-joke ever told as I can't quite remember how it went, but you gotta beleive me, you just had to be there, it's a matter of opinion.

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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