Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

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A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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women's rights

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

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What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

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