Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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No antijoke here.

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Dislike this.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

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a ginger has a soul

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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