There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

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how do you make a little girl cry?? Kill her family

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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