why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

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9/11/2001

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

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