Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

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I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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the economy.

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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