pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

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Women Voting

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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