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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

No your aunties a joke

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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