A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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VAL SUCKS

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

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What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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Ms Leong Sux

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What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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