Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

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Today I was reading anti jokes. At first I didn't get it, but then I figured it out and...ah crap, why am I writing this, it's just going to get thumbed down...

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Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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