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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? A ride to a Concentrtation Camp.

tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

Come on children, don't dawdle.

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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