what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

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Guess what? I like trains.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

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What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

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what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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How many dead hookers can you fit in a trunk? Five

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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