are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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your momma's an antijoke

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I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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hi anti joke

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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