Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

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9/11

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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What do you call the black president? Mr.President

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

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Christians pornstars.

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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Potato

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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