What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What is a Zebra? Zebras (/?z?br?/ zeb-r? or /?zi?br?/ zee-br?)[1] are several species of African equids (horse family) united by their distinctive black and white stripes. Their stripes come in different patterns, unique to each individual. They are generally social animals that live in small harems to large herds. Unlike their closest relatives, horses and donkeys, zebras have never been truly domesticated.

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

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A man walks into an airport. He is sexually taken advantage of by TSA employees and suffers from severe depression for years after, eventually becoming gay and divorcing his wife. He then goes on a quest to discover the name of the man who took advantage of him. Once found, the man kills the employee and his family, commits acts of necrophilia upon his corpse in a slightly erotic display of revenge and stalks airports for the rest of his life, fruitlessly attempting to quench an insatiable bloodthirst for TSA workers.

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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