- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

vote this down and i will DOX you

Why did the chicken cross the roard? There were no cars in the immediate vacinity and the chicken therefore came to a logical conclusion that it was a rational theorem on which crossing the road could be based.

What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

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