where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

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A man did not like this site

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

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JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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