How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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whats the difference between a mexican and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child.

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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Flowers are colors Love me

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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