What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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penis

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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Penis.

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A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

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Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

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Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

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brandon ya twwat

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How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

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why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

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Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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WHO WANTS SOW????

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