What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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Denard Robinson

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

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Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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What do gay cows eat? Grass.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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