- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

why did the black man drown? he cant swim

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

why is pie good. because it just is.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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