Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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why do you care?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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A man wearing dark sunglasses walks into a convenience store with a dog on a leash. He goes to the middle of the store, and he starts swinging the dog around over his head by the leash. The store clerk comes over and asks, "what are you doing?" The man replies, "Ajiohskdcojqpowuskncvlkzb" Not knowing what else to do, the clerk calls 911. It turns out the man's name is Ruprict, and he has escaped from the local mental institution. A police officer shortly arrives to bring Ruprict back to the hospital.

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

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What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

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What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

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666 im christian

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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