Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

Here come the elephants over the hill!

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

elliot forsythe is a paedo

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

your all shit at jokes

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

WNBA

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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