Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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Knock knock Come in

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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