- Anti Joke

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

What hurts like hell? HELL

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Why did the Chicken cross the road? "The Sky is that same reddish gray" Lance the chicken Thought to himself as he looked out into the busy intersection of Franklin and 4th....The city was more bustling that day then it had previously been the week before..."Maybe its because its friday..another weekend of family fun i guess" Lance said to himself...but then he remembered it was only tuesday..the days have all meshed together like some kind of various meats thrown together last second in an omelet...As lance looked into the stream of cars he wondered if somewhere..in some alternate dimension or some far away planet..that he could be riding in one of those cars..filled with his wife..his kids and all the happiness that you could fit into a tiny 4 door... But in between the dazzling stream of colours he could see a figure..staring right back at him..the figure was of another chicken..But a gruesome sorrowing excuse for a chicken..But something about that estranged being brought him somewhere////brought him to a place he never wanted to think about..he looked into the sky hoping to break eye contact..but instead was thrown into a turmoil of hate, regret and sorrow.. He looked down at his wedding ring..now only a piece of gold and silver..meaningless. "How Could I have done that to the one I loved the most...I made a promise to protect her"....he still remembers her last words to him..the breath she whispered to him moments before she past.."We live as slaves, to love what god takes away"...the one thing Lance Remembers most about that day was the obtuse shade of the sky..That Reddish Gray..It was almost as if the sky was red with his anger at the world...They Had just started their life together...not even 2 hours after she had been so violently ripped from his heart..he began returning to the drugs, sex and abuse that she saved him from...or tried to save him from..looking back at it//he tried filling that hole in his heart with whatever he could find..until his search lead him to that intersection..the intersection of Franklin and 4th...the day was growing old.... and his shadow growing long..soon the traffic began to to dwindle and he finally saw the figure..He finally saw what he had become..in the reflection of an adjacent building..he finally saw what society has made him...a monster...he never thought it would've came to this..everyone has plans for their lives..until they get hit. what is life without a purpose? what is purpose without love? Tormented by the monsters and demons of his past...he took one last look into the sky...closed his eyes.. and blindly walked into the now busy intersection..hoping to find peace...on the Other Side.....

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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