What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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I can't see my forehead

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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Black people

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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Mike tyson

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

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roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

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What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

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What comes after 23? 24.

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Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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