Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

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Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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womens rights to vote

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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