Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

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gay marriage.

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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Knock knock *silence* Knock knock *silence* KNOCK KNOCK! Hey! Can't you read the sign?! It's says "Do Not Disturb!"

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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when life throws you lemons you should watch out or you might get hurt.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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The guy above me has a very nice joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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