Who's the fastest kid in AA

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

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Like if you like big tits.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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