Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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The government makes a good decision

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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