Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

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Lil Wayne

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brett is a dick

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

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3 jews sits in a car. Who drives? Not Hitler.

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Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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why did the Mexican shoot himself? because his wife miscarried, hung herself, and his oldest brother had cancer. also when he was 5, his parents died in a car accident, leaving his abusive uncle to care for him. he also had erectile dysfunction which caused him severe pain. did i mention he was an illegal, homeless immigrant who was addicted to methamphedimine and owed several million dollars to a man who repeatedly raped him anally? he was.

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

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