What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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lol

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Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

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How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

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Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

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What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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