Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

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A van drives into a car.

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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