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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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