Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

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What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

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Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

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A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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When is a door not a door? Never.

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

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what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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