- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

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