What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

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What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

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"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

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"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

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There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

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Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

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