Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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Chikin nuggets

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women's rights

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Women's Rights.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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The Aristocrats

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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