Republicans

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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are u black unlucky

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

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I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

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Turnabout: American study of the Japanese Stereotype man: Murican: Excuse me Mr Japanese. Jap: The answer is within the heart of battle.. Murican: Yes but I just want to ask you some few questions. Jap: You are disturbing my feng shui I must power of the mystical fireball of surge fist energy get... *uppercuts waterfall BECAUSE REASONS!* Murican: What? But this is a serious study! Jap: Sowwy I do nothe speeky the shamefull language of the engrish! Murican: But you just said... Sigh... Conclusion: Carpet bombing of Japan funding increased. "slap a Jap" commercial project from world war two reinstated for the safety of the American people. Experiment two: The study of a American man raised in Japan. Murican: Hello I wonder if... American raised in japan: GADOUKEN GADOUKEN GADOUKEN! ORA ORA! Murican: Dead/KO. American/Japan: FRAWRESS VICTOLY! Result: World war 3 GET!

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Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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