Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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A black man walks into a store and buys something.

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The NBA and womens sports

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

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your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

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A teacher, a consturction worker, and an army general are on an airplane. The pilot tells them the plane has too much weight, and if they don't each drop one item then the plane will crash. Realizing one item each is obviously not enough weight to throw off, the teacher and the construction worker team up and throw the army genral off the plane. They land safely, and live the rest of their life haunted by their vile actions.

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Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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