Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

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Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

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What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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