When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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hi my name is? joe

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

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What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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Knock knock. Come in.

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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