a atheist and a christian walk into a bar, they are good friends and enjoy their conversations.

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Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

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I was watching this movie..... its over now.

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

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Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

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What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

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Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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