- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah...

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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