what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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