Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

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Oh...okay, good.

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Yo mama's so fat because she has a glandular disorder that makes her fat.

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how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

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I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

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They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

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What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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An Asian man fails a math test

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

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Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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Homonyms should be band.

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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