- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

Three men walked into a metal pole

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

Today is March 22.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

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