Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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