Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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homosexual

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Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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Oh...okay, good.

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

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What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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