cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

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Racial Equality

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Michael Brown

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What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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your going to die

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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69

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

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nickel back

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Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR S H I T STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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