Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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