- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??