You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

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Diarrhea

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

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why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

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