What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

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Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

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what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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