Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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im black

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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if rooster puts egg on roof, in what direction it will roll? There was no egg

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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A brunette, a blond and a red-head decide to go swimming in a lake. To prepare, they go shopping together to get some new bikinis. When they get to the shop they are pleased to find that the bikinis are on sale and they get them 50% off. They drive with their new swimwear to the lake and get changed in the changing room. When they get out they notice that it is quite cold. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice that the lake is dirty. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice the lake is actually a spill of oil. They decide to go swimming anyway. They remember that none of them can swim. They decide to go swimming anyway. They jump in. They drown.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

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My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

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A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

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Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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The adventures of HAROLD THE MONGOOSE: Harry dug a hole. He did not like that hole so he dug a new one. He liked that hole so he did not dig another one. Harry slept on a rock. He did not like that rock. So he smashed it with a ham. Harry found a new rock. He liked that rock so he didn't smash it with a ham. Harry ate a snake. He did not like that snake so he regurgitated it. Harry ate another snake. He liked that snake so he did not regurgitate it. Harry encountered a bush. He did not like that bush. Unfourtianately for Harry, that Bush became president.

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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Anti Joke

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