What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

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What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Nothing. He made it home safely.

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

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A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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