- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

arena football

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

A train poops its pants.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

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