- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Jewish People

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

Why didn't the [any object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. Why didn't the [other object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. [repeat ad infinitum]

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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