A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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