Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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Pianca going ham

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A blonde dies Lololol

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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