A man comes into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

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Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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your mom died.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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Sarah Palin

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