A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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Reverse psychology never fails.

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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What do an octopus and a cat have in common? They are both multicellular organisms that are living creatures, and therefore are both sentient and can perform simple tasks and make simple decisions.

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Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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