what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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How do you end a sentence

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

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Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

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why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

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A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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