What's worse than failing your english test? Contracting HIV

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

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Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? "Damn, that's a good apple pie."

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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Goat balls.

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what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

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Yo mama's so old, she might die soon

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What happens when you cross a housecat with a feral cat? A kitten is born.

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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