Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

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A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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hi mom

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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c-? men, C-men

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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