What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

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What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

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What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

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Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

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Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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