Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

A muslim walks into a gay bar.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

women's rights

How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

What does water taste like? Water

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

Justin Bieber

It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

lol

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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