What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

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anne hatthaway

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How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

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Moral

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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