Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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12 niqqa 12.

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Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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Your mom is so fat that when she steps on the scale, it displays a very large number.

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what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

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Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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