Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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