You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

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Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

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Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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Women's rights.

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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