Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Where's my tractor?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

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"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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