Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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My wife made me a sandwich

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What is cowboy say

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

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What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

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