My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

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Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

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When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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angelo snyder is not ga

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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Why did The chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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