Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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miha kako si?

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There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

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oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

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Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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