Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do u call a banana? A banana......

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

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A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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