What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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Your life That's the joke

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whats up and also down? your mum

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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KCLTLMBAIMWSSHTCAWGAHW

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

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Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

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How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

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What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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Women's Rights

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