What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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How do you make a little girl cry?

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Womens rights

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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