How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

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There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

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What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

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What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

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You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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What does Harry Potter love? Magic

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Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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