the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

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Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

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Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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