A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

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What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

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Hello

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How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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A middle-aged white woman is walking toward a building, talking on her cellphone to a friend. She says, "Yes, I can meet you for lunch in a few hours. I have to go to the unemployment office to sign up for benefits. It's going to be horrible. It'll probably be full of black people." Standing in line, she is incredibly uncomfortable and horrified, because there is a black man right behind her, and she is stuck standing next to him for a long time. Finally it's her turn, and she steps up to the counter. The clerk asks her, "And what did you do for a living?" She answers, "I mopped the floors and cleaned the bathroom in a Blockbuster store that closed down." The clerk says, "Fill out this paperwork and take it to window #2." As she turns around, she is once more repulsed by the black man who is standing right there. Now that it's his turn, he steps to the counter, and the clerk asks him, "And what did you do for a living?" He answers, "I was the senior vice president of global strategic development for Eastman Kodak."

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

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Anti Joke

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