Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

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Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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Wait! hundred billions!

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

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why did the man die? he got shot

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2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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