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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

what do you call a black man with no arms or legs sitting on a porch? "sir" His life is hard enough with out being subject to social rudeness

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

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