What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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You and your parents are going to die today

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

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- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

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A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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