A ginger was with his friends

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Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

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How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

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Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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