what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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