Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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Please? No.

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Why did the boy fall out of his tree house? the tree house was hit by lightning

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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like if your cool

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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slaughter the mussies #EDL

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Rebecca Black

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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