- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

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