A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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