What's not red? No tomatoes.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

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Nobody cares maddie!

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What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

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