How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

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yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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One afternoon, a man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my youngest son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my second son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my oldest son is gay." the man replies. "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?." the bartender asks. The man thinks about it. "Yeah, my wife."

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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A man died.

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A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

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roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

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Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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