- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

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