Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

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what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

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Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

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What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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