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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

What's worse than bombs? Nukes

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

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