What's worse then the holocaust? Sphagetti trousers of mordor

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A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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kk

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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mikey is cute

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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