Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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brittney griner

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why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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