What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

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I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What do you get when you cross a duck with a cat? You can't. The current state of genetic engineering will not allow avian DNA and mammalian DNA to be combined.

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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Poker face

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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Justin Bieber.

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What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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