- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

Q: Why was Sally sad? A: Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally.

A man sat down Then he stood up

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

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