Dubstep < Music

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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Whats In My Trash? Bears

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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tims sty:)

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What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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bologna

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This is a joke.

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Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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speech and debate.

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What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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I need to start studying.

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The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

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You have friends

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how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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