Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

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Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

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Woman's Rights

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

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I went to work today....

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

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Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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