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James Patrick Campbell

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

Cows are land manatees.

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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100 chefs walk into a bar

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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