What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Women's Rights

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An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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Womens rights

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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