Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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Katy Perry

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how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

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Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

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