What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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HELLO EVERYONE

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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