Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

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What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

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What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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women's rights

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My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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