why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

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SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

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why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

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Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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