Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

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how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

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why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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go F*** yourself

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69.

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

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What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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