A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

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Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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Alex Eggbert

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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brock has small hands for a small job

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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