Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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A penguin is driving through Arizona when his car's oil pressure light comes on. He drops his car off with a mechanic who says he'll get to it soon, and to come back in an hour. The penguin leaves the garage and, seeing a Baskin-Robbins across the street, stops in and orders a dish of ice cream. As he eats the ice cream he reflects on the series of extraordinary events that led him to this place, this time, this situation.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

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