Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

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Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

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A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

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How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

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Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

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Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

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