Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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A man walks into a bar

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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how much could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood? it doesnt matter because they can not chuck wood

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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