ROSS G IS OBESE

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

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A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

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what smells worse then shit Drew White

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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Q: What did one blind girl ask the other? A: Where are you?

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what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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