I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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Lil' Wayne

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

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How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? Just about anything because child mortality is not funny.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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