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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Josh kissing a girl

What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Q; What do you call a dog? A; A dog.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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