What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

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What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

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How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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