- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

What is better than a cat? Nothing

Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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