whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

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Women's Rights

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Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

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Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

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... Chan chan

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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