why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

Your momma's so fat...

Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

69

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

Sarah Palin

(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

Equal rights!

Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

Knock Knock Come in.

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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