Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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poopy is poopy

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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