Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

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