Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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my shift key is broken1

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How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

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I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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