why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

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Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

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What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

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When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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