Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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White men's rights

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What do you call it when 1 person has an imaginary friend? A mental disorder. What do you call it when 1 billion people have an imaginary friend? A Religion.

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yo mamas so ugly she turned madoosa into stone

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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mitchell likes balls in his mouth.

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender.

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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What page are you on The gay page.

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Why didn't the [any object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. Why didn't the [other object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. [repeat ad infinitum]

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Q; What do you call a dog? A; A dog.

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nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

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friends are like potatoes. if you eat them, they die.

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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