- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

a man walked into a bar....

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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