What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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Pinus Testicles

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Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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The Detroit Lions

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What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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breasts

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What would Muhammed do?

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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