Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

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