What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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adam hodgson !

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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FIONN'S LIFE

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? Because they are delicious, and very filling.

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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