How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

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Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

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This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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