Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

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A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

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Your mom.

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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american idol

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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Knock Knock Who's there

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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