An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

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what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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Albert <3 Hunter

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What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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