Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

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jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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you gay?

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womens rights.

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

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Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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