Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What is the meaning of life? 42

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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