How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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Yeah I was beginning to enjoy that as well, but I used "timed hypnosis" I have not seen it been coined elsewhere yet, not that I learn hypnosis anymore, I kinda teach it covertly to whoever I believe can use it responsively. "Timed hypnosis" is not really based upon a set amount of time after all time is relative, and our subconcious does know that and the subconcius understands that we did not invent time just because we made some fucking dials spin around" Now, timed hypnosis is based on a purpose, for example: "I will go into a trance until I am done teaching my new buddy how covert hypnosis works and teach her to use it subconciously" But now I made you aware of that, so you can use it consciously as well, the real magic here is that the subconcious is so much more efficient and powerful than the conscious mind that it would not even be neccesary to have a concious mind, except for one thing.

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

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Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

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How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

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a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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