You know what's funny? A well told joke

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

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What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

Why did the eighty year old man climb into a fridge? Because he wanted to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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