Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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gay rights

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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what is the color of a burp burple

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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