Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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KSI

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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Did I tell you about the day I put PaulMckenna on a hypnotic state so he believed he put me in a trance? That was fun, everybody applauded, then he got sad when it was not him they where applauding at, funny guy, a bit of an amateur, he spends hours "priming" people in a hypnotic state, and then in his videos triggers it so it makes it seem like he does it instantly, next to Igor Ledohowsky and Richard Bandler, I might just be one of the best and youngest hypnotists alive. Speaking of which, my wife knows the complicated yet strong feelings I got for you, and feels safe around me because of the same reasons you do, and the fact that I can spot a worry and a tear before people do, especially those I love and care about. Wait I am not done, I just need to eat before I space out.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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who is awesome? no one...

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I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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