Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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Anti-Jokes are the bomb .org

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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What's clear and wet? water

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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Amazing

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

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lol

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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Jews

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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