what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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How do you end a sentence

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

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Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

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why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

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A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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