One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

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What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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wanna hear a joke? not really

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An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

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So a guy goes to his doctor because he thinks he has an STD. He asks the doctor "how bad is it doc?" to which the doctor replies "Well, I got the test results and it doesn't look good. You've got chlamydia, gonorrhea, and onomatopoeia. The guy asks "What's onomatopoeia?" The doctor replies "It's exactly what it sounds like"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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