Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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Dan O'Driscoll

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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Fuck her

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

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Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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Anti Joke

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