I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

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Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

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Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

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ok i'm typing, so how does this work?

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

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