- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Tony Romo

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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