Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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there is a blonde, red head, and brunet held captive in afghanistan. The people say whats your last word to the red head, she says tornado... they turned and she escaped, they say to the brunet what is your last word, she says tsunami.. they turn and she escaped. They go to the blonde and say what is your last word, she says fire... she is then shot rapidly and she dies.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

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Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

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no really what are ur names?

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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BOTTOM!!!

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On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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