Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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We are both missing the picture here friend, those bastards chose to fuck up my eye themselves, and while I do not completely trust you, (as far as I know you might still be a faggotqueer trying to mindfuck me), I trust you enough to take my chances. As for my eye, its fucked, I see light with it, and that is pretty much what I am going to keep seeing from it besides it looks like shit, on the bright side I look 20 percent more bad ass with an eye-patch than without, I am physically and mentally scarred, and as far as physically goes, I dig the look. Dont worry, you seem overly concerned about what people here are gonna think, it is ironic how the shitty system here makes it so easy to hide ones identity, you know if people do it right, know nothing about computers myself.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

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Anti Joke

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