- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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