what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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Someone told me about this website.

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

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rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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