two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

thumb_up thumb_down +39

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

thumb_up thumb_down -37

To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Roses are red and blue Violets are red and blue Those 3D glasses really suck.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

thumb_up thumb_down -14

acualy is dolan

thumb_up thumb_down +7

You are joking right?

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops