how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

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So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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oh no, i've lost my tractor

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Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

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Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

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conrad profit

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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World Peace

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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