Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

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being sober in a bar fight

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women's rights

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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a black guy leaves prison

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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