What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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One time I masturbated by myself

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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What's 9+10? 19

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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theres this guy that i REALLY like but today he was putting something in my locker, it was gumbie the little green bendy thing but i didnt want it to be in my locker so i slammed my locker, except the only thing was that his pinky was in the way!!!! oh gosh i felt soooooo bad!!!! turns out he went to the hostpital and got stitches!!!!!!! that made it worse on me!!!!!! he said he was finee but i still cant let that go!!!!!

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a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Anti Joke

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