Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

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What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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What's worse than bad words? People who say them

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

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What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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