What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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it's funny because it's funny

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im gey

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Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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