What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

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You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

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Is Carly smart? No.

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whats the best selling shampoo for children and family? gerrmany's shampoo german engineering. i'm not sure I get anti jokes wait you don't need engineering for soap? HITLER DID -audience- thats mean who else was mean? uhh Mao? Stalin? STDS? -audience- no HITERWAS MEAN wat happen to him he became the leader and fuher of germany and was onn world domination? no he died abullet and a pill died killed him oh god 11 million people died because of him and we make jokes about it -its ANITjokes okay? t make this S$75 any better doesn't revive the fallen -okay......... LOL I bet that soap was actually eaten before by actidneet -jesus shutup okay ok.. sorry man .. wait man? single person? but waht abut "audience" I guess I want a crowd as big as hitlers but all I get is my twisted autism - billy turner died from autism and arrested for practicing naziism in public.

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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