- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

you and your family will die tonight

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roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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