- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

knock knock come in

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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