- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

what colour is a frog green you idiot

This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

Mitt Romney.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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