Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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guess what chicken butt

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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What's a tissue's favorite kind of music? Nothing, tissue's do not have ear canals or ear drums and there for cannot hear any type of sound wave.

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My peni s

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person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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