What's in there? Get outta there...

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Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

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JEWS

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

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Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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