Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

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A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

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if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

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What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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