The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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Yo mama's so poor she is on welfare.

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Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

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Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

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Yo mama is so fat, when she went for a swim at the beach, she had a GREAT time.

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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Two black guys and a Latino were walking down the street. One of the black guys says to the Latino, "You have some lint on your suit." The Latino brushes it off and says, "Thank you. I have an important meeting with the board of trustees this afternoon, and it would have been embarrassing if I had lint on my suit."

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a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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