Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

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why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

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What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

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Got milk? No.

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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Dylan is gay

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Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

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