What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

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how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

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There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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What abou three times

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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An anti-joke

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "On your face"

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

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what do you call a mexican baptism? a bean dip

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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