- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

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