why did Max cry??? chicken

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

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a. why? b. because

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Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

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What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

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So a man walking down a nature trail came across an injured fox laying on the ground in pain, it looked like it was attacked recently. There wasn't much the man could do at the time, so he gently picked up the fox and rushed the fox to his house. The man arrives moments later at his house with the fox. There were a lot of options the man could choose, but he went with a simple recipe. The man grabbed a knife and gutted the fox, removing all unnecessary organs. He then skinned the fox of it's fur. He sliced the head off, cut the legs to a stub, and stuffed it. He gave it a nice seasoning and placed it in the oven at about 350F for 6 hours. When the fox was perfectly cooked, it was taken out of the oven and left to sit for about 5 minutes to cool. He cut a chunk of meat from the dish and sat down to eat. "What a fine meal" the man said.

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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Why does the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have legs to walk and they are not able to fly across the road, like the rest of their bird friends.

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What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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