- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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