An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

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What do old people really like? Sex.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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Women's rights.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

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Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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