Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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Click click ,scroll scroll. Bro you wasted your time. -Troll Lord

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why is john so fat years of over eating

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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