Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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Nobody cares maddie!

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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