- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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