Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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I walked down a dark alley at night and ran into 2 black men. They said hello and were on their way

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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Yo mama is so fat, when she went for a swim at the beach, she had a GREAT time.

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender then looks down and realizes that the pirate has a steering wheel on his penis. "Sir, are you aware that you have a steering wheel on your penis?" the bartender asks. "Arrrrrrr! It's driving me crazy! I just woke up one day and it was there!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon, it looks like it could be very harmful to your health and slightly uncomfortable. Not to mention your penis is out in the open." "You are right, what was I thinking?" The pirate agreed. He proceeded to get his friend to drive him to a hospital, for drinking and driving is not safe, and steering wheels on penises are not healthy.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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no

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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