Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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hi michael

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

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what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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sweating like antoni with a girl

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

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Hi.

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This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

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Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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