baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Itookasipasoda

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

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What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

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Roses are red violets are blue why dont u go take a shower

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

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fridge

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

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Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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