Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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cms.......?????

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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