Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

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what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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John Cena

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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