Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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Your mother is a very respectable woman.

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with Macaulay Culkin? Because he's dead.

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