tight butthole 4 lyfe.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had just received a call from his family, hearing that his father had just been butchered. He was approaching the farm when an 18-wheeler approached. The tire flew off, hit a candy store, candy flew in the chicken's mouth, and it died of diabetes. However, right before the chicken died he finally crossed the road, not knowing he would get shot by his farmer. The chicken managed to survive the shooting to his right kidney, wiggled to his family, and died in front of his wife.

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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I have a crush on my dad.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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That's illegal What? Your mom

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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