- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

Knock Knock! Come in.

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

David Silberberg is gay

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