What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

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What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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Justin Bieber

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

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What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Nothing. He made it home safely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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