don't just stand there

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how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

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Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

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When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

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Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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