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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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yo mamas like a spider always getting wrapped up in her own cu*

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

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*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

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Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

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Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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Why doesn't the black man have a job? He's working on his masters degree.

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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