Women's Rights

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

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Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

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What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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