A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

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