A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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Hellen keller

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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Atheism

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mexicans fishing

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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Women's rights

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Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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A man was shot. He died.

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What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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