Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

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why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

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What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

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Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

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Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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Whats 2+1? 2.

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What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

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