What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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Stealth baseballs record

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

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Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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