The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

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What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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