that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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What did the man without a tongue say...

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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I had a lemon. hi.

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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Women Driving.

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

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Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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