Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

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Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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Hellen Keller

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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