Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

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And more;

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The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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Why Did The Girl Fall Off The Swing. IDK maybe she fell asleep.

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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