Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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Asian NASCAR.

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