Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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whats the dif...mexicans are gay

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

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Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

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Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

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What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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