Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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Compton

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

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I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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what do you call a gay guy Ej

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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