Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? Because it wanted to be a monkey? Why did the John fall out of the tree? Because he has no arms and legs because he suffers from a severe case of lepracy. Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by three monkeys, a fridge and a boy with no limbs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Women's rights.

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