i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

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A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

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Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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