roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

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What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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