Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping out of a plane? A world record sky diving group, and an improbably large aircraft.

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

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a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

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Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

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