what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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