Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

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Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped a KFC.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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