knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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save me from the nothing ive become

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

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justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

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this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

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A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

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How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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