What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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