Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

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Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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Video Games

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why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

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Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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