Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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minorities.

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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no

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What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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