What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

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Psychics.

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Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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