Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

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Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

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Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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