Hi i want a cheeseburger and a small fry, said bob. And then, said the guy taking the order. thats all, said bob. And then, said the guy. Ummmm ok well i take small coke, said bob. And then, said that guy. Thats all, said bob. and then, said the guy. whatever i'll take a milkshake, said bob. And then, said that guy. and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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