How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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hextech crafting too opieop

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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knock knock? come in

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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A:Knock Knock B:It's open

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

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