Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

thumb_up thumb_down +83

hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

thumb_up thumb_down -13

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

This is not a joke.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

thumb_up thumb_down +14

what is white and red all over? a ginger

thumb_up thumb_down -49

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

thumb_up thumb_down +3

A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops