What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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There's a fine line between hyphenated words

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So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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i find your gravy quite lumpy.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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What's funnier than 24? My life.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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