Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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a man goes for blood check up ..........his whole hand was frozen >>>>the doctor cuts his finger'''''' he comes outside crying n sits in a chair n cries.............]]]]]] the person near him asks him why is he cryin...he says i came 4 my blood test the doctor cut my finger.the person next to him cried aloud......the person asked y r u cryin>>>>>>>>>>i came her 4 my urine test ..........????????lol

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What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

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What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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The WNBA

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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Knock knock. Get out!!

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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