Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? Generally one, but as the situation varies so does the number.

I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Jason Connor.

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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