What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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Coldpaly is a good band

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

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Bob dole

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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