- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Tunechi

SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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