I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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Women's football

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

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Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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