So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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Three men of different ethnic and socio-economic upbringings enter a pub. A strange situation befalls them or a question is posed. The first two respond in turn, in manners typical of their profession or educational background. The third, however, either draws on his specific expertise and responds so as to outwit the others, or makes an egregious and pun-filled blunder, leaving himself open to mockery by his peers.

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

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Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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What's clear and wet? water

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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