Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

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just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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Slavery

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Robin, get in the car!

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

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A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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I like U.............................nicorns :D

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

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