What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Depends. Are you applying a lot of pressure and licking in short, round bursts, or are you softly suckling on the treat? Your mouth's pH level is also a determining factor, as the sucker digests at a quicker rate the higher the acid content. To put it simply, there is no correct answer, because the sheer quantity of variables makes it a tootsie-less endeavor. See how I said tootsie-less rather than fruitless? Now that's a real joke.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

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What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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Please? No.

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Why did the boy fall out of his tree house? the tree house was hit by lightning

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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like if your cool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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