What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

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Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

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roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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hi

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

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Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

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mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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