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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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