What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

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Jesus

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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alcoholism kills

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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