- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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