Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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What's big? Jupiter.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

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How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

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what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

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How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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