Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

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A rabbit hops into a bar and sits on a stool, he then asks for a carrot, the barman didn't have a clue what he said because it was a rabbit so gives him a carrot to be generous. The bar door slams open and animal control put him in a cage and take him away. The moral of the story is that you should never let rabbits in your bar.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did the snake say to the rat?

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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