Youre mom is so dead...

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why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

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What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting AIDS.

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Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

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Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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Gorden Brown.

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

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How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

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My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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