Morning wood.

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A hill billy went fishing

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

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What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

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Women's Rights

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this is stupid .... yep

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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