What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What happened to the convict on death row? He died

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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A man gets home from work late at night and his wife is already asleep. Then he remembers that he forgot some important papers and has to drive back to work to get them.

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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Why did the man stop suddenly in the street? His unhealthy diet, alcoholism and smoking habit caused him to have a heart attack at the age of 56. He died because of it.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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