Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

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Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

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Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

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What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels.

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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