why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

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guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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1+1= 69

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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what do you call a mexican baptism? a bean dip

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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