How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Most of her friends have encouraged her to contact the IRS about this to see if she can start a repayment plan for her back-taxes or obtain some sort of federal assistance. Otherwise, Ms. Keller is likely to suffer serious legal consequences.

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What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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whats black and white? a zebra

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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LIFE :(

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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