What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

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a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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do you wanna hear a joke school

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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