What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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God lets 3 people from hell come into heaven every year on chisrtmas based on how bad their last day on earth was. Its chistmas and god is standing a the gate of heaven and the first person comes up and god says, "Tell me what happend to you on your last day on earth" and the man says, " i thought my wife was cheating on me so i went to my apartment to check on her and i saw a man on the deck so pushed him off but i didnt know it was my brother. he caught onto the railing so i smashed his fingers with a sledge hammer and he fell 200 ft. Sadly he landed on a bush and survived and so i took the refridguator and through it on him but right after i did i had a heart atack" Then god lets him in to heaven. Then he has the next person come up and god asks him the same question. the man replies, " i was at my brotheres house when some crazy guy pushes me off the my brothers deck but luckily my fingers get caught onthe railing, Then the crazy guy takes a hammer and hits my fingers and i fall but land on a bush. Then the man throughs a refridguator and i get killed." God chuckles and lets him into heaven. The next person comes up and says," picture this, naked in a refridguator." excpaination: the man in tthe refriduator was cheating with the 1st mans wife.

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So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

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Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

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A woman tells her boyfriend that shes going shopping. Later that day the boyfriend sees her in an alley giving a blow job to a stranger so he says "What are you doing here?"

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What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

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This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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