- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God. God.

Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

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Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

this is not an anti joke

A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

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