Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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I know you are but what am I? Gay.

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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FUCK YOU NEVEN

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

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When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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Womens' sports

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hi dave

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

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No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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