Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

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THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

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How do you spell eight? 8

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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