Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

thumb_up thumb_down +29

So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

thumb_up thumb_down -5

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

uhyuyuyhyuuuhuyuhh rice crispies

thumb_up thumb_down -36

I was in the 74th hunger games I hid in the cornucopia until almost everyone was dead. Then I saw Katniss and Peeta so while they were distracted with night lock I pulled a rubber chicken out of my ass and beat the shit out of them till they died then I won the 75th hunger game also. They asked me to be there mocking jay but I killed them all and blew the plane up in the Capitol the end. By Adam Chebali

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

my bubbles!

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What does? 42

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops