why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

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What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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Starter clothing

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women's rights

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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WNBA

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im @ work, LOL.

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What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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