What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

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What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

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Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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YOLO MAH BROLO

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

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What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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Can I touch it?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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