What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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like for a handjob.

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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Why can no one in africa read or write? I would asume the lack of public education combined with the fact that setting up an education system for so many widespread remote comunities would be a logistical nightmare. But then again I have never been to africa and know little about the country and so the premise of this joke is probably a dramatic overstatement in the first place.

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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says that there are no dogs allowed, but the man says that he is blind. So the man sits down with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender decided to check to see if he was really blind, so he says, " Hey, do you know what time it is?" The blind man replies, "7 o'clock," The bartender says, "Ha! You said you were blind! Get out of..." but was interrupted by the man, who promptly said, "No, I'm deaf," and left.

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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Anti Joke

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