why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

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JFK

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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American healthcare.

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

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There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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