Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

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a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

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roses are red violets are blue i've got a boner and it raging for you

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How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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