Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

the sky is green no it is not

what did one tree say to the other? move over

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

why was the man sad? his wife died

Go away still nothing to see

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

yo mamas so ugly she turned madoosa into stone

a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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