Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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Whats the differance between a pizza and a black person? a pizza can feed a family

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What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

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Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

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Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

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3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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Charles Manson is innocent.

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What were the murderer's last words before he was put to death by electric chair? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNFHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................................................." He then defecated in his pants.

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A man walks into a bar and gets drink

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

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Anti Joke

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