- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

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Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

how much could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood? it doesnt matter because they can not chuck wood

What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Boys have swag, real men have class

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

Female rights.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

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