What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

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Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "So why are you so happy?" The amputee doesn't answer because he has been completely deaf, blind and mute since birth.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

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The Aristocrats

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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