what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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Please? No.

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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