What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

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What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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I love Japan. It's the bomb.

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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