- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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