What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

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Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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why did my girlfriend get pregnet? i didn's use a condom, and my semen entered her long muscular tube, also known as a vagina.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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I was Writing and i broke my pencil

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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