a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

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Poop

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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Dylan Eichas

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

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