What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

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Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

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Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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In the middle of a long flight from Heathrow to Chicago O'Hare, the passengers of a 747 watched the engines all suddenly flame out. "Now, folks," the captain said over the PA as the plane plummeted to the earth, "I want it on record that I said it in plain English: a 747 can't fly from Heathrow to Chicago without refueling." No one bothered writing it down.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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