Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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An man walks to a bra

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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Anagram.

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

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What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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69

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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