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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

A fish walks into a bar

This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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