Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

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Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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someone jumped off a bridge he died

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

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Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

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What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Chuck Norris walked into a bar. He was greeted with much respect considering he was a talented actor.

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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Grapefruit.

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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