What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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