What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

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"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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01101110 01101001 01101110 01100101 00100000 01100101 01101100 01100101 01110110 01100101 01101110 translate here http://binarytranslator.com/

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

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Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

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Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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