Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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A black person walks out of KFC

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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where do you find sunglasses at? the store

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Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

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cot!

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

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Deadly cancer.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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