- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

The Morman Religion.

What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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