A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

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A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

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det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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David: Hey Bill. Do you know what the most common place for a Democrat to work is? Bill: No. David: An insane Asylum, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a black person to work is? Bill: No. David: A prison, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a 20th centrury undercover German Jew to work is? Bill: No. David: A morge, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a Scientologist to work is? Bill: No. David: With Democrats. (Writen by Ben, avid Anti-Scienctologist)

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

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