why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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koj yog ib tug tsoob qaib eater, uas nyiam mus rau Peer li qub poj niam qhov chaw mos raws li ib tug nyiam ua! (Google Translate may help)

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What does the Christian celebrate on Christmas? Christmas

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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