What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

marshal sterio had sex

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

Terry has ebola

What's worse than aids? Super aids.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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