A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

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A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Potassium? K.

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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