- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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