Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Vagina.

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Lockerbie bombing

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

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Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

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What's the difference between a black guy and a Cadillac? One is a car and the other is a man. And it is insensitive to speak about race so blatantly, sir.

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

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There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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