religion.

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I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

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whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

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Black...

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The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

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why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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