I have an idea! You leave.

How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

boobs!

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

Justin Bieber.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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