- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

why did the girl cry because she was raped

A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Knock, Knock! Go away!

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

God

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

Matty B

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender refuses to give the woman alcohol because he acknowledges a health risk for her unborn child.

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