What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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What would Billy Mays do if he were alive today? Yell.

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

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why did the man die? he got shot

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What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

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What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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