My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

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I am really good at math debating

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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What is a Zebra? Zebras (/?z?br?/ zeb-r? or /?zi?br?/ zee-br?)[1] are several species of African equids (horse family) united by their distinctive black and white stripes. Their stripes come in different patterns, unique to each individual. They are generally social animals that live in small harems to large herds. Unlike their closest relatives, horses and donkeys, zebras have never been truly domesticated.

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A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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