Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation can be known as fishing for compliments or reassurance of your value as a human being. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

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