What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

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I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

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How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

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What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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Billy had a dream. He saw himself becoming rich and famous. He drove an expensive car and lived in a mansion. His career reached its peak and he was accused by the media of having numerous sexual relations and drug problems. After 3 years of rehab he made an excellent comeback tour in which his name made it back onto the front pages and his respect regained. In his later years, he died of an accidental drug overdose and his loyal fans pay tribute to him every year. But this will never happen to Billy. Billy is a cactus.

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shrubs are red, Trees are red, Holy shit my garden's on fire!

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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