A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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kennah campion... being nice

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Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

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What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

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What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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Anti Joke

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