Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Whats worse than a joke? This

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Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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Why? Why Not?

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

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A man walks around a bar.

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Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

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Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

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This is a story of Bobbie He was fat so he got bullied at school he did not have any friends. He ate a lot and watched the television. He was called names such as big, fat, an idiot, clumsy. But he begun to realise that if he was smart, he could become rich. So he studied hard and hard, but he did not become better at it. So he thought I want to succeed in sports, so he began exercising and was on a strict diet, but nothing changed. He was still fat and unfit. Then one day he knew that he couldn't succeed. So he asked God, what is the purpose of me living, why can't I have something, maybe a talent. God replied I'm sorry but I can't give you a talent. You have to figure it out by yourself. Then Bobbie knew what his talent was. So the following morning Bobbie went to www.anti-joke.com and began writing jokes. Octopus. Bye

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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