What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Who wants water? I do.

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how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

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A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

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Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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