Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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Y2K

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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