- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

whats the dif...mexicans are gay

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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