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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

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How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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