what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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God bless America, and no where else.

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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Whats the difference between a fire hydrant and the color green? They're both green. Except the fire hydrant.

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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