why did the man die? he got shot

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2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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A joke

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

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What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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