Albert your flies undone.

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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Take off your shoes.

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