- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

1+1 =? Too

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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