Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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gays

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Fvck this poem I'll just go play video games.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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