Why did the man die in his office? Because a storm five miles away took down a power line that fell onto a truck igniting the fuel in it causing an explosion that started a forest fire that burned down another power line causing a spark to fly out of the man's phone and into his ear, killing him instantly.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

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Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

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i'm hard

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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So. The gays. ...

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

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George Bush.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of celery. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the given situation.

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No.

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What is Jason? Black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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