Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

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Two arabs fly into a bar.

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osama bin laden is dead

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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A duck flies into a bar. The bartender allows it to stay because it turns into a beautiful swan. The goose then lays a golden egg and the bartender stares in awe as a giant bean stalk grows out of the egg. He's ecstatic and really glad he let the flamingo stay with all the wonderful colors and magic going on.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients.

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what sucks? things that suck

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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