boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

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A man was driving and texting at the same time and when he was not looking a car passed him on the other side of the road. The man driving the car that passed the man was talking on the phone. When the man txting looked up and look back and said thank god thats not me talking i could of crashed if i was him

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A piolet you racist!

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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