why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

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Oh s***

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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Anti Joke

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