- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

kyle dosnt question his sexuality

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

Women's rights.

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Asians

An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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