"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

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What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

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Refridgerator.

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Dig Bick Your dislexic

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What did the shark say to the elephant? Nothing, they live in different habitats

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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