How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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He walked in a bar

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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