- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

Womens' rights.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

equality for women

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