- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

Emily Walker.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

Knock knock! Ding dong.

What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Double-whammy

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

my captcha says : forkin chickens

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did I do last night?work

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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