Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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Anti Joke

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