I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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A man walks into a park and presents candy to children. They request more candy and thus are laureded into his van. They are raped murdered and never seen again.

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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1+1= 69

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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