- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Whats the best way to take the leaves off the tree? - Cut down the tree-

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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