A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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12 niqqa 12.

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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pickle sniffer

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why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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What happened to your hamster? It died.

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Anti Joke

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