A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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So. The gays. ...

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Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

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Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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