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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

There are two types of people in the world: humans

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

black people swimming

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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