A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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knock knock whos there open the door and find out

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

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call me maybe.

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How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

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Someone told me about this website.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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