What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

women's rights

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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