How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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how do you win a game try your best

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, the holocaust was a tragic event in human history.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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