What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

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A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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Depends how you look at it, I like some girl, she and that girl gets along, I get along with the two girls, and yeah, I make them fight to the death as I consume the weakest one and make the new one my wife of darkness! Well, actually, threesomes, but NEVAH, NEVAR!! *shakes fist towards the skies* with another man! Now if my waifu wants to have some fun with a girl, I say why not (and then she asks if I want to join always so far), its genetics, you know, each caveman had like 600 wivus and he did not have time to bang them all, now let those genes go trough MAN for a couple of millenia, and he becomes the KING OF DEMONS... ME! Those other scumbags are a whole other story. Oh, and the 600 wivus did either go without sexytime, or you know... I mean you do KNOW that women are like comfortable naked together and yeah...

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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gay rights

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What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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Anti Joke

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