Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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why do women rip you off? Because they like money

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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