how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

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lebron

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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God is the English name given to a singular being in theistic and deistic religions who is either the sole deity in monotheism, or a single deity in polytheism. He (I use the term 'He' as it is the most common conception) is said to be omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, and omnibenevolent. I highly doubt he will give you lemons.

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I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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