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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

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Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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I had sex with my mother in law

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roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

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A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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It got hit by a rocket.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

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What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

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Anti Joke

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