What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

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So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

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I'm Polish.

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

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Everyone is different, but there are two of me, therefore I am unique. I have 72 different personalities, which all think, act and behave the same, all have my same name, but its still different to have such a thing eh? No I am not asking, I just added that weird little lightbulb symbol after "eh". People buy my book, its full of this nonsense... Its named "Are you left winged, or wrong winged" The book that has nothing to do with politics, and everything to do with politicians non existent sexlife! (seriously I had a book signing today... It was weird, people like stood in line twenty Signatures... AND PEOPLE ARE ALL GOING "HEY ARE YOU THAT GUY FROM HORSEHEAD?" Nero -WHO THE FUCK! IS THAT GUY ON HORSEHEAD?

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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