Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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a man checks his mypsace

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My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

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Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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