Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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women outside of the kitchen

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How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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