- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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can you pass the soap?

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

I met a man today. His name was John.

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

obama

TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

I LIKE TURLES.

What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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