A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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Slavery

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wael.. nuff said

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

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What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

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A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

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Anti Joke

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