- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

Whats wrong with that Nothing

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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What is it called when a male and a male are together. A relationship

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

So you there Red?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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