there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

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What did the electron do after losing his proton? Trough electromagnetical forces, the electron simply left it's atom, making it become a positive ion. Then, atracted by other atom's magnetical force, it joins the other atom's last vallence shell, creating a negative ion, since there are more electrons then protons in the atom in issue.

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A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

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Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

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What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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Snooki

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Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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