What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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the sky is green no it is not

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what did one tree say to the other? move over

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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why was the man sad? his wife died

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Go away still nothing to see

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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Anti Joke

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