knock knock who's there no one

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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fabien

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Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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Obama

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will have her institutionalized as soon as they find her.

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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