Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: Well, he was in the first tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over warn everybody in the second tower. While he was in the second tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL! Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on a park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich with extra mayonnaise)

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

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Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

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Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

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Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

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Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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