Wow, so it is true, you are here the entire fucking time aren't you bitch? You and all "six billion of your followers of the dark", listen asshead, one thing is people asking ME when I FUCKING SIGN BOOKS (which does not happen all that FUCKING OFTEN!) Why I lead a fucking cult of sorts. Another one is having your goons stab me in the FUCKING EYE, and going "Oh I am like so sorry, please let me be the gayest I can be" People assaulting me because I use the "Moralman identity" IT IS MINE! My real FUCKING NAME IS NERO! I DON'T GO AROUND STEALING NOBODY`S SHIT!

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What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

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penis

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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What do you call a blonde with one leg? Heather Mills

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What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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