A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

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What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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Where else? The junk yard

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Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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