Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

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A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

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When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

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Anti Joke

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