What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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Massie is a fatass

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

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Why did the waiter put rubber bands in the soup? Because he wasn't a very good waiter.

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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Covietz has a large penis

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what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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