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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

What's just not right? Left

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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