A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

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What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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poop is very very yummy.

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

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The glass is half an hour.

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Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

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Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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Remember those days where we planned what to do with our lives instead of wondering what things lied ahead? Those where the days, it does not matter if we are relics, heroes, or villains today. Back then, we did not seek to discover our future, we sought to create it, back then our people did not pray for a better day, but worked for it. And love and kindness was not something only found in heaven, but what we shared in what was the closest thing, to heaven on earth. Tell me the truth, are there many like us left in this world?

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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