Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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Contrary to popular belief when life hands you lemons you cannot make lemonade. Water and sugar are two other essential ingredients.

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Get off my porch.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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