whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

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Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

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Old guitars sound like cat's guts

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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Women's Sports

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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Your mama's so fat.

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I agree

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So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

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