ok there is 3 people and the white kid says "bet i got a better dick than all of you" he pulls it out and then the mexican says "nope got you beat" and then the black guy says "nope got all you beat look" and then the mexican and white guys say "its because your black" so the black guy goes home and tells his mom wht happen and ask " is it true mines bigger because im black?" she said " no it bc your 23"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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