Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson is dead....

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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