What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

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you suck

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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NEVER

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These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

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What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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