What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

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Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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Trolololollolololololololololololololol

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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Neither did she.

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Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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