Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

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How did Jesus walk on water? He was Jesus

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

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Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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