What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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A turtle and a rabbit are having a race. The rabbit goes really fast and sees the turtle so far away. So the rabbit takes a short nap and waits for the turtle for a little challenge. Suddenly the rabbit wakes up and sees the turtle about to cross the finish line. The rabbit runs as fast as he can, but it was too late. A bus runs them over and they both die.

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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Theres an app for the iPhone.

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What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

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Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

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So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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