What is worse than finding 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? Finding 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

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How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

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Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

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A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

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An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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