Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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Poop swing

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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I love pissing people off :P

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

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Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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