- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

mikey is cute

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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