Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is Ricochet in off a me and it'll glue to you And I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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Looks through the peephole.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Hahaha

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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