A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

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how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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You and your parents are going to die today

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

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Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

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I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

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A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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Why did the man die in a car crash? Answer: He was not fallowing the traffic laws and therefore risking the life of himself and others. This may have resulted from the possibility that he was under the influence of alcohol, he was under the influence of drugs, he was emotionally unstable from a bread up, he was emotionally unstable from because of an abusive family, he was emotionally unstable from losing his job, he had an abusive childhood, he was emotionally impaired, he was high from lack of oxygen, he wanted to wear a blindfold, he didn't like his car, liked to spin the steering wheel a lot, he thought the gas was the break, or he just didn't like traffic laws.

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What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

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