Puns are terrible. I love them.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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Women's sports.

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mitchell palmer sucks

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

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Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

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Justin Bieber

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

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Girls Basketball.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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Invisible Children Foundation.

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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