Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

thumb_up thumb_down -15

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

thumb_up thumb_down -5

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

thumb_up thumb_down +13

How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the asian die? he was driving

thumb_up thumb_down +17

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

thumb_up thumb_down +48

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

thumb_up thumb_down -17

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Double-whammy

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

thumb_up thumb_down +23

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Pop Fiction last words. guess who edition: "Okay okay you win again Batman! Ahahaha hohohoho hehehehe! Wanna hear a new jo... Eh... what are you doing with that gun?" "Why did I not just take a step or two to the side during the five hours and over thirty episodes he kept charging that Kamehameha?" "Bah I cannot die as long as my ego is full! Are these really the ratings on my latest game? H0moerotic? Childish? A sociopath? Oh man..." Moral: Your red thumbs cannot hurt me! Im the moralmanBitch! HOAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

thumb_up thumb_down -7

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops