- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

mmm i love marble bumhole

Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

What is funnier than 24 69

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

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