A kid has no friends.

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

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A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

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Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

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Six million.

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James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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