Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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once you go black your credit goes wack

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

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brett is a dick

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What does the Christian celebrate on Christmas? Christmas

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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What do you call something with no legs or arms swimming in the lake? A fish.

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Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

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okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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it was all Tagart

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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