What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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a man was shot.... he died

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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A black man comes home from work.

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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