What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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I'm gay.

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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Boob

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Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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Why does god never feel anger? Because you need to exist to have feelings.

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Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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The Morman Religion.

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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Anti Joke

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