A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

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the little pink lady joke: There once was a little pink lady who lived in a little pink house. One day, she was in her little pink bed when her little pink doorbell rang. So she gets out of her little pink bed, puts on her little pink slippers, crosses her little pink room, openes her little pink door, goes down her little pink hallway, goes down her little pink stairs, and to her little pink door. She openes her little pink door, and there is a postman standing on her little pink mat. The postman says: "Does Mr Green live here?" The little pink lady said: "No." So she closes her little pink door, goes back up her little pink staircase, down her little pink corridor, into her little pink room, takes off her little pink slippers and hops into her little pink bed. Then her little pink doorbell rings again. So she gets out of her little pink bed, puts on her little pink slippers, crosses her little pink room, openes her little pink door, goes down her little pink hallway, goes down her little pink stairs, and to her little pink door. She openes her little pink door, and there is a postman standing on her little pink mat. The postman says: "Does Mr White live here?" The little pink lady said: "No." So she closes her little pink door, goes back up her little pink staircase, down her little pink corridor, into her little pink room, takes off her little pink slippers and hops into her little pink bed. And then her little pink doorbell rings again. So she gets out of her little pink bed, puts on her little pink slippers, crosses her little pink room, openes her little pink door, goes down her little pink hallway, goes down her little pink stairs, and to her little pink door. She openes her little pink door, and there is a postman standing on her little pink mat. The postman says: "Does Mr Brown live here?" The little pink lady said: "No." So she closes her little pink door, goes back up her little pink staircase, down her little pink corridor, into her little pink room, takes off her little pink slippers and hops into her little pink bed. Finally, its breakfast time, so the little pink lady gets out of her little pink bed, puts on her little pink slippers, goes out of her little pink room and to her little pink kitchen. Inside, there are 3 men. 2 are eating cheerios, 1 is eating an apple. This proves that cheerios are more popular than apples!

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

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How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

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How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

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My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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