- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

u know whats a crime? rape

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

Bumsniffer

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

Dead girls can't say no.

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

What's funnier than 24? 25

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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