What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

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How do you know when a Frenchman has been near your house? You don't, really, unless you were there to see him or if one of your neighbours saw him. I wouldn't worry about it, really.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

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how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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