Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

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Why are fire trucks red Well fire trucks have 4 wheels, and they have 8 people in them, 4+8, is 12, there are 12 inches in a foot, a foot is a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a boat, boats sail the seven seas, fish are in the seven seas, fish have fins, the Finns defeated the Russians, Russians are red, And that is why fire trucks are red.

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Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

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Anti Joke

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