How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

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A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Anti Joke

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