What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

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Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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