Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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