What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Happy Monday!

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

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what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

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What stops a train? A missile

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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