Tell you something funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Unnnnnnnn

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i have to pee out my ass.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

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Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

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What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

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What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

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Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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Yo mama's so poor she is on welfare.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

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What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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