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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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