What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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A black man in a country bar.

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

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phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

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What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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roses are grey violets are grey everything is? grey i'm colour blind fml

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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