What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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Robert Palmer: Doctor, Doctor! have you heard the news? Doctor: Yes.

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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