Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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Knock knock. Come in.

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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Vaginal secretions

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

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Why did he die? He was sick.

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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