how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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