Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

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how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Why does life suck? Because it does

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Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? Depends.

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

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What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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