why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

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How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

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Shltskc gw? G

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Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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What's big and white?

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

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A man with glasses and a cane walks out if a clothing store and accidentally bumps into a woman, knocking his hat off "Can't you watch where you're going?" the woman asks. The man then slaps her, knocking her to the ground. He picks up his new designer fedora, and drives off in his $90,000 Cadillac. The woman, after dusting herself off, gets the guy's plates, convinces a few witnesses to testify against the man, and informs the authorities of an assault. He was later arrested for assault as well as pimping and soliciting sex. He is found guilty in a court of law and is sentenced to 2-5 years in prison, and is doled a hefty fine.

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