Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

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what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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A man buys a prius

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What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

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Batman vs Superman the movie spoilers: Batman and Superman argue over how to handle some alien invaders, Batman wants to kill em, Superman believes he can save em. In the end they work together and save everybody. Moral: I hope they change the script, ever noticed how every hero vs hero themed movie/cartoon, ends up with them allying at the end? If ya do not believe me, just wait for the movie to come out.

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your mother is so lesbian

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

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Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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