what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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Civil Rights.

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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