- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

what do you call obama a dumbass

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

What would Michael Jackson do if he were on the Moon? Nothing he's dead.

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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