A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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