Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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A fat boy walked into a party

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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