What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

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What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

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Welcome to the anti-joke Olympics! As you can see ladies and gentlemen, our contestants are starting to look very excited as the "who can look the most bored" competition is just about to begin! We are terribly sorry to announce that as for the butterfly style contest, all of the butterflies drowned :( While at this corner, we can see these contestants have been waiting patiently for hours for the "who is the most impatient" contest to begin! While over here, none of our contestants have yet to make a chicken cross the road and tell them why! In the meantime watch as we mistreat these Jews in order to find out what is worse, the holocaust or a worm in your apple! So far our contestants with worms in their apples are complaining more, but dying significantly less, how will this end! How exciting! Finally our swing contest has been cancelled as Sally refuses to get on it! Moral: BUT WILL IT BLEND!

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

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Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

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What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

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What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

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knock knock!! kanye west

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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