What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

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A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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A man came up to me and said," you suck" You know what I told him "YOU SUCK!"

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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Flop dog

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why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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black people. that is all...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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