Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

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Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

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why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

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I am really good at math debating

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

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What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

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what do u call a black man a black man

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How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

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What is white and long? A New York winter

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How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

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I have no ideas.

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