saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

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two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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