How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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shea kisses a girl

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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

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Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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OK, so there's this blonde driving down the road in her brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 Lamborghini. She's cruisin' about 95, radio blaring, having a great time. She comes up on this trucker who is carrying a double-wide home and is taking up both lanes. To her disliking, he is only going about 45. To get the point across that she wants to get past, she decides to tailgate him. So, she gets to within a foot of his rear bumper. The trucker looks back and sees her on his ass, and motions for her to get off of it, but to her it looks like a wave and she waves back. Since her first attempt was futile, she decided to get a little closer and begin flashing her headlights, hopefully making herself more visible in the process. Once again the trucker sees her on his ass, and this time motions for her to pull over to the side of the road. The trucker steps out of his vehicle with a chunk of chalk and draws a circle three feet in diameter in the middle of the road. He instructs her not to move until he tells her to. Naive as she was, she agrees to it and steps inside it. The trucker goes back to his truck and pulls out a 50-ounce Louisville Slugger. He walks over to the Lamborghini and beats it, and beats it, and beats it again. When he is done, all that is left is a brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 pile of metal. Satisfied, he throws the bat in his truck and walks over to the blonde. When he gets there, to his astonishment, she is rolling around on the street laughing hysterically. He asks her, "Why are you laughing? I just beat the crap out of your car!!" She is laughing too hard to respond, but between giggles he can make out, "While you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

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What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

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why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

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What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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