- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

i'm hard

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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