your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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Women Sports.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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Jokes are funny.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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So this old redneck is sitting on his porch when he sees this boy walking down the road and hollers "What you got there boy?" "Chicken wire." "What you gonna do with that?" "Gonna catch me some chickens." The old guy thought: Dumb boy. You can't catch no chickens with chicken wire. Later that evening he sees the same boy walking with a bunch of chickens. The next day he sees the same boy walking with duct tape. "What you got there boy?" "Duct tape" The boy replies. "Gonna catch me some ducks." The old man leaned back and thought. "Dumb boy, you can't catch ducks with duct tape." Later that evening he sees the boy walking with a bunch of ducks. The next day he sees the same boy and hollers: "What you got there boy?" "I got me some pussy willow." The old man hollers: "Hold on, let me get my hat."

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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