So a man walks into a bar... ouch

A baby seal walks into a club.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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