Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

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What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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A black man offers to take a girl home from the nightclub. As they're sitting in the car, she curiously asks him ''So tell me it's true what they say about black man''. The man sighs and explains: ''Well many people think that we stab, shoot and steal things. Another stereotype that is launched at us is that we have large penises. I however do not steal. My penis is also quite small. After this conversation the girl was driven home safely, and was now convinced that stereotypes are lies.

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What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

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What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

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What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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