Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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PENIS

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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baby seal walks into a club

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

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Yo daddy!

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

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Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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