Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

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I always wanted to know what the future will hold in the decades to come... Until I realized the idiotness of my own thought for it is nigh impossible for us humans to see the future... Except... That the ancient Mayan civilization prophesized the end of the universe, which I did take into consideration as I slowly nibbled my way through the waffle cone till I had realized that I had reached the paper surrounding the cone and immediately spat it out for it leaves a fowl taste In my mouth, then continued eating my ice cream as I pondered the future and the anti-climatic ending of this anti-joke.

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Knock knock. Come right on in.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A piolet you racist!

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race, she died in a fire.

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Why are Asians bad drivers? There Not. Have you ever seen Tokyo Drift?

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How did Jesus walk on water? He was Jesus

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Will nearis is here! Get it

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

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A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

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