Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

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I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

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There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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