A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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How high is a Chinaman

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Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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