Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

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what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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