Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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Oliver O'Farkle walks into a blue room carrying a bag of oranges and Swanson J. Doople walks into the same room in a parallel universe carrying a ballpeen hammer. How much collective space do the two women occupy and will they be able to make the 4pm train to Terre Haute? No, because the train is running late so transportation efficiency on the day in question proves impossible.

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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A man walks into a bar, he is an alcohol and it's tearing his family apart

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matt shut up

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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The 80's

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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