why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

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Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

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knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

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what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

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you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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