Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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Susie has Autism

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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