Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

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How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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What comes after "Q" R

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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