Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

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Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

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Take one: "What kind of assho... Take two "What kind of awesome people with no dignit..." Take three: "What kind of awesome people with most dignified self image would use this piece of shit s... Final take What kind of awesome people with most dinified self image would use this RETARDED PIECE OF MOLTEN SHlT SITE FROM FUCKING HELL?" Moral: "Technically I do not use it, I abuse it just like I did your mom... Hey, I am your dad by the way, that gives me the right to rape you whenever I want" NeroMetal I once fisted a velociraptor to death (I do not mean punching it in the face here if you think thats something), but that's not metal... I cant for the fuck bother to find out how to spell the fucking dinosaurs name... Now that is metal...

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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Womens Rights.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

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Buzi vagy!

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Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

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