Nicolas Cage's acting.

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walked into a bar and had a great time because all of them worship the same God. (Obs: The imam ordered only soft drinks)

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Daym im romantic

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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a man and his son pull up out side b&q and the man says to his son run in there and get me a black n decker and the boy goes in and is standing in the power tools isle and he looks round and there is a lady standing next to him so he hit her, the woman happened to be black and 2 minutes later a security guard rushes round and says son what did u do that for and the son said my dad told me to come in and get a black n decker!

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what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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A blonde walks into a hairdressers salon. She gets her hair cut.

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

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What do you call a black person pushing a car? A very strong human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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