How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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whoa there

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Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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Jimmy Saville

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s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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Wanker

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

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A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

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ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

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In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

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