why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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A bar walks into a man

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Person 1: Why don't you want to date me? Person 2: Because you are ugly Person 1: Why am I ugly? Person 2: Because you have bad features. Person 1: Why do i have bad features? Person 2: It's your genetics. Person 1: Why is it my genetics Person 2: Cuz that's the way god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: Because god's god made you Person 1: Why Person 2: Because the god of god of god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: That's the way the god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of (GOES ON FOREVER!!!) made you.

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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Latvia isn't a joke

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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Two men are stranded in a structure on an alien planet, they are frightened when they are told that there is evidence of a life form near them, they explore their surroundings and find a snake-like creature that flares what looks like wings, bites one of the men on the hand and wraps its tail around his arm squeezing it until the arm breaks (we see the bone poke through his sleeve and he screams); the creature slithers up his sleeve, into his mask and lunges into his mouth killing him, and the other man is sprayed on the mask with acid and we see the plastic of the mask melt onto his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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Internet Explorer

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When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

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give me a thumbs up

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