What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

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My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple??? You... Lol jk no there could be alot of things like getting raped, the holocaust, me killing your children i mean someone killing your children. Because if it was me you would know it was me and file a report and i would be arrested and be sent to jail. And in jail i would try my hardest to stay alive brcause if i died that would suck. I would also try not to drop the soap beacuse i might get rapped by some prisib mate, also the floors are quite dirty and that would guve me any type of bacteirial infection like the stupid yeats infection or maby the persob who takes it from me when i finnish would get aids cause it dropped on the floor and who knows were it was. Then he would die from aids and his wife and or kids would be sad and set up a funeral were a preist would stand in akward silence cause the guy murderd the preists father so he wouldnt be mean an ruin the funeral but he wouldnt say anything nice. But after the funeral the preist would go back home and smoke a cigarette because he has started an unhealthy habbit just like millions of people around the world. When will people learn that it kills you faster than cancer well some cancers are quite quick and painless like a head tumor. But most tumors are able to be saved because the doctors are smart these days coming from yale or havord universitys and what not. Most peopel want to take the easy way out by just working at kinkos or wallmart. Both jobs are shit wich is why im probably going to go there cause no one else will except me in there offices or departments. I think its the fact i look like a pedofile trying to kill babys but you know how life is short and difficult to control but you have one life why waste it. Stupid emo kids trying to cut emselfs and shoot themselfs so they dont have to deal with theirs or their partners periods because the other day coming back from mc donalds this guy almost hit me with his car and threw a cup at me for some strange reason but hey not my problem unless he was my first victim?...... Lol jk i have never killed anyone and im not that creapy... Awks POTATO!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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