Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with Macaulay Culkin? Because he's dead.

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

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How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

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