- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

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