Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

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3 jews sits in a car. Who drives? Not Hitler.

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Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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why did the Mexican shoot himself? because his wife miscarried, hung herself, and his oldest brother had cancer. also when he was 5, his parents died in a car accident, leaving his abusive uncle to care for him. he also had erectile dysfunction which caused him severe pain. did i mention he was an illegal, homeless immigrant who was addicted to methamphedimine and owed several million dollars to a man who repeatedly raped him anally? he was.

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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Why did the little boy run away from Michael Jackson? Because he was scared

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

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What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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whats the difference between a cat and a rooster? who the hell cares, all black people should die

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what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

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