The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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men's rights.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

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Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

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