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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

A black man walks out of a police station

Why did jim all I over? He dies

A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

What's the worst thing to find in an empty box? Nothing,It's empty

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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