I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

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I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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So this old redneck is sitting on his porch when he sees this boy walking down the road and hollers "What you got there boy?" "Chicken wire." "What you gonna do with that?" "Gonna catch me some chickens." The old guy thought: Dumb boy. You can't catch no chickens with chicken wire. Later that evening he sees the same boy walking with a bunch of chickens. The next day he sees the same boy walking with duct tape. "What you got there boy?" "Duct tape" The boy replies. "Gonna catch me some ducks." The old man leaned back and thought. "Dumb boy, you can't catch ducks with duct tape." Later that evening he sees the boy walking with a bunch of ducks. The next day he sees the same boy and hollers: "What you got there boy?" "I got me some pussy willow." The old man hollers: "Hold on, let me get my hat."

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(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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