The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

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Uh no, yogurt as in the bacteria that they add to milk in order to make the finished product yogurt. You see, while the effect is seen in twins (for example if one twin gets raped, the other gets a fucking sore ass) Sorry, I am still under trance here myself, you get out of it, I am gonna have some fun, go splash some water on your face. I mean people go like "woah that is impossible it only happens in rare cases and so on right?" Fun stuff: Yogurt, you can seal yogurt in a steel container miles away after separating its culture (basically having a colony living together and then moving them away from each other as in 30000 kilometers and sealing them in soundproof safe`s and whatnot. Feed one half of the yogurt, and the other one far far away begins munching into thin air, now keep the food close to the yogurt, and the bacteria will begin "begging for it" (as in when baby chicks notice the parent has arrived with food), and so will the culture of yogurt sealed in a safe 30000 miles away. Why? Living in similar states, brings a natural connection, we are attracted to similarities, and as far as the human knowledge of the LAW of attraction goes, distance is not a factor, look it up, or just believe me.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Knock knock. Who's? There Where? Right here.

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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What's the only type of wood that doesn't float? Natalie wood.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, which would e very unsafe to do.

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

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what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, the holocaust was a tragic event in human history.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

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what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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What are blacks scared of? The kkk

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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