How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

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How do you confuse a blonde? Hit her over the head with a baseball bat until she has concussion

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

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Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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