What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Nickelback.

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Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

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What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

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Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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