Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Read a Book.

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Q: What did the vomiting man say to his friend? A: BLEEEAAARRRGGHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to his wife? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the waiter in the restaurant? A: BLAAAAAARGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Leonardo DiCaprio? A: BLEEEEAAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the convenience store clerk? A: BLAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to your mom? A: BLAAAARRRGGGHH!!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Barack Obama? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGHHHH!! Q; What did the vomiting man say to the King of Saudi Arabia? A: BLAAAAAAAAAAAEEEAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the bartender? A: BLLLEEEEAAAARRGHHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the funeral home director? A: BLLLEEEAAAARRRGGGHHH!!

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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