Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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Ju... Just why?

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sharks

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Do you need any assistance?

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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