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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

Knock knock, COME IN!

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Knock knock Nobody's home.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

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