Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

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What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? ni**er

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

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Anti Joke

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