the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

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How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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rocky is here again.......................

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

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What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

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What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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