Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

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What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

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Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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