A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

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Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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