What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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Rebecca Black's career.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Snarf Nuggets

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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