A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Most of her friends have encouraged her to contact the IRS about this to see if she can start a repayment plan for her back-taxes or obtain some sort of federal assistance. Otherwise, Ms. Keller is likely to suffer serious legal consequences.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

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What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

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fruit salad?

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

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What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

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Once upon a time, there was a pair of headphones. It loved the sound of music.

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What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

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i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

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A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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