the WNBA

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

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Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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Creationism.

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So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

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Your face

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dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

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if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Person 1: Did you hear the one about the guy who drank vinegar? Person 2: No Person 1: Oh

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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