Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Need For Speed 30025 DRIVE OVER 60000 EXTREME CARS OVER 60 BILLION REAL LIFE GRAPHICS TRACKS! WHILE LISTENING TO BULLSHIT SONGS THAT MAKE YOU CRY! NO PAUSE BUTTON! EVERY CAR MUST BE UNLOCKED BY PLAYING THE SAME TRACK (Yeah music track too) OVER AND OVER AGAIN! OVER 6000000 ONLINE GAMERS AT THE SAME TIME WORLDWIDE, EACH TRACK HAS 5000000 THOUSAND LAPS SO THE FUN NEVER ENDS! UNLOCK ALL STUFF DLC: 6000 Bucks. Moral: So I have not been here since I called myself the sociopath or something, who the fuck are these Nero`s and Neronism and all that fuck? :( They almost improved my reputation! THATS HORRIBLE!

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What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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