Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

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A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

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Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

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Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

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Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she believes in god. God isn't real.

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

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