Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

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*knock knock* Who's there? ...Who's there?... *opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step*

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone he proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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women's lacrosse.

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Penisland

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

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Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

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why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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Anti Joke

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