Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. He never got an ice cream he is alergic.

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

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Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

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What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

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Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

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Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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