Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Oh...okay, good.

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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Dubstep < Music

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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