Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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Runescape.

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knock knock who's there ?

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Once upon a time, The end.

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Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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