You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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Justin beiber..

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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Your mamas so fat, that any level of physical exercise is strenuous, but also mentally challenging, as she feels that there is a negative astigmatism attached to sweaty, red-faced overweight individuals trying to burn those pounds. This in turn makes her ashamed of the gastronomically decadent life she once lived, and so she doesn't have the confidence to try and reverse the damage she did during those insecure teenage years, instead comforting herself with the sugary, fatty bane of her life. She therefore lives in a vicious circle, angry at herself and the society that won't accept her. But remaining incredibly, repulsively fat.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

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A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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A group of 3 black male friends sit down to have lunch at the basketball court. One black man reaches in his pack and pulls out a watermelon. The second black man reaches in his basket and pulls out some fried chicken and a pan of cornbread. They both look expectantly towards their friend as he opens up his pack. Right as he opens it, however, his cell phone goes off. Upon completing the call, he hangs up and looks at his two friends. "My financial aid got approved, guys!" he exclaims. Both of his friends congratulate him on finally making it to college. They are so proud.

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A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

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