josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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