Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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A tiger walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender gets him a drink because he would rather not get vigorously consumed by a mighty beast.

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a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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