It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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Not from my wife if that is what you think, but its best people dont know who she is, because you know... A guy that gets many ladies = A playa. A girl that lets his guy do that, well, my wife feels safe about her husband (I am dead honest), but I cant expect people to suddenly go "oh yeah, his wife is totally cool and secure about it all, rather than an insecure idiot that allows him to sleep around like the dog he is) Strictly spoken, I am no dog, women say all men are pigs, but no woman settles for a boy, so that makes me a pig.

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I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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