Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

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what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

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Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

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Sixty... eight

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

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Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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Womens Rights.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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Who invented apple? God

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to go to heaven because his girlfriend Margaret was cooked into chicken sandwhiches, and he had no kids and he didn't want to marry someone else, so he tried to get ran over but no cars hit him so he cooked himself. AND so he became KFC-Style chicken wings. BUUUT since no one ate them, he grabbed them up from heaven and commented on how delicious he was and proceeded to eat more and then exploded, sending him to heaven's heaven. But it was just a dream. And Margaret had to do laundry some more today because he freaking caused a urine tsunami. You're welcome.

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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