- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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