what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

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how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

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Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

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Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

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How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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