What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

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Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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An old woman and her grandson arrive at the hospital, only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I'm a Schizophrenic And so am I

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Pokemon go: Team mystic

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Anti Joke

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