Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

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what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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roses are red, violets are violet.

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Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

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why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

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