What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

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throbbing slobber

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what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

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Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

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Hi

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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I had a submarine.... once

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

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what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

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So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

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Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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