Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

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What should I name my dog?

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

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What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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Did I tell you about the day I put PaulMckenna on a hypnotic state so he believed he put me in a trance? That was fun, everybody applauded, then he got sad when it was not him they where applauding at, funny guy, a bit of an amateur, he spends hours "priming" people in a hypnotic state, and then in his videos triggers it so it makes it seem like he does it instantly, next to Igor Ledohowsky and Richard Bandler, I might just be one of the best and youngest hypnotists alive. Speaking of which, my wife knows the complicated yet strong feelings I got for you, and feels safe around me because of the same reasons you do, and the fact that I can spot a worry and a tear before people do, especially those I love and care about. Wait I am not done, I just need to eat before I space out.

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

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what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

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What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

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Spread the net.

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Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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