Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

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A black succeeds

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Your Mom

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What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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