Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen. You are going to go to jail.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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