- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

Whats the defination of cruelty

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

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