whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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So you all no Dora right, well why is she always lost in the forest wit her friend boots? Whats the deal with the map everybody knows maps cannot talk!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with the makers of the show!!!!!!!!

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justin beiber sucks

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Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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Joke

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Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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