I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

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What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

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Knock knock. Come in.

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

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How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

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why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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