A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

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a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

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why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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