What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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A sober Irish individual.

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What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

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why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

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why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realizing the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What s the difference between a pigeon ?

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