What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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Michael walked into a bar, The rest of the bar initially erupted with laughter until the his carer made everybody aware that Michael suffered from brittle bones and that he had actually fractured his hip after colliding with the bar. People then understood the gravity situation as the bartender immediately dialled the emergency services. Michael managed to recover physically from the accident but to this day he is still scarred from the laughter aimed at him the night of his accident and is too afraid to return to the bar again in fear of being mocked despite the misunderstanding of the situation.

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What happens when you cross a porcupine, a beaver, a duck, a go-cart, a dinosaur, a star, a cheap "Big 'n Beey" bathroom, and the cookie monster? Justin Bieber. XD

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So 2 guys are curious if there is baseball I heaven... So they say when either of them dies they have to come back as a spirit and tell the other man if there is baseball in heaven One of the guys dies and comes back as a spirit... He comes to the other man and says... I've got some good news and some bad news The man says what's the the good news? The spirit says the good news is there is baseball in heaven So the man says what's the bad news?? The spirit says... Your pitching Tuesday night!

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

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A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

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A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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