how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

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What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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obama is a good president

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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