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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

Knock knock, Come in...

You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

what do you call your cousin drew? drouchebag

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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