So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

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When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

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How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

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A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Women's Rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

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A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

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Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

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Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

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why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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