What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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A baby gets hit by a bus.

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

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What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

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A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

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Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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