Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

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They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

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How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

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What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

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I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

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