My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

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Three peasants were brought in front of the King to be rewarded for their assistance during a drought. The King told them that they could each request one thing from him that he could provide. The first man asked to be rich, so the King ordered his guards to fetch a large sack that was filled to the brim with gems and gold pieces. The man thanked the King and left his palace joyfully. The second man asked for a larger house so the King gave him access to one of his many castles. He hurriedly left, eager to try out his new home for size. The third man asked for a cat so the King gave him a cat.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

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Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

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Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

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