- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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