Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? I'm sleeping with your wife

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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