My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

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What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

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Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12

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A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

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"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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