What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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