What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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canadians

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Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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Your dads dead. lol

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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