Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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how did the little girl die cancer

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I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

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Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

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About the bible, I did not know, but I can sense I calculate it the same way I make our followers believe that I can tell what catchphra they will get. Your mind is numb but calm, it will remain there until we meet again. I am afraid of saying this, but I wont let fear get to me just yet, your mother told me, she regrets her actions in life, and wants me to tell you that she is watching over you in death, and hopes you will one day forgive her, she tells me that there is a heaven, but only those that can admit their mistakes, agonize over the pain of their actions, until they can forgive themselves for their misdeeds. She says she can wait, but I sense she is doing it because she feels undeserving, which again means that you are not ready, its like the butterfly effect, all things spiritual and on this plane are connected. Take your time, I know you literally cant forgive her yet, because that would not be enough for her to forgive herself now, humans dead or alive, cannot be truly free, until they let go of what hurts them, I will change that within you, so you can forgive her and break the limits in your mind, so you can stop feeling sad for being rightfully angry at someone you love. I just need more energy, more time, and belief in myself, something that requires more energy than it should to keep going, its the balance and connection between things, something I cannot change at the present moment, even if I did my best. Ill see you around dear friend.

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

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Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

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call of duty world at war

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

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