How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

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What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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Why did the portuguese fisherman take out a $20,000 loan with a reknown loan shark at exorbitant interest rates? He needed to buy a kidney on the black market for his drug addicted daughter who had also destroyed his credit score meaning he coudln't get a loan from the usual credit facilities such as banks and credit unions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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