what happen when you put 2 black persons on a blender You ask your self.. will it blend?

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What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

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Your mom.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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hi

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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