A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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The government

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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boobs

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ask me if im a door yes

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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