What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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Blind people can't read this.

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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What do a black man and an elephant have in common? They are both multi-cellular organisms, they both belong to the kingdom Animalia, the phylum Chordata, and the class Mammalia, they both possess vertebrae, they both move through legged locomotion, they both possess knee joints and they both possess the capacity for altruistic behavior.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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Anti Joke

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