what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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I was once a hamster.

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How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

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ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

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knock, knock come in

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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A man goes to a Korean-owned dry cleaner to pick up his suits. They were impeccably cleaned at a reasonable rate.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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