Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

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every cloud has a silver lining

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

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How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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Women

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

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Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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identical jokes get different votes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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