Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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your momma's an antijoke

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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This is not a joke.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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Kim Kardashian got a job.

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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