A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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Lil' Wayne

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Bob dole

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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What do you a badass who not a badass. Grant Lousbury.

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Why can no one in africa read or write? I would asume the lack of public education combined with the fact that setting up an education system for so many widespread remote comunities would be a logistical nightmare. But then again I have never been to africa and know little about the country and so the premise of this joke is probably a dramatic overstatement in the first place.

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You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

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Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

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