why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

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How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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Pickle!

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Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

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Bitch

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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