Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

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What's worse than eating a rotton fruit that makes you sick?? Getting raped by a giant jackalope and then being left for dead in the middle of nowhere and being found by an old pedophile whose van ran out of gas and then running away only to find some water but while you were drinking it you got grabbed and dragged under the water by an octopus who has wandered off many miles from its home and then dying because humans don't have gills

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Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

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There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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who's a slut... you're mom

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Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

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How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? A ride to a Concentrtation Camp.

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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Anti Joke

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