Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

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justin beiber sucks

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A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Knock knock

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my penis

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

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Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

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This guy walks up to the bartender, and says to him, " ill bet you $100 that i can piss in this cup from 20 ft away." The bartender laughs, thinking hes gonna get an easy 100 bucks. he says "ok, u do that and ill watch." the guy says "ok but one second." he then walks over to this table full of guys and the bartender see him and them whispering and shaking heads. then the guys walks back over, and says to the bartender, "ok here i go" then he whips out his wang and starts pissing all over the place,all over the bartender, the counter, everywhere but the cup. Meanwhile the bartenders laughing, because he thinks he made some easy money. then the bartender asks the guy for his money and the guy says, "alright one minute." then the guys walks over to the table full of guys and they al start pulling out money and give it to him. so the guy walks over to the bartender and says, "here you are, your 100 bucks" the bartender notices him smileing and says "u just lost 100 bucks why are you happy?" and the guy says, " you see that table full of guys over there? well, i bet them all $500 dollars that i could piss all over you, your counter and all of your things, and that youd not only be happy about it, but youd laugh!!!"

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The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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Anti Joke

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