What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

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Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

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Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

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Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

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Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

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how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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Anti Joke

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