why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

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Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

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What's funnier than 68 69

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

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"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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