A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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???????????? WTF?

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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Why was Timmy sad?

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

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Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Anti Joke

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