Why did the kitchen cross the road?

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So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

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Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

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Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

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Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

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Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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