Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

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Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

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please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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