I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

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a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

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Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

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Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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What did one orphan say to the other? My parents are dead.

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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What do eagles and ground hogs have in common? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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