Your adopted.....

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

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my captcha says : forkin chickens

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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