Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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