Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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... Chan chan

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What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

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your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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What the hell are you doing?

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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they told me not to write here but i did

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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