Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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I'm gay.

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

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why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

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drake

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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