- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

My kids are mistakes.

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

2 + 2 = 4

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

Your mommas so fat that she may die.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

What's white and sticky? Glue

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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