What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

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One time I walked into a fat kid..

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, one's a redhead, and one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and there was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of your possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau--" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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