Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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Knock knock Come In.......

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

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A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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if it's friday, it must be China

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While out looking for sex last week I met a hooker who looked like a rhino. I said to her, "Do you charge?" She said, "Sir, I am arresting you under the Street Offences Act 1959. You do not have to say anything. But it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court."

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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Ebola

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

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Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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