There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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Hi Shelby!!

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What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

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Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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Anti Joke

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