Christopher Walken to a bar.

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Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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