What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

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Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

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Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

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gingers

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

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Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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