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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

A baby seal walks into a club.

You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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