Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

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how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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Christianity.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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Anti Joke

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