Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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I'm so punny.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

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What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

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Yee

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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Anti Joke

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