If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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One, two, three, four and five

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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If you like this, it will have one extra like

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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