A russian gives away vodka.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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How did the fat guy servive the plane crash??????? He bounced

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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Flop dog

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You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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