How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

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Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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knock knock go away

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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Knock knock *silence* Knock knock *silence* KNOCK KNOCK! Hey! Can't you read the sign?! It's says "Do Not Disturb!"

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

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What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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