What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

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Joesph Triphook.

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

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What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

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A seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a kid with headgear and one leg? Names.

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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:(Sneeze) :Bless You :Thank You! :Mention it :Thank You!

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Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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