Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

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OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

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What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

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Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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