What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are....

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Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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