Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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What page are you on The gay page.

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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Why do British Folk have yellow teeth? Genetics. Although scientists don't know the exact cause, it has been shown that people of British ancestory have a genetic predisposition which inhibits the body's breakdown and utilization of Vitamin C and Calcium. This causes decalcification and scorbutic gums. The British slang term "Limey" comes from the fact that the British Royal Navy was made to drink lime juice to prevent scury. The Royal Navy was almost wiped out by an epidemic of Scurvy.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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