A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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three blondes are walking along the beach on a desert island, they each have plans to escape. The first swims off the island but is swept in with the current back to land The second blonde burns an SOS into the sand using a rock and twigs-the wind blows it out The third, realising how immature her freinds were, reaches into her pocket and pulls out her mobile phone and begins dialling the coast guard.

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Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

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If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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What's the difference between a duck?

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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