- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

Time flies like a banana.

Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

penis in the camel

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love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

Girls Lacrosse.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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