Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

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what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

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Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

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Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

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A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

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An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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