Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Knock Knock Yes?

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

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Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

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why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

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