A russian, a mexican, and an american are all sitting in a tavern. The russian ordered vodka, the mexican orders tequila, and the american orders a beer. When the waiter arrives, the russian throws his vodka into the air, shoots it, and says "we got too many of those in our country". The mexican tosses up his tequila and says "we got too many of those in our country". The american throws up his beer, shoots the mexican, and says "we got too many of those in our country". And then drinks his beer.

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

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whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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the your face joke

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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What did the scuba diver say to his partner when he got stuck in some seaweed. Something that sort of sounded like glug, or maybe blub, or some other sound you would hear trying to talk underwater.

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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