Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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How do you make lady gaga angry? punch her in the face and throw her off a cliff

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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