What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

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a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

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What did the shark say to the elephant? Nothing, they live in different habitats

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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Penis

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What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

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you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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