A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

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once upon a time, it snowed

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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Where do you live? In a house

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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Anti Joke

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