What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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