Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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angelosnyder is not gay

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

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Your Mother is so stupid that not only can she not peform basic mathematical sums, but she frequantly makes spelling errors

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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