- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

Knock knock (No one is home)

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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