- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

your father died

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- Commits Suicide

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

I'm off to my tank guys!

A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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