What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

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My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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Women's rights.

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How do you survive a plane crash?? You don't

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Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

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Oh hot damn, this is my jam. Strawberry, to be specific.

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A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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there are three dudes one is white, one is mexican, one is black so a wizard says wish of something you want to be and jump off the roof. so the white guy wishes to be and eagle and jumps off and is an eagle the mexican wishes to be an owl and jumps off an becomes an owl then the black guy wishes he had to shit and jumps off and falls to the ground cause he turns into shit.

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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Q: How many apples grow on a tree? A: All of them

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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What isn't funny? The holacost.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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Anti Joke

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