Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

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Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

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A mum and a dad were having guests round for dinner. The daughter overheard them arguing. Dad was calling mum a b*tch and mum was calling dad a b*stard. The daughter asked them what it meant and they just said, "oh, it just means ladies and gentlemen". Later, when mum was doing her makeup, she dropped it and said oh "sh*t". Daughter asked what it meant and mum replked "it's just another word for makeup". After that, dad dropped the turkey and said "oh, F*ck!" Daughter asked what it meant and he replied "its another word for cooking". When the guests arrived, the daughter answered the door, and said "hello b*tches and b*stards. Mums upstairs stuffing sh*t on her face and dads in the kitchen f*cking the turkey".

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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You smell bad? Cool.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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