- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

Roses and red, Violets are blue, This type of poem, Must always rhyme.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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