did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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why did the man die? because he died.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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hi

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9/11

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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What do a bucket and a women have in common? Before 1928 neither had the right to vote. The bucket still can't.

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no, and leaves.

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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Get in the car.

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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