What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

thumb_up thumb_down -22

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

*prepares this to get negative votes*

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

thumb_up thumb_down -18

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

thumb_up thumb_down -7

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

thumb_up thumb_down -54

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

thumb_up thumb_down -85

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops