If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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Woman's rights

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

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You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Time to get a watch

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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A black succeeds

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Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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You.

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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Anti Joke

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