A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

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What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

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How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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bob saget

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't. Some of them are slow.

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