- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

Black Veil Brides.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

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Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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