Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

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What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

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What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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