Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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Your social life

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

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alston wang

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Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

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You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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tims sty:)

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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