An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

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Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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