How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

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2 scrubbers walk into a room , one says " can you you smell fresh-air spray"?

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

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Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

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Error 37.

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

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R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

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4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

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what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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