My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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A guy walks into a bar, and then is hit with the full force of all the things he never did in life, of how he wasted his younger years chasing a bigger paycheck rather than trying to live life, and all the love he wasted on people who didn't care about him. He begins to cry as his first drink arrives, and orders many more as the night passes. He loses his keys as he leaves and stumbles home in a drunken stupor, contemplating suicide.

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outside your comfort zone

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

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once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

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What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

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Anything involving women..

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What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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why did the cow cross the road? n i g g e r

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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