KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

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How do you get two whales in a car? You can't. Whales are very large creatures and cannot fit into anything that size.

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An american, a brit and a mexican are on a plane. The brit throws out a bag of tea, explaining to the confused others: "We have so much tea in England we can just throw it out!". The mexican proceeds by throwing a bag of peppers out, explaining "We have so much peppers in Mexico, we can just throw it out!". The american proceeds to throw the mexican out of the plane. "Why did you do that?!" exclaimed the brit. The american turned around. "He killed my wife."

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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