What is an anti-joke? This is.

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A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

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How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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Try this on someone... go up and say "Ive got a great knock knock joke for you but you have to start" there response "Ok, knock knock" you say "Who's there?" They are usually dumbfounded and a hilarious awkward silence ensues

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When I get aroused I get a solid snake

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Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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Poo LOL

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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