Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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