What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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your momma's an antijoke

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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What stops a train? A missile

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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human centipede

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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Dear crush, I want to drink you

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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