What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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knock knock your gay

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

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Why was Sally in a wheelchair? Her abusive father beat her repeatedly with a rake.. Then as she crawled out the door to try and get help, the abusive father took his Dodge Ram and ran over her legs reapeatedly. Then began to slap her. Luckily, a vigilante saw the whole thing and slaughtered the father with an axe and carefully escorted Sally to the hospital. After a couple of weeks of beautiful and extraordinary care, Sally made a full recovery and was able to leave.. and all patients have to leave in a wheelchair

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

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ASSCHEEKS

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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What is black, white and hungry? A woman with a rare skin disorder known as Vitiligo which causes discolourtion of the skins pigment in patches; who is hungry.

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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