What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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women's rights.

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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Alice? Childhood Alice? I did not recognize you! Its so nice to hear from you again! I would not worry too much about Nero`s shouting at night dear friend, while he has overcome a lot, he suffers from nightmares and nightterrors, its not pain, not physical at least, please do not tell him I told you, he prefers sparing people the details. Should I type as If I am typing to Nero? Sorry, I am just a bit flustered, Nero has never been the romantic type, not towards me at least... I know the "official chatting hours are over, but can I ask you or rather him to stay on a bit longer?"

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

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Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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Why so serious? Your brother died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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