"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

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make me a sandwich!

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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What do u say to someone u don't like? I thought I'd let u no tht I don't like u...

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Refrigerator

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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whats black? a black man

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Faithful men.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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