WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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