3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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Roses are red, yup.

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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Lets Go Lakers!

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

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Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

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Why was six afraid seven? Well, ever since six took an arrow to the knee he wanted to know who shot it. so he did some investigating, looked up some records and found seven was in the same war as him. then he thought about it, the big 7 scribed on the arrow he got shot with. Right then and there pain went into his back shooting upwards. He smacked the ground, and in his last moments of life saw seven standing above him. If your expecting another end down here then your a stereotype.

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