ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

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What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Bill and John are talking about types of cheese. The conversation drags on a bit and slowly changes topic. Bill says "I bet you I can bungy jump off a bridge". John chuckles before replying "I bet you can't". They go and find a bridge and Bill puts on his harness and ties himself to the side of the bridge. He throws himself off the edge and falls through the air screaming at the top of his voice. John cuts the bungy cord and Bill dies.

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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