wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

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What do you call a Jewish cop? Officer.

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4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

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A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

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A dyslexic blind man

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There is a car full of black people.

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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It's only racist if you consider them people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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