- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? ni**er

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What is 1+1? It's 2!

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

whats white and pointless? chalk.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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