What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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Sorry, I need to take care of business up here, it is for the best that we do not communicate for a while, suspicions are going to be flaring up all over the place You better keep your head low, the place with the code-name "The Kings Throne" was under attack, but as you might know, its not what it used to be, you should all leave Point Zero in 3-4 hours when the dust has settled. Personally I suspect it is someone from the past, yes rivals, but according to the information nobody that knows who "The Nero" is, so as you can already tell, you and I are in equal danger until this is resolved. I promise to call you someday

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Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

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Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

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What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

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Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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