What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

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Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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I'm so full I could stop eating.

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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