Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

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Google Doodles

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What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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