What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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Christianity

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Choir.

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What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

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Small Penis.

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I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

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What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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The Moon Landing.

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what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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