Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

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A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

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What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

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Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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