Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

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Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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hi dave

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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