Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

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What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

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What's the new green? Green

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Why did the chicken croos the road? He was battling severe depression at the time. His alcoholism was tearing his family apart, he was declining in job performance and his boss threatened to fire him several times. I guess at that point he just decided to end it all. It was horribly tragic, policemen knocking on the door of his wife's chicken roost and informing her of the bad news. As soon as she heard, she rushed to the scene, only to see his mangled body spread across the street, intestines falling out. They held a closed casket funeral. Formal, all black. It was raining by the time the casket was brought to the cemetery to be buried. She hasn't stopped crying since. His children ask her, where's dad, but all she can do is weep. Suicide is bad, kids

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hickory dickory dock no one cares

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

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What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

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