Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

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Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

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Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

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how much could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood? it doesnt matter because they can not chuck wood

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What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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