What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

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1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

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What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

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What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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HEY YOU!!!!

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A Jew! Bless you.

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Neither have I

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Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

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I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

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Your Mom.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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