Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

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Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

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Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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Anti Joke

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