- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

What does two plus two equal? 4

WOw you have no life

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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