- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

woman's lacrosse

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

Women"s Rights

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Yo Mama just died.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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