a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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Velcro. What a rip off.

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women's rights.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

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roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

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why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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cory is gay

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What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

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Anti Joke

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