- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a gay guy Ej

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

ME NAME IS JEFF

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

What doesn't kill you makes you...... A paraplegic

What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

What do you call a black man at school the janitor

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

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