- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Why did Christopher Columbus sail to America? Because sailing was faster than swimming.

I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

You might be redneck if you are... Indian

Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

Knock Knock Whos there? ADD ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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