a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

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daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

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Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

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What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

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How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

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What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

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Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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