There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

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What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

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"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

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