Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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civil rights

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why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

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What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

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Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

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A man on a plane convened his stupid flyer that instead of who in knock-knock jokes it what were, he thought it would funny. Later it really paid off, as they fly very close over water he says "knock knock" "whose there" " Captain Neverlands" "Captain Neverlands wh-...were" "Captain Neverlands IN WATER YOU DUMMY!!!!"

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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A dyslexic blind man

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

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K O O K A B U R R A . . . . . . . . . . ReTweet

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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