A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

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Q., Why did you mum eat mum on ur mom go die mom niga nigga cut me hang me lolololo A.my cat died shut up newb lololololo

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

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Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

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i saw amango it splootered

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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Anti Joke

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