Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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What's really ugly and smells like a hampster? My hampster.

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A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

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Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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