What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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A: B: No pun intended.

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How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

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This statement is false.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Your mom.

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"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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