What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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Chris is hairy

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

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Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

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rarw

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What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

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jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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A boy asked his dad Why are Chinese eyes like that. His dad replied there concentrating that's why there so smart The boy went up to a student in his class and said look I'm like you The teacher asked who told him that he said his dad The dad was called up by the school when the teacher told him what his son did he went GOOZILLA His wife asked him what he was up to and he said farting on her face when she was a sleep 3 days later he found out his wife was cheating on him he knocked on the door only to realize he was on drugs and that he never had a family.

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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