Why are these jokes so funny? I don't know?

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

women's rights

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

womens rights

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

What looks like a dick? A penis

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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