your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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what happened to the guy that got shot in the head? Nothing, it was a water gun.

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an axe

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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Dad: "When I was your age, I had to walk outside to catch the school bus. If it snowed heavily the night before, school was canceled."

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why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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