4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

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Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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