Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

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Q: How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I heard this joke before but I can't remember

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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