What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

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Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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