dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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why couldn't the man rock climb? he didn't have hands

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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Fine, ladies first.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

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