- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

Whats the difference between a fire hydrant and the color green? They're both green. Except the fire hydrant.

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

who do we all like george goodburn

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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