why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

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jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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