GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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