Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

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How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

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- Helen Keller

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

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what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

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The WNBA

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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i lyk 2 eet pup

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"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

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Anti Joke

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