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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

white or wheat? wheat please.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

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