Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Poop...

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The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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Yes. Just Yes.

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

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Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

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Q) A Christian, slightly disabled but perfectly capable man has a packet of Jaffa Cakes. He strolls casually toward the edge of a cliff, rapidly checking his watch. The man slowly examins the packet before gradually opening the packaging. First the box, then the packet. He quickly throws the jaffa cakes over the edge of the cliff, Why? A) The man doesnt like jaffa cakes

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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