- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Ah don’t be sad, Boo’s here to cheer you up!

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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