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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Once upon a time, The end.

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alert("The Game");

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

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I'm homeless.

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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potato farming

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Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

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