Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=341666429240797&set=a.102107073196735.4429.102099916530784&type=1&theater

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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John lazzaro likes dick

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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Hitler

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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