What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father! Luke: You're not my dad!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHA PENIS

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Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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What do you call a black cop? Officer.

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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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