Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Do you like fishsticks No

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What is the difference between a duck?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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Why did the Mexican cross the street? He didn't

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What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

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What's big and purple? Barney

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

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- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

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Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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What what In the butt

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so 3 guys are a plane George W. Bush, a mexican, and a chinese man. the plane is going down because of too much weight they haave to throw things out. The mexcan throws out a suitcase full of tacos and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then the chinese throws out a suitcase full of rice and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then George W. Bush pushes the mexican out and says "we have to enough of these in out country."

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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Anti Joke

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