why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

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Religion.

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A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

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roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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whats brown and smells like shit shit

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Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

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Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

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Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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A walrus walks into a bar

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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