What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

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What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

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What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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Potato salad

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How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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