I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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my captcha says : forkin chickens

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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