What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A piolet you racist!

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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