Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

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Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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yolo mother f-uckaaaa

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

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Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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What is a refrigerator and white all over? A refrigerator

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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