what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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Make me famous

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Dumbledore dies.

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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Canadians

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Communism

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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Antijokes...

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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Myspace

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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I came.

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Why did the little boy run away from Michael Jackson? Because he was scared

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