I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

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Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

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A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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knock knock whos there? nobody

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A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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