Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

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Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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Find the b dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

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A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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An boy with ADHD walks into a

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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