- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

prepares this to get negged

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Justin Bieber

The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

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