What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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Waseem is a hard worker.

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Windows Vista

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Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

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Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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Jaden McMichael

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whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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http://richardfigures.com/

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What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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your no better than a cockroach

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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BOOBALANBOO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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