why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

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What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

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How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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