whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

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Robin, get in the batmobile.

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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