knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

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What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

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A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

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How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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A nigger looked up his family tree and a gorrila shit in his face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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