your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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womens rights.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

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