Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

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Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

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What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

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What what In the butt

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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This joke is the worst joke ever.

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

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Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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