why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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You have friends

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Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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A bar walks into a man

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Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

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