Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

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whats pale and white your ass.

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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hey hey apple

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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A midget walks under a bar

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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Why....... Because.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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