Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

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ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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Dislike this, and I kill myself.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Dedication and hard work

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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Why do girls like Justin beiber Because he can sing good

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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what did the crocodile say to the fish? OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!! and then the fish swam away because of the the weird noise the crock was making...

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

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