It's likely that very few people will read this.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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What's red, white, and blue? light purple

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A russian, a mexican, and an american are all sitting in a tavern. The russian ordered vodka, the mexican orders tequila, and the american orders a beer. When the waiter arrives, the russian throws his vodka into the air, shoots it, and says "we got too many of those in our country". The mexican tosses up his tequila and says "we got too many of those in our country". The american throws up his beer, shoots the mexican, and says "we got too many of those in our country". And then drinks his beer.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Why did the five year old leprosy survivor fall out of the tree? She had no arms, they had to be amputated.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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