What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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sarah taylor

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What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

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A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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YOU

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How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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