- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Don't rape me!

What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

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