Netball.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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A storm be brewin!

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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