this is stupid .... yep

69.... is a number

What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

What killed the name cool? Coolio

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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