Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

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knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

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Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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knock knock piss off

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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Needless to say,

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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