don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

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A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

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What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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