Whats green and tasty? Snot

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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A Frenchman stays and fights

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? He had his legs amputated. He'll never ride his bike again.

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How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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A child with cancer grows up.

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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What's the difference between? Your mom.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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