Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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Women's rights

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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Womens' Rights

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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