why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

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Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

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I'm winning at Scrabble.

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What hurts like hell? HELL

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What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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