- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

like facebook.com/john maon

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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