What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

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i dont hate yu i jus really really dislike yu!!!

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Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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