- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

asians have slitted eyes lol

A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

Black People.

what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

There once was a man from Nantucket.

A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

Sex education in Texas.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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