Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Q; What do you call a dog? A; A dog.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

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