Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education. It is also possible that he was chosen for the position because of acquaintances or family members who were also employed by the company, but many people would consider it impolite to bring up this possibility, as it might be construed as denigrating the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study.

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

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what is the color of a burp burple

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why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

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Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

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What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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