what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

My Girlfriend

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

corey is a nipplepotomus

You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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