- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

A guy has cancer. He dies.

whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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