- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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knock knock!! kanye west

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

What did the mime say to the girl? .......

What's funny and arousing? This joke.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

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