woman's rights

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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A handicapp walks into a bar

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what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here!" The other one says "We're both going to die in here and nobody will hear us scream."

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

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salad days!

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

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Y u do dis?

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Here's another:

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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Anti Joke

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