- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

Praise Paisley

Murder me once, shame on you.

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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