How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

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Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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Major League Soccer

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what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

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It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

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What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

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why was the man sad? his wife died

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This is an anti joke

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What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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