What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

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Q: what do you call a black guy on the moon A: An astronaut you resist bastard

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

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A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

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Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

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A 8 year old kid and his dad are having quality time at the park,and relax at a nearby picnic bench after a thrilling game of tag."I love you." says the son. The father about to respond,promptly gets shot by 3 stray military issue assault rifle bullets that came from a heated dispute about a stolen car that got way out of hand. He dies,and the kid ran crying a long distance away. After he gets himself in a dark alley with nobody else around he laughs,and mutters "The plan went perfectly!" He pulls out a detonator and presses it. The White House,Washington Monument,and several nuclear power plants across the continental United States blow up,killing millions of people.The child,also in possession of nuclear bombs, holds the entire world hostage and becomes ruler of the entire planet Earth. Fin.

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What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

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What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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Woman's Rights.

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When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

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Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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smug face >:}

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Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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