what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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kieran is a homosexual

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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