Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, he hops up to the bartender, and asks for a martini. The bartender, not knowing exactly what to do, goes into the back to his boss's office. He says "Hey, there's a kangaroo up front askin' for a martini...do we serve kangaroos?" His boss replies "Ya, of course, but these kangaroos, they aren't too smart, so charge him like 50 bucks for the drink." The bartender agrees and goes back up front to serve the kangaroo. He pours the martini and hands it to the kangaroo, the kangaroo thanks him and says "How much do I owe you?" The bartender replies "50 bucks." The kangaroo then reaches into his pouch, pulls out a fifty dollar bill, and puts it on the counter. He finishes his drink and begins to hop away. As he is leaving, the bartender says "Hey, wait, we don't get many of your kind around here, why is that?" And the kangaroo replies "I'm not surprised at THESE prices!!!" and hops out.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

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there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

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Your mother is so fat that it became a problem affecting everyone close in her life. Her new year's resolution was to lose weight, and surprisingly, has become quite healthy since then.

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What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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Poop

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Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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