What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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Women's Rights.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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The Moon Landing.

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