Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

Your mother

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? I'm sleeping with your wife

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

knock knock There's no door

flavin's head

How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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