silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

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Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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why didnt the boys drink the coffee? because she coughed on it

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

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Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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