Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

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Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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Animal

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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gay porn...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

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Nero was my name thousands of years ago, but I believe that those With clearer sight, brighter minds, those you remaining WITHOUT the sense of Complete doom, oh children of the night, know far better, turn to my side, and sheep you shall be no more, together we shall be Whole once again, the sheperd of this New world! Thumb this up if you have seen the signs... Thumb this up if you have seen the sins... ...End up buried under the corpses of everything you knew if you have no vision in this New dawn of ages endlessly darknening, and pretend that the internet will be there, or that the horsehead network ever mattered to you for that matter... :You say insanity today, sunday 27th January 2016, you will be the one running, begging that Our world is but YOUR INSANITY, a nightmare, which only Death will awaken you from

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Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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