why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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A guy walks into a bar carrying an octopus under his arm. The bartender asks him, "say, buddy, what's with the octopus?" and the man replies, "this is the most intelligent octopus in the world. In fact, I bet you $100 that it can play any instrument you give it." The bartender snickers at the other patrons, and puts $100 on the bar. He motions the man over to the piano by the wall. The man puts the octopus on the piano, but it nothing happens. The octopus is dead, because it's been out of the water for a while. The bartender looks at the man sadly, as two psychiatric orderlies from the local mental hospital take the visitor away to the looney bin, after another patron called the police. The bartender never gets his $100, and now he has to clean up the godawful mess on his piano.

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

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Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

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I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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This is an anti- joke

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