What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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What's worse than losing your phone? Getting raped anal until phones fall out

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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MOOOOOOOOOOO

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How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

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What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

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i have yougurt with tractor

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What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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