What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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WEED!

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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