I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

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Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

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Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

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Whats blue and smells like grass? Boise States football field

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

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How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

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What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

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why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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Anti Joke

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