whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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Q: What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Nothing, they never met! :)

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Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Who is a better president, Bush or Obama? Both have their Pros and Cons.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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split your ass cheek

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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I need a good anti joke....

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What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

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Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

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What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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