What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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What is life? Paul.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

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Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

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what happend when a blind guy tried to save a guy from a fire big mistake they both died

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what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

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Why shouldn't I go out today? Well I haven't done any work today. Actually no. It's not that. I'd have to ask my guardian Sally to bring out the wheelchair, and well, I'm afraid of her. She beats me. My hobbies are playing football, watching Loose Women and looking at pictures of Gary Barlow on Google Images.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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