what do fish smoke? sea weed

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Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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your mother is so lesbian

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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YOU

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I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

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