Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

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why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

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A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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just in time?

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

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i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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