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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

Womens rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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