"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

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Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

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Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

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Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

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man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

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Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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Why did the man buy fruits at the store? Because they were available, on sale, and the man was hungry, so he wanted to eat fruit at that time, he then got into his car, but thought to himself first, "I should unlock my car so I can open the door," so he does so, and sits in the drivers seat eating his fruit, he drives off to his home, arrives safely, and greets his family as he enters the house, then they sit down, eat dinner, and go to sleep, the next day, the man goes to the store, and buys vegetables

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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