What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

why did everyone in the swimming pool move away from the woman... because she had a miscarriage

hey im leon and i love the chuckie

Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

So a bear walks into a bar. Everyone in there goes hysterical with the fright. Two people are killed by it.

Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

I met a man today. His name was John.

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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