What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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whats a joke

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Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

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how did the little girl die cancer

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

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Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

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why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

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A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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No your aunties a joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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