What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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Dancing Potatoe!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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hi

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roses are red violets are too im bleeding

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Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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fridge

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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