Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

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a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

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whats small and sexually confused? YOu

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

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what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

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What's 9 +10 19

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? He had his legs amputated. He'll never ride his bike again.

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Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

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Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

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Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

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Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

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A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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A boy walks into a baker, asks for a loaf of bread. The baker enquires "White or brown?" to which the boy replies "It doesn't matter, I've got my bike."

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Anti Joke

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