Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

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uhyuyuyhyuuuhuyuhh rice crispies

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I was in the 74th hunger games I hid in the cornucopia until almost everyone was dead. Then I saw Katniss and Peeta so while they were distracted with night lock I pulled a rubber chicken out of my ass and beat the shit out of them till they died then I won the 75th hunger game also. They asked me to be there mocking jay but I killed them all and blew the plane up in the Capitol the end. By Adam Chebali

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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my bubbles!

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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What does? 42

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Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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Pull my finger ouch..

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

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What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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