- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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