Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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I? Everett

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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A man walks into a bar and gets drink

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a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and it's ruining his life.

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Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

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What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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