Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

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A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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