selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

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? I hate niiggers ?

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

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A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

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det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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