- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

A man. That is all.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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