Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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