How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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What does water taste like? Water

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What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

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Justin Bieber

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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lol

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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Jovan

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

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What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

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Neil Lewis

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How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

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What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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