What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, technically speaking, chickens lack the capability to cross said road because chances are that it was a highway because highways cover 64% of america's roads. This being said, the possibility of a chicken being able to cross is is highly improbable. So to answer the question.... BACON!!!

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

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What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

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how do you make a plumber cry you kill his family

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

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Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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mooooh im a cow

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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Canada's army

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