What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

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I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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Santa isn't real

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

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What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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This statement is false.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

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roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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