What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

thumb_up thumb_down +26

A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

thumb_up thumb_down -49

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

thumb_up thumb_down -34

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

thumb_up thumb_down

Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

Judge: Why did you hit your wife with a hockey stick, Mr. Johnson? Mr. Johnson: My father and mother were mutually abusive when I grew up. As you may have guessed, this gave me a skewed view of the dynamics between husband and wife, as well as causing me to hide my emotions from myself as a defense mechanism. As a sociopath, I feel no remorse for this occurrence.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

thumb_up thumb_down -21

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

thumb_up thumb_down -15

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Canada's army

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

thumb_up thumb_down -30

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops