What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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so...um, yeah

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

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Anti Joke

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