Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

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Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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Once upon a time a was born

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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