Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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Neither have I

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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