A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

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What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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Maturity is a virtue.

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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pup

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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