Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

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"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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Worst joke ever

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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