- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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