Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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"Lady's and Gentlemen, hobos and trams Cross side mosquitoes and bald legged ants Pull up a chair and sit on the floor and I'll tell you I've never heard before Of one bright day in the middle of night Two dead boys got up to fight Back to Back they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other A deaf policeman heard the noise Came and killed the two dead boys If you don't believe this lie is true Ask the blind man he saw it too"

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

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potatoes

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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Measurology: The measurement of your measure can measure the measurement of measures, along with measurements exceeding the measurements of measurement, with measures at the measurement of measuring measured measures. - ToFlyForU_28

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whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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