In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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Grace Ackerson

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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Badabing.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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