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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

what did the kid say when he could not find his shoe? wheres my shoe?

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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