Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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There was a girl who dumped her diver boyfriend because she couldn’t get him to give her a pearl out of an oyster. This particularly female has rather high expectations for her significant others.

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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What's 9+10 Ebola

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IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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stop it ryan vallee

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

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John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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