what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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you.

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knock knock Goodbye

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Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

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Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

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Hello penis

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

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You sick fiend

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Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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