- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

Where did John go? Refrigerator

How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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