One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

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If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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