Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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The joke below is absolute shit.

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

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Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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