Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

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how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

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A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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