What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

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GONNA

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

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