Where would canada be without nature? still here

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

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Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

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What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

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A: B: No pun intended.

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

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Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

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There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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