- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

What time is it? 12:03 AM

i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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