What's 9+10? 19.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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why did arno fly away? he was a bird

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

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What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Breast cancer.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

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Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

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