Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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Where's my tractor?

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

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what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

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"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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