What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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Keanu Reaves

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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i lost the game

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

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