i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

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What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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The game.

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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Rylan Clark

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

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what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

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How many arabs can fit in a 2007 honda accord? legally up to 5

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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Do you know what they say? Words

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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