So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

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Slavery

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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