Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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oooh look a banshee

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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don't look behind you

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

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your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

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You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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Autism speaks but not really

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

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