My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

knock knock!? . . No.

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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