Why can't february march Because april may

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

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a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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why did the chicken cross the street? ... ... ... oh... come on, ask why!

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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The jinx machine just stole your money... ... this poem was supposed to be funny

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why was the man sad His got raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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