Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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