What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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THE GAME.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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