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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

How do you stop a bus? throw a boy with an ice cream cone infront of the bus. but...come to think of it, that may not work. he might drop the ice cream on top of it >:l

What's your guys names?

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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