What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, seeing as the slaughterhouse was directly across the road from the farm where the chicken lived, the man who owned the farm led his flock of chickens across the street when they were of age and fattened up so that they could be inhumanly massacred in order to process an order of chicken nuggets.

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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