How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Robin, Get in the Car

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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... Chan chan

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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