So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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What moos like a cow? Another cow

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

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Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

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"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

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What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

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Is J.P. dumb? Yes

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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