- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

Penis

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

Why didn't the Asian student ask for a calculator? Because he was busy washing the dishes and thought a calculator would be completely inappropriate for the situation at hand.

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