Cameron is a r e t a r d

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If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

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Don't rape me!

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Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

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What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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Its a long story, I got two balance nerves, I technically got four ear drums (relax you cant see it nor anything,neither can doctors without weird unpleasant stuff), I got about twice the number of synapses as regular people, and well, that makes me pretty damn good at some things, and a total retard at others.

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A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

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An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

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Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

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Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

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Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

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Woman Rights

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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