My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

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What's black and hangs from a tree in my yard? A tire, and it also happens to be a swing.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

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Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

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What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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It's only racist if you consider them people.

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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