Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

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u know whats a crime? rape

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

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Bumsniffer

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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Dead girls can't say no.

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