I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one. he was an electrician

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A frog in a blender

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I'm a Schizophrenic And so am I

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

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A man walks into a room with a sly grin on his face, "Tom, have I got a joke to tell YOU!" Tom hurriedly shoos Susie into her bedroom and tells her to lock the door and not open it no matter what. Tom turns to the man, "I've told you twice before to never come back here, I'm beginning to think that you probably don't take what I say very seriously because you might have some sort of chemical imbalance or something in your head, or maybe you're obsessed with my family or something!" The man hangs his head in shame and agrees with Tom, but Tom still had to do something about the intruder so he called the cops. The cops took him to get psychologically analyzed, but Tom didn't know this because he only cared that his daughter Susie was safe and he also doesn't have access to the testing facility's records. Tom is an only father.

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Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

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Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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