Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

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Penis

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

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In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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