Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

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Oliver's friends

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

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What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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robin, get in the car.

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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This sentence is a lie.

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Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

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A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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batman has diarrhea

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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