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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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