Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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a skinny sumo wrestler

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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what is very tall and red a very tall red building

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

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