why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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Roses are red. Violets are purple

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

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jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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