roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

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A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

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What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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kill yourself

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

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