Why did the horse insult the postage stamp? He didn't. Horses can not speak English nor can anything verbally or physically critique a postage stamp and make it feel any emotional distress.

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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whats worse than school? Summer school

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Reading the same holocaust anti-jokes for the third time. Well the holocaust is worse, but that's not the point.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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