Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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