- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

I have suicidal thoughts

a man walked into a bar and said ow

A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Why did the child cross the road? Nobody knows, he forgot to look both ways got hit by a truck and suffered severe head trauma leading memorie loss.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

Iggy Azalea

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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