if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

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Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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Your mom.

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: He was in one tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over to warn everybody in the other tower and while he was in the other tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on that park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich...not too much mayo...just the way he likes it.)

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If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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