- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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