what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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Jake was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. His wife looks down and sees a scale.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

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Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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