Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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a irish man walks past a bar

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

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DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

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Knock Knock The doors already open

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A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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