Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

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What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

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What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. Everyone shoots her.

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*knock knock* "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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lol a man is drowning

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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