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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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