Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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What made the lady dance? Bandz!

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Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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