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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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