What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

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I'm Batman.

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What's the deal with brown?

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Cancer.

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

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- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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