What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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my shift key is broken1

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What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

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Anything involving women..

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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