Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

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How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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