AIDS.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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What flys? A fly

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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if you read this you are gay

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

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What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

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What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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