- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Click here to end the world.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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