I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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Mitt Romney for president.

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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Anti Joke

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