- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

I AM DISSAPOINTED

Hey what time is it. 3:15

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

Potato.

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

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