What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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Jimmy Saville

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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Error 37.

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Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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Black people are clen.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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A man walks into a bar. Except it was a metal bar, like a pole. So he got hurt.

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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