Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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Whats worse than a joke? This

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

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What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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