Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

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If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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whats long and green? weed

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

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A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

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An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

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Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

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What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

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why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Title IX

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I was once a hamster.

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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