What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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What time is it? 10:58

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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womens rights.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

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My childhood friend said she had a bad breakup with her husband (yeah husband), and that she needed a really stiff one. Come on! How was I supposed to know she was talking about alcohol! She did blush and smile after I pulled my pants down however, that`s like seven out of ten right? I mean I was just trying to help a friend out right? And myself, fine myself, but it will be a total win/win situation, you know... Those where you win twice? "Dont worry, Im not comming" *pewpew*

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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