Without geometry life would be pointless

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Men's rights

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

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What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

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Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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Anti Joke

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