Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

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im not food

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

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your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

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Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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the economy.

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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