how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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gay rights

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Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

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AIDS.

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Obviously way more than is considered acceptable or safe, considering his recent public outbursts and problems with addiction.

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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