What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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I had sex with my mother in law

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Cause he was dead.

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What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

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What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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what does a chair look like? a chair.

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

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On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

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alert('The Game')

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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