An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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My parents died!

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

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A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

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A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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