why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

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Mike tyson

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

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Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

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What's the differrence between a park bench and a black person... A park bench can support a family

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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