Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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