bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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Man 1: What's blue and goes blub blub? Man 2: I don't know what? Man 1: A blue blub blub. What's green and goes blub blub? Man 2: A green blub blub? Man 1: There's no such thing as a green blub blub you moron.

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Knock knock Whos there? ... You got ding dong ditched

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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