Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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