Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

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What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

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The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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