Once, I went to Peru.

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

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Morning wood.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Woman's rights

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a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

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A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Ms Leong Sux

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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That is a bad anti-joke down there | V

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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