What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

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How did the mecanic die? He drowned

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Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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This is not a joke

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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this website even though its hilarious.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

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A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

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So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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