Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

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Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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Your mum is dead

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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What did the president do for the people? ...

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What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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robin, get in the car.

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Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

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What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

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When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

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How many chicken feathers are there in a 50 pound bag? 50 pounds worth Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a duck Why did the man cross the road? It was duck season A woman is dying but can't reach her husband. Why? A duck ate his cell-phone A pig walks into a bar but there is no bartender. Where is she? Dead A duck hunter is selling a duck to a man. The man only pays the duck hunter a quarter. Why? It was full of chicken feathers.

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a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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