Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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How much Is a free app on my market?

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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who drinks pee? katness

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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A bar walks into a man

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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What's big? Jupiter.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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