how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

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Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

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