What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

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What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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