A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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roses are red, violets are violet.

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Penis

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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