What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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What do u call 4 black men in a car? A: carpooling

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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Your Mother is so stupid that not only can she not peform basic mathematical sums, but she frequantly makes spelling errors

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Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

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Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

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Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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Knock Knock CUM IN!

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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