Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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What is the difference between John and John Nothing

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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I went to the bookstore to buy me a Where's Waldo book. I looked through the store and couldn't find it anywhere.... Well played waldo, well played.

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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