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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

A man and a prostitute walk into a bar. they have a few drinks then proceed to a hotel room where the man has sexual intercourse with the woman in exchange for money. The man then leaves while the woman stays in the hotel room and cries cause she hadn't achieved any of her dreams or life ambitions.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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