So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

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Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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