Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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Your Mom

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roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

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why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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penis

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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