What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

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Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

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Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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Potato.

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

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What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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Fucked up quotes: "When walking trough hell, keep going!" (I just turn back and walk the other way thank you, I mean worst case I walk trough heaven right?" "Never give up, ever ever ever ever ever..." (Ill just end it with etc because I gave up something as hard as... Typing?) "Curiosity killed the cat" (Translated: "Curiosity kills, stay inside forever" What?)

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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a black man did not eat chicken.

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