Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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im gay

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

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Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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