How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

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Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

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What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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HI MY NAME IS DOUG

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

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Anti Joke

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