Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

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whats funnier than 24? 25

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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roy g biv

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What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

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soccor

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

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