Neither does he.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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I love you

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

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What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

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What hurts like hell? HELL

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

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What do you call a plane full of Arab guys? Something not so good.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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