Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

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Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

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Poop

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

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What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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