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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

What did the working mother get her son for Christmas? Empty promises.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

A man and his wife are disagreeing about what type of car to get. The wife continously nags him about getting her something that will go from 0-200 in 4 seconds, so he gets her a scale and buys himself a truck, 1 min later an abulance is called because the wife hit the husband with his new car.

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

well use a tissue!

What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a 1,000,000 dollar car I don't have a 1,000,00 dollar car

It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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