Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

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Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? Generally one, but as the situation varies so does the number.

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I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

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What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

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What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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