Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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