- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

Cole is "good" at soccer

what do you call your cousin drew? drouchebag

As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

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