the sky is green no it is not

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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Kys

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Woman's rights.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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poop

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Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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Anti Joke

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