Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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which one is easiest

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Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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Your mom is so fat that when she steps on the scale, it displays a very large number.

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A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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Do you speak alien? Hola.

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory? Repeated absences and stealing.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

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roses are grey violets are grey everything is? grey i'm colour blind fml

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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