Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

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Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

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There once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he awoke with a fright in the middle of the night to find he had eaten the gel packets that came with them and died of cancer.

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Mmmm, donuts

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Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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