- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Loperson

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Men

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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