- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

j.p. is dumb

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