Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

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What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

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You should never talk to strangers.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

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One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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What comes after 69? mouthwash

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Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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