- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

bryden is a faggot

How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

What comes after 69? 70

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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