How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

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A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

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Yellow People !!

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Dogs

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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im a dragon, no im not

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Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

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tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

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yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

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What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

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I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

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Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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