I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

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knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

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I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

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Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

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Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

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daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

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You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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