- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Why did the baby die? It got shot.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

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