kcuf read it backwards

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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Chuck Norris and 2 other cowboys were out in the old west. After a long day of travel in the desert, the three of them set up camp for the night. Having sat around their fire silently for some time, the first of the cowboys decided to speak up. "You know," he said, "I believe I am the manliest man here! Why, this one time I was riding all alone through the desert on my manly horse when I stumbled upon a town that had no name. Upon entering the town, I realized that the townspeople were in a panic. Everyone was fleeing for their lives and screaming. So I grabbed the nearest woman to me around the neck and demanded of her, 'What the hell is going on around here?!!!' The woman, terrified, only managed to stammer and point. Low and behold, there was a wild bull skewering people through the heart. So, what did I do? I got down off my tall horse and grabbed the bull by the horns and looked him straight in the eyes, broke his neck, crushed his testicles, rammed my fist into his chest, pulled out his heart and ate it! That is how much of a man I am!" There was silence quite for a while. Soon the other cowboy cleared his voice and said: "You, know, that's pretty good, but I am more of a man than that! Why, this one time, me and a few of my manly buddies were off on a horse trip. I was bringing up the rear of the line when all of a sudden I heard a commotion at the front of the line. Kicking my fine horse with my spurs, I raced ahead to see what was the matter. Low and behold, there was a twenty-foot rattler that had consumed my friend whole! So, what did I do? I got down off my tall horse and ran over to the snake, grabbed him around the neck, crushed his testicles, bit off his head, sucked the venom from its cold, lifeless body and then spit it upon the dry ground like acid! That is how much of a man I am!" After this, there was another silence. The two cowboys looked one another over, each recognizing the other to be a fine specimen of what it is to be a man. They then both patiently waited to hear Chuck Norris' response. But there was only silence. Off in the distance an owl hooted. A coyote howled. Still, silence. Chuck Norris didn't say a word; he merely continued to sit calmly and stir the coals of the fire with his penis.

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A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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Lil' Wayne

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Bob dole

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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