- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's as bad as doing something you don't like? Doing another thing you don't like

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

i hate non minorities!

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

who farted? umm........that guy.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

What did the priest say to the young African American male? Good to see you again Robert. That community service we did at Morris Park last Friday should give a real boost to the infrastructure of the already stellar community we live in.

There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Women's rights.

Do you like your life? No. OK.

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