Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

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Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

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Your Mother is so kind that when I see her I say hello and ask her how she has been

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I've got a boner

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TOBUSCUS

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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Knock Knock Yes?

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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