Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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Wait! hundred billions!

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

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