my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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what does a granny look best in? 1950

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Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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