What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

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There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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black chicken. kfc

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

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What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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Knock Knock CUM IN!

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