What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

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Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

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What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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whats 2+2? 4

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

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A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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I love pissing people off :P

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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