Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: Well, he was in the first tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over warn everybody in the second tower. While he was in the second tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL! Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on a park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich with extra mayonnaise)

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

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What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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the cow goes moo

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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