what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

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What did the man say to the other man? Hi

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

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What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

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