what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

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You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

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This is not a joke or is it

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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knock knock who's there no one

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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fabien

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Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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