are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

why wont me daughter eat my feces

Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

Women's Rights.

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

Waffles ate my grandma

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

how did the man die he didnt

What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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