Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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lol

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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Baseball

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There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kelly Oh hi Kelly! Long time no see! I know! I've been my working fingers to the bone ever since I got that promotion and I barely have any free time! That must be tough. It is but it pays bills! Being a mother of three isn't a task for the faint of heart. Now Kelly,I was wondering how you thought of the remodeled kitchen....

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Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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Anti Joke

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