What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

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Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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Atheism

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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