How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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Harry Styles

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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nipple

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Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Your mam is so fat.

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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