Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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Child Prostitution.

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What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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The WNBA

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A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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WNBA

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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Yes.

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