What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

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Priority parking for hybrid cars

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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Anti Joke

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