Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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Women's rights.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

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Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

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What's long and black? A line at KFC.

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Women's rights

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An american, a brit and a mexican are on a plane. The brit throws out a bag of tea, explaining to the confused others: "We have so much tea in England we can just throw it out!". The mexican proceeds by throwing a bag of peppers out, explaining "We have so much peppers in Mexico, we can just throw it out!". The american proceeds to throw the mexican out of the plane. "Why did you do that?!" exclaimed the brit. The american turned around. "He killed my wife."

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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Anti Joke

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