What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

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Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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