Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

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liam buchan is gay !

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Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

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Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

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What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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