why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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I am very humble.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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