VITAMIN C!

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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It was a dark and stormy night. The whole family waiting for the phone to ring as they await for a criminal to give instructions. Then the phone rings... RING RING Jeffery: "Hello? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. No sir please don't! No, have mercy! Yes sir. No sir, no. Yes sir. Bye." Donald: "What did the man say?" Jeffery: "Wrong number..."

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What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

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How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

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a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

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How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

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Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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