There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

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A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

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