Q: What's black and can crash into you A: a black guy in a car

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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Denard Robinson

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

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What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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Mexicans are like waffles

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How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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After pursuing a speeding vehicle for 10km at speeds ranging from 120 - 160km/h, the police officer managed to stop the driver. The driver of the vehicle rolled down the window and asked, "What seems to be the problem officer?" to which the police officer replied, "It sounds like one of your cylinders is firing incorrectly, you have a fairly large amount of carbon build-up on and around your exhaust pipe."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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