Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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whats the dif...mexicans are gay

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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Hillary Clinton

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

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Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

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JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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Anti Joke

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