What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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John Rustenburg at the dinner table

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Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

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If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

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bees knees

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yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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Whats two plus two Four!

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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