Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

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How did the baby cross the road? The baby got stapled to a chicken

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4/20.

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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Well... My reputation is still kinda exaggerated apparently. What you experienced is called astral projection, some people claim it is the same as lucid dreaming, I beg to differ, the difference is vast. You basically just admitted that people believe much more in you, than you believe in yourself, without believing hypnosis does not work, people are like "bah its just suggestions", its true, but underestimating the power of suggestions is a pretty bad call.

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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these are shit

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What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

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800 people died last year. end of story

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No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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