What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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balls

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

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What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

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What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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