How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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