why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

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What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

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Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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Chuck Norris screams in pain.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

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Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

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Help I'm being raped!

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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Anti Joke

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