why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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justin beiber sucks

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

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hahah i just thought of a funny joke!!!!!!

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

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What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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What is worse than the Holocost? Keeping the Jews alive.

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Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

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Anti Joke

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