What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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I would rape her

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Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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You know whats funny Aids

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

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this website is non-operational.

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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the WNBA.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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