Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

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This is an anti-joke.

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

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what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

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What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

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What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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A boy eats 3 pounds of candy, 2 whole pizzas, and drinks 10 beers. Why did he puke? Someone came out of nowhere, and kicked him in the nuts

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What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

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