what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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ass in my face ? no

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Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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If you put two black men in an empty room, what will they do? They will most likely try to figure out why they have been put in such a confusing scenario. Then one of the black men will suggest the possibility that maybe they are being used as a subject of a joke. The other black man agrees then they both hang themselves since they have no other purpose in life.

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What did the hot rod say to the other hot rod Its hot in here

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

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Walnut

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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