What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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The Labour Party.

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

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why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

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A scientists walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him, and asks him what he wants to drink. The scientist replies, "Just a coke, today. I'm driving."

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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