Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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men's rights.

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Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

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An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

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My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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