Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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vaginas are pretty!!!!

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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Anti Joke

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