What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

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What's funnier than 24? My life.

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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WNBA

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Knock Knock Good one...

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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