No.

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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Cripples are lame.

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Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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Knock Knock Come in

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Women can vote? wtf

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

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Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

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What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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