what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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The Female Orgasm

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Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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Choir.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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What does the fox say? Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding!

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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Im gay What about you

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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your face.

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