What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

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'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

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The game!

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What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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