what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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Jews

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A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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So you all no Dora right, well why is she always lost in the forest wit her friend boots? Whats the deal with the map everybody knows maps cannot talk!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with the makers of the show!!!!!!!!

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he (assuming he bears male reproductive organs) saw some corn on the other side (using the light rays refracted primarily by his cornea onto the retina) which is his staple diet as he is a herbivorous chicken. As corn is the producer of the food chain in question and the chicken is the primary consumer, a fox being the secondary and an angry farmer being the tertiary, he needs to ingest this food source in order to obtain the glucose required to produce adenosine triphosphate by the process of aerobic respiration in the mitochondria of his chicken cells. Thus, the chicken crossed the road.

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Black, det er geita, banke driten ut av Anders, han griner, dreper ikke, vil du ha telefonen eller? Jeg kommer med den litt senere, skal bare tørke blodet først pønsha han hardt i tryne blør ifra knyttnevene, skal jeg knekke bena på han eller noe? Geita. Ps Pen fitte har du flere bilder av a elle? Hvilket rom?

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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