Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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Q:What did the turtle say to the jaguar? A: Well, a turtle and a jaguar live in totally different habitats, turtles live in water while jaguars live in grasslands, so it would be unlikely for them to cross paths and communicate. Turtles and jaguars are unable to speak and, if a jaguar were to talk to a turtle, the turtle would be unable to make out words because turtles can only pick up vibrations. And, they would have nothing to talk about.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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