What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch!

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

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What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

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Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

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Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

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What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

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What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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So there's a man named Moses. He prays to God for a donkey to transport him from Bethlahem to Jerusalem. God granted his wish. God said" To make the donkey go, you must say Hallelujah. To make it stop you say Go". Moses rode off happily. Suddenly the donkey went off trail and was headed towards a steep cliff. Moses kept saying stop, stop, stop. He remembered what God had said, and had said Go. They stopped one inch before falling down. Moses thanked the lord and said " Thank You Jesus, Hallelujah." And down they went.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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