How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

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A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

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Lets just say that we are beyond the stage where I am "just" trying, by the way, you might want to search that last comment for double negatives. Or you know NOT NOT. Do not take my word for it, but if I am not wrong, the bacteria (yogurt) leaves afterwards, so you are eating milk that has been eaten and then.. You know... A common "side effect" of hypnosis, is that when it is used, the one hypnotized (both in this case) end up feeling a "strange" case of closeness, stronger bonds, friendship etc, scientists wonder why... ITS LIKE DUH! WE BOTH REVEAL DEEP SECRETS TO EACH OTHER! THINGS WE DO NOT EVEN USUALLY TELL OURSELVES! Its a literal no brainer, scientits can go fuck themselves, because as far as I know, thats the only fuck they ever get.

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What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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What do you call a gay dog? Steve

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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