Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

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What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to the restroom and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. He goes to the restroom again and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. Guess what happens next? A. He goes to the restroom to urinate B. He buys another drink C. He flirts with a very attractive lady D. Goes home and masturbates

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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