What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

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A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A. 17.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I am colorblind, How about you?

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

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A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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