Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling. All the other ducklings made fun of the ugly duckling for being so ugly, and the little duckling felt bad. "Why do I have to be such an ugly duckling?," he asked. However one day, the duckling grew up and became........well, an ugly duck. Turns out he was just an ugly duck. The end.

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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