Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

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What Did The Boy With No Arms Or Legs Get For Christmas? Cancer.

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch". The nearby patrons ask him what is ailing him.

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PENIS

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender refuses to give the woman alcohol because he acknowledges a health risk for her unborn child.

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Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

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What did one duck say to the other? Quack.

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Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

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