So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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...Jack Vale

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

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Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

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Asians

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How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

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why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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