Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Most of her friends have encouraged her to contact the IRS about this to see if she can start a repayment plan for her back-taxes or obtain some sort of federal assistance. Otherwise, Ms. Keller is likely to suffer serious legal consequences.

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What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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