Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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I was so fat I went on a diet

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Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

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Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

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Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

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You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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