There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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y u no like me joke?

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

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What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

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I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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