knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

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child labor

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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Tic tac toe. I never met my father

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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This is an anti-joke.

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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But who would want to sell us out and why?

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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