A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 283,000,322,249,390

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Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

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your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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Neither does he.

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What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? No, the impact of the colliding objects being the tree and the ground causes a disturbance in the silence thus causing a sound. The tree gets too much credit.

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women's rights

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