ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

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What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

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My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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