What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

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how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

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Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

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Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

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Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

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knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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