How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's a trick question: feminists can't change anything.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

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There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

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ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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I <3 Hitler

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a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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Kenny G

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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Anti Joke

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