Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

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What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

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Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

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what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

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We are lawyers

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roses are red violets are blue you should have been aborted

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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What do you get when you cross a duck with a cat? You can't. The current state of genetic engineering will not allow avian DNA and mammalian DNA to be combined.

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

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Hi poop!

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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