- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

A seal walks into a club.

Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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