Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

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even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

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how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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A black man walks out of a police station

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

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have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

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There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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