Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

knock knock whos there? how should I know?

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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