why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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How old are you? 20

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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"Wow, that was so funny i fell off my dinosaur!" Dinosaurs went extinct in the late Cretaceous period, about 65 million years ago. Commonly believed by scientists across the world to have been caused by an ancient meteor that crashed in the current day Yucatán peninsula in Mexico. Also, even if you were around during the Cretaceous period, i assure you that no dinosaur would let you climb on top of it, let alone ride it while you're not highly terrified because of the sheer danger of the experience. Now unless you are 65 million years old, I highly doubt you laughed so hard that you fell off the dinosaur that you supposedly own.

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

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Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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A rabbit enters in apharmacy and asks for a carrot. The man says:"There aren´t any carrots in here." In the next two days the same happens, but the man replies that he'll hammer the rabbit if he comes back. In the other day, the rabbit is found dead with a bloody hammer nearby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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