Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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I only like NY as a friend.

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Black People.

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

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Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

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What is the difference between a snail and whale? A loaf of bread

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