what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

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How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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What do you call a snake with no arms? Normal. What do you call an amphibian with no arms? A caecilian. What do you call a girl with no arms? A poor, poor soul that is unfortunate enough to have had an amputation when young. Now, she can't go in public without being stared at. She can't catch herself when she trips. She can't ride a bike, bake cookies for her family, or be a NASA astronaut like she always dreamed. She is the normal ASDF Movie character.

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Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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This is not a good joke.

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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