A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

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Republicans

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

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Bob dole

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Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

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whats black and white? a zebra

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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Your mother

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Anti Joke

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