Once, I went to Peru.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

Freedom of Speech

Knock knock whos there punctuation

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

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What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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