One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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What's black, white, and hungry? The population of Zimbabwe.

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What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

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“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

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Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

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Anti Joke

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