- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

every cloud has a silver lining

Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

Women's Rights

What happens when you put two black people in a blender? That is physically impossible, you cannot fit two people in an ordinary blender.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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