why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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1+2 = 6

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

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What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

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What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

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your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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