Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

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What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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Obama lin Baden.

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What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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david poredos

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

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Why did the man die in his office? Because a storm five miles away took down a power line that fell onto a truck igniting the fuel in it causing an explosion that started a forest fire that burned down another power line causing a spark to fly out of the man's phone and into his ear, killing him instantly.

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N-E Pats never cheated

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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