Nock Nock It's open.

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

The FCC

Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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