What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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hi

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

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People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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