What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

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Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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why did the girl fell off the hammock? because she didn't have arms and why didn't she got up? 'cause she had no legs and why didn't anyone helped her? 'cause she had no friends and why did she die? 'cause she fell into a puddle facing down

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Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

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What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

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Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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