Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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JEWS

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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women's rights

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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