What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

Swag.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

i heart wiener

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

snowglobe

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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