"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

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John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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What did the prisoner receive on his 44th birthday? Well obviously all mail in prisons is checked, but nothing dangerous was found. He received a book on different types of steam engines (he is a railway fan), some chocolate (galaxy caramel, which is his favourite), a crossword challenge book (he gets bored in his cell) and the anti joke book.

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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