A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

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What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

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Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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