what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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Q. who's george porchy?

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Leave her alone...

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What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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BOOBALANBOO

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What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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Pickles

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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