Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

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Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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i have read and agree to the terms of service

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Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

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knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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Communism is very bad........well........look at China's economy

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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