"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

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yo momma so fat. that shes fat

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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Give me thumbs up!

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

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OBAMA

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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