A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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What swims in the ocean? Fish

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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boobs

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

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No.

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