An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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A lot eh?

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Man: Did It Hurt Woman: Did what hurt? Man: When your legs were crushed after being run over by that semi

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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A little blind girl goes up to her mum and says, "Mummy, mummy, when will I be able to see?" Her mum replies "I'll tell you what, I'll take you to the chemist and get you some special cream for your eyes and you will be able to see in the morning." So off they went to the chemist, got the cream, and went home, all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited at the prospect of being able to see again. Once they got home, the mother put the cream on the little girls eyes, wrapped a bandage around her head, and took her to bed. The following morning the little girl stumbled into her mums bedroom and excitedly shouted "Quick mummy, take off the bandage so that i will be able to see again." So the mother slowly took of all the bandages, taking her time, and all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited. Once they were off the little girl said "But mummy, I still can't see." To which the mother replied, "April fool!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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sky silverstein

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