Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

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How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

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A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

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What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

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What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

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Anti Joke

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