- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

Penis.

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

Ryan Chang is funny.

This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

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