Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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want to go home? yea

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

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why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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