Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

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What's half of 8? o

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

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Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

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Superman vs Batman real fight: Batman: Hmm I believe that Superman might want to fight m*squish* Batman explodes in a bunch of meat as a blue and red blur is seen fly by. Extended Edition: Batman: Hah Superman I got kryptonite gloves so if you would just stand close to them for about five minute...*squish* Batsack of meat left we see nothing because Superman is FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET. They are probably gonna go like every fucking crossover, first they squabble and throw a few punches for five minutes, then they realize that the LAX LADDER LEX LUGER AND LEX LUTHOR brothers made up some fake story so sups and bts kill each other while they blow up the world, so Btz, and Soup end up beating them up... Moral: "PFF! BATMAN HAS BEATEN UP SUPERMAN AND THE HULK IN THOUSANDS OF SHlTTY NON CANON STORIES!" (In where the one with the Hulk described the hulk to have the instincts and combat skills of a "dumb, animal like confused ape" yes actual quote, Batman punched this confused green ape across a door and kept beating "The Hulk" up as he ran around in "animalistic fear and "rage" receiving random kicks by Batman, then Btz throws some capsule that turns into a fishbowl with no oxygen that chokes The Hulk (supposedly to death) in a few seconds... The Hulk can like hold his breath for YEARS in space, (but you know these lethal fishbowls)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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