What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

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She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

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Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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