The queen having a shit

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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rabbits running in my bathroom!

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

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A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

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This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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hey

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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lewis ya baggy fuck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

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4 1/2

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what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One's fun to smash and the other is a watermelon.

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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Anti Joke

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