"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

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There once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he awoke with a fright in the middle of the night to find he had eaten the gel packets that came with them and died of cancer.

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Mmmm, donuts

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Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

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Health food.

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Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

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A girl's opinion is respected.

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Why didn't the Asian student ask for a calculator? Because he was busy washing the dishes and thought a calculator would be completely inappropriate for the situation at hand.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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