What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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Why did the group of black men not get paid for all of their manual labor? It was the early 1800's.

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What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

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A horse cantered into a bar.

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What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

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What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

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What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

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What's the only type of wood that doesn't float? Natalie wood.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

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Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

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What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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There was once a man named Larry. Larry was an office worker for a paper company. One day when Larry was counting papers he got a papercut on his left hand. Therefore his finger began to bleed as he sat in agony. What did Larry do next? He got up and got a band-aid. Larry continued his paper work at his desk.

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Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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