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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

People Eating Tasty Animals

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Why? Because.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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