What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

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Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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Lebron Traveled

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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Anti Joke

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