Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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Anti Joke

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