What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

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Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

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why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

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What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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