One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

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How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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I pooped my pants

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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