Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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Cancer.

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Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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AVB

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Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

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Blarg

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the asian kid gets an F

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

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Spell: “This word”

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Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

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Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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