Gingers.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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