- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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