What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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call me if you want xxx on 0407777235

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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