- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

Looks through the peephole.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

What's 9+10? 19

How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

the jokes are repetitive on this site

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

they're dead. idiot.

what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

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