When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

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A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

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Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

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Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

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Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she believes in god. God isn't real.

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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Anti Joke

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