Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

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nick ya honkin of b.o m8

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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