I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

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In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

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What do you call a gay dog? Steve

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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What's the difference between a stepfather and a turkey? A stepfather is a man who married a woman who has already had a family with another man but the man does not mind because he has fallen deeply in love with her and wants to spend the rest of his life with the woman. A turkey is completely different in many respects.

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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Penis

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

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What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

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What swims in the ocean? Fish

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

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