Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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I'm a fork. Fork you!!

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Why couldn't Tommy pick up the bunny? Because the bunny was schizophrenic and Tommy wasn't real.

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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Canada

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

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Hitler is my role model

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Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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Anti Joke

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