What do you find....... there's a..........

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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Your future.

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

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A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee and a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, “You must be single.” The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict’s intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said “Well, you know what, you’re absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?” The drunk replied, “Cause you’re ugly.”

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

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Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

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whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What is white and black and red all over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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