Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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why did the chicken cross the road

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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