- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

what did the orange say to the apple? hi

How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

What is black and has no education A tire.

Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

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