A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

Tim's gay.

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

GO CHARLIE TO CANDY MOUNTAIN. Charlie is a unicorn and unicorns are not real they are mythological creatures. They do not breath becuase they where never alive unless you do drugs(mr craig) that is the only way to see them. And drugs leed to lose of money, loss of money = broke.Broke = no home. No home= death. So who believes in unicorns??

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? were both therapists.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

Walnut

wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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