Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Jimmy Saville

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Error 37.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Black people are clen.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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