Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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Did you know? . You already know!

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Peoples' bad attempts at Anti-Jokes.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

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this website even though its hilarious.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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