What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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SNAPPLE!

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

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what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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