I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

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Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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these are shit

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