What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

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A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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