What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

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How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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Goat balls.

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did you know towels can cause dry skin?

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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A woman comes home and finds her husband with another woman. Their marriage collapses and the husband goes on to marry the other woman and his ex-wife commits suicide.

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

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So I was walking down the road today

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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a man walks into horse bar

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Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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Dancing Potatoe!

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