- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

I like turtoes.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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