What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

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whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

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Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

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yo mama is fat shes fat

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Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

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what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

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why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

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A man named Carl walks into a bar and sees another man named Ed who has purple skin and is holding a chinchilla in one hand and a policeman's helmet in the other. Carl approaches Ed and asks, "Why is your skin purple and why are you holding a chinchilla in one hand and a policeman's helmet in the other?" Ed replies stating, "Well its actually a pretty funny story. I was sailing near cape cod and a saw a large whale jump out of the water, and that gave me a really good idea. So I sailed home immediately and wrote a very detailed novel about my days in Vietnam. The book was a success and I was able to make a large amount of money. However, unfortunately I became addicted to cocaine and wasted all of my money and had to live on the streets. Since then, I have cleaned up my act and am working again and have a house. I decided to treat myself to a night out and so I came here and painted myself purple. Then, I found this chinchilla and policeman's helmet on the floor and decided to hold onto it until I find the owner. Now that I think about it, that story isn't very funny. I apologize." Carl then accepted the apology and the two had a drink together and are still good friends today.

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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