Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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lets bomb africa

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I was thinking... Love conquers all right? Remember the epic crying video? Satan: Because... Some where deep inside... I still love you... God:BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAUuuuaaaahhh... (Partially invisible effect hand of Satan pats God on the back) The universe is at peace with no opposing forces and I am Nerometal, not that asshole that claims to have one fist and is the leader of some sect, I am and will always be the original Moralman, my name simply happens to be Nero, and thats it, so I am not dissing the bible, why would I none of my business literally, but if love can be tha powerful eh?

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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Daym im romantic

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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