What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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whos gay? you are

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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