Why do you want to know? And what did the censor get? Okay okay you are not boring nor stale nor anything, please increase the effect of this thing, its not working very well when I try to.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

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Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

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what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

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Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

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What's the difference between a carrot and an elephant? The carrot is orange.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

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Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

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Hello Braydon

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once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

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Anti Joke

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