What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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WTF BOOOOOM

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

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Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

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12 in general

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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Women's rights.

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Vagina-Boob

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A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

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How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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10inch nice

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? Pizza doesn't scream when you put it into an oven.

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Anti Joke

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