roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

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what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

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whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

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Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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Why do black men smell like horse poo? Because they showe horse shit in stables.

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what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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What has two legs and two arms? A Human

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Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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