What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

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How do you hit a clown off a swing? There are many was of acting upon this situation but the most successful approach would be hitting the clown with a heavy object,

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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