Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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An Atheist and a Christian are walking along a sidewalk going in opposite directions when suddenly the Atheist sneezes. The Christian says "God Bless You!" Even though the Atheist doesn't believe in God he understand that the gesture was a kind one and so he nods and politely says "Thank you!" before going on about his day.

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Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

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Why doesn't Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesn't float!

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Two fish are in a tank. It is an average sized tank designed to hold aquatic animals.

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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