A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

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Romeny or Obama? Obamney

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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Women's Golf

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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