What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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