What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Akshaytiger World

thumb_up thumb_down -6

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

thumb_up thumb_down -10

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

thumb_up thumb_down -37

HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

thumb_up thumb_down -18

a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

thumb_up thumb_down -17

i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

thumb_up thumb_down

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

thumb_up thumb_down -4

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

who farted your mother

thumb_up thumb_down -26

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

thumb_up thumb_down +17

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops