- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

Betty Whites ALIVE?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

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