Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

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what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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9/11

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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Basically

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How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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Boner

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Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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