Dead babies.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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your mom.

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Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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Anti Joke

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