Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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what color is blue? green

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

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Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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Penis.

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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