Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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knock knock whos there open the door and find out

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Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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Religion

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Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Why is this funny? cause it is funny

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Why did the black man run when he heard police sirens? Because he was parked in a handicap spot

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Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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