Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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The Labour Party.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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