Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

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I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

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The Irish man was sober.

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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