How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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How many babies can fit inside a trash can? Seven.

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?!"

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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Why did the straight man turn gay? He didn't. He was always gay but had to hide this from his family and friends because of an overwhelming sense of homophobia in his community.

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

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