Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Women's rights

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Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

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your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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Military intelligence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

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A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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