Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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''In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd.''

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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