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Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

what goes woof ? A dog.

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

slaughter the mussies #EDL

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

9/11.

I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

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WNBA

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

edmond alward. handyman services. call 0858430803.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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