Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

A baseball player hits a home run and wins the game for his team, when he arrives back home expecting to see his mother and father, he remembers they both died in a car crash several years ago.

Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

What's white and horny? A unicorn

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

I like boys!!!!! CC

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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