women's rights

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whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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Kelly Clarkson

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A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

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Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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Did you know?

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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