A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

thumb_up thumb_down +106

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

thumb_up thumb_down -47

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

thumb_up thumb_down +41

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

thumb_up thumb_down +22

what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

thumb_up thumb_down +48

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

thumb_up thumb_down +17

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

thumb_up thumb_down -3

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops