Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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a man walks into a bar..... OWW!!!!!!

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What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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What's old and wrinkly? old people

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

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here's a joke... the american education society

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What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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Come in

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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