[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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