how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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womens rights

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Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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