What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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