How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

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penis. nuff said.

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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George Bush.

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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What is black and white and red all over. A blackboard.

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