What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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