God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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Women's rights

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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