How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

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Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

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b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

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Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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NEVER

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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