Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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baskets

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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