A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry, we don't allow horses in here." The horse then leaves.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; *knock knock*, Who's There? Not Sally.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

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What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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