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a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

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Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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