roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

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Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

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An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

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What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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Why did the man tell the child to get into the van? They were late for a field trip.

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

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Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

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Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

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What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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