- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I lost my tractor.

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

if you don't like this you're gay

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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