Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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Why couldn't the 10-year-old go to the moon? Because it's the Moo-oo-ooo... no you can't come!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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