What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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Kid walks into principals office Principal: do you know why I called you down here. Kid: yeah, I punched a kid at lunch. Principal: that's not why I called you down here

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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GONNA

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

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Women's Rights..

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Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

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This is a joke. Laugh!

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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