What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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i like tits

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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