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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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hey justin

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What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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