Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

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What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

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Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

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What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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This is an anti-joke.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

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Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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Anti Joke

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