what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

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Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

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Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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