Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

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How do you confuse a blonde? Hit her over the head with a baseball bat until she has concussion

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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