A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

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Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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a man walks into a bar and it hurts

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What did Jesus say to his disciples at the Last Supper? Go to Hell.

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what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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