Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

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Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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Single man, interested in women. Profession: Particle Physicist. Looking for: A strong interaction with a strange, charming woman. One who will ride both up and down the roller-coaster of a relationship, that is not fussy about being top or bottom and that is not impartial to the many flavours of life. I look forward to you spinning me around; Yours Sub-atomically, Professor Quark.

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What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

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What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

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Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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