What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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Two bananas are walking down the street. One says, "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" The other banana says, "Wait a minute, fruit can't talk." The second banana turns into a dove and promptly flies away.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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god walks into a bar orders a beer and then remembers he's not real

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"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

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How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

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