whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

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Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

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What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

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Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

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Vagina ass.

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there is nothing better than waking up to realise that your being hugged by your partner unless that partner is not home

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

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Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

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