What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Black people in Camden NJ.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

No your aunties a joke

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Johnson stops eating

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

I'm a poet and I just didn't realise

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

Hey, Max!!

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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