2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

It says so on your cap.

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

Poverty.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Hahaha

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

Gordon Brown smiles.

My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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