How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

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Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

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Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels Why did bobby die? He was hit by a bus

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

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I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

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Queens Park rangers

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