A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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why are fire engines red? well books are red magazines are red 2 two plus two is four four times three is 12 there are 12 inches in a ruler queen elizabeth was a ruler, queen elizabeth was also a ship, ships sail in the sea fish swim in the sea, fish have fins, fins fought the russians, russians are always red, fire engines are always russian. and THAT is why fire engines are red....

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

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Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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