Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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hashtags suck balls

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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A black man in a country bar.

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Women's Rights

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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