- Anti Joke

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"Almost as accidental as your spelling I'm afraid." -...

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

Rachel not blowing Robert.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

YEAH THEY DO.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

Beans, beans, they're good for your heart, Because they contain antioxidants and help to lower your cholesterol.

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Bitch! Love, J.B.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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