- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

What do vampires cross the sea in?

What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

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