Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

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A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

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What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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