whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

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Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

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Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

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