Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

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What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

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whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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Why are women so obsessed with not having penises? I'm serious. Imagine an ordinary woman out there, who is not doing any of the activities that the women-not-having-penises thing is famous for. But I can pretty much guarantee that under her clothes at that very moment, she isn't having a penis. And for no good reason. Sometimes I suspect women keep up the no-penis thing even in their sleep. Frankly, I find that creepy. Why are women so obsessed with not having penises?

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2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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