Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

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Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

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I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

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i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

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Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

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Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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