Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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c+t+c?

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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whats white and big and white? alot of things...

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

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Your mums a potato

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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