What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

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What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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An englishman, Irishman and scottishman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Irishman and englishman both jump off the cliff. The scottishman says "oh,shit".

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

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whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

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Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: *BANG!*

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Your sex life.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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In the middle of a long flight from Heathrow to Chicago O'Hare, the passengers of a 747 watched the engines all suddenly flame out. "Now, folks," the captain said over the PA as the plane plummeted to the earth, "I want it on record that I said it in plain English: a 747 can't fly from Heathrow to Chicago without refueling." No one bothered writing it down.

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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Justin

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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