Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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Two Muffins are in a freezer. The first muffin says "Sure is cold in here." The other muffin sits there untill at a later date eaten because muffins can't talk. The first muffin later is analyzed and dysected by the United States governmant and is classified as alien because again, muffins can't talk.

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

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Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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