Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

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Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

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There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

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Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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