Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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J?????????????????o??????????????????????k?????????????????????????e?????????????????????????????????????s??????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????o??????????????????????n??????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????y???????????????????????????????????o????????????????????????????????u????????????????????????????????.?????????????????????????????.????????????????????.????????????????????????

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John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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brett is a dick

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whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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Terraria

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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I got shot, you laughed

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