what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

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whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

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Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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Why do black men smell like horse poo? Because they showe horse shit in stables.

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what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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What has two legs and two arms? A Human

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Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

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Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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