An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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Random link time! http://www.booksie.com/thrillers/novel/declan_mckimm/pure-evil

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

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What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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