Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

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A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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What? Huh?

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Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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girls lacrosse

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

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I won the game.

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

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penis

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A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

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Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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