Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

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What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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Womens rights

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

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