Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

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how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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