- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red.

What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

a. why? b. because

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

I have read the Terms of Service.

You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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