Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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