If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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this website even though its hilarious.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

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What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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