Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

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swag

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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Jews

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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Steve is an average man. He has a good life, is married and has 2 kids. So why did he have his dog put down? Because it was hit by a car and had 21 broken bones and was in severe pain. Steve thought putting it down was the best thing to do.

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Women Driving.

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

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An Italian man with a very thick accent decides to travel to America. On arriving, he decides to take a taxi and tour the nearby city. The man, feeling hungry after a while, chooses to stop at a bakery. Upon entering the bakery, the man walks up to the display of bread, and points at the loaves of bread he wanted, calling to the baker "I want 2 piece." The baker, not understanding the man's accent asks the man to repeat what he said. So the man repeats, "I want 2 piece, right here, right now." "Sure thing," the baker says, and gives the man the loaves of bread.

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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falling didnt make the difference

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Anti Joke

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