Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

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What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

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Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

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Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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If I just post the same thing someone else posted and say it was mine, I'm gonna be really popular because everyone is too dumb to realize it's not my original work of genius.

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What is worse than hell?

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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Anti Joke

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