A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

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A child with cancer grows up.

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

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What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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