whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Justin

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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What did you get for your birthday? I got older

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

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Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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A man walks into a bar with an MP5 and proceeds to fire thirteen bullets into a crowd of people, several unarmed bystanders attempt to disarm the gunman but they are promptly ordered to stay back or they too would be fired on, a witness reports gunfire coming from down the street to local emergency services and they arrive quickly, organising a perimeter around the bar, county sherriffs decide it would be safest to wait for a swat team, as reports indicated the gunman may have hostages, however the gunfire appears to have ceased an noone has entered or exited the building since police arrived on scene. As SWAT arrives on scene and media helicopters circle above, a person emerges from the bar and the gunman appears behind him, he shoots and kills the hostage and then turns the gun on himself, the death toll reached sixteen including the gunman and as many as fourteen people were injured. there was no clear motive to the massacre, but a search of his appartment indicated he was tired of one-liners on typical joke sites and felt his wife's betrayal with his best friend was too much to bare and he simply snapped after losing his job in the current economic situation.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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you will like this because i am black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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