- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

they told me not to write here but i did

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

I told you it would happen

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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