Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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Whats the difference between an American and a Frenchman? The language they speak.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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No.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

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A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

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Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

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Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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It got hit by a rocket.

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how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

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Anti Joke

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