Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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Sarah Palin

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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