- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

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derp

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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It says so on your cap.

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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