Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

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What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

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Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

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What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

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I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

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Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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