nothing

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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Women's rights

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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What is a chair?

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

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Women's rights...

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How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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