What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

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Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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How do you call a white guy surrounded by 9 black guys? Steve Nash.

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

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What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

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