- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

In your case, maybe because it is time to stop thinking so much, and begin living life, if the world cannot appreciate a wise man such as yourself, maybe that man should stop being wise, and begin being happy.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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