Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

I dont no the difference between their and there

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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