You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

Colby is gay.... thats it

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

Is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting AIDS.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

whoa there

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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