A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

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A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

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how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

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What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

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