Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

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What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

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YOU

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poopoo

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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In the movie, Full Metal Jacket, my favorite part was when the entire platoon beat PVT. Pyle with hard soap while he was tied down. Actually I am lying. That part was extremely cruel.

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"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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Anti Joke

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