Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

VITAMIN C!

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

-knock knock! -doors open

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

my mind's eye?

I am a n1gger.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

men's rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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