why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

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How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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Your mom is so old she died

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

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why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

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Jesse gets so many ladies

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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Bags of delicious poop.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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