Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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