Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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What's as bad as doing something you don't like? Doing another thing you don't like

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just the 1, Blondes aren't any dumber than anyone else. It's a myth.

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

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a chinese man pays the full price

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

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What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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