What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

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Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

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Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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where is the world?

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What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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