Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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wanna here a good joke? me too.

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Tommy got neutered.

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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asian drivers.

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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