What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

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so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

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What did the Black man say when he just got home from work? "Hi honey, I just got home from work."

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

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Real jokes.

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Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

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Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

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An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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William Raines.

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