What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

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Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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Agent 47.

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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WNBA

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son, you're adopted.

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why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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What do you call a building full of black people Jail

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A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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