What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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