how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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