Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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your going to die

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u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

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Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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i saw your mom, i said hi

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

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Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

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Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

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School

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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