what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

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you.

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What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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Your face

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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The economy.

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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TWIX PAUSE!

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

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What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

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