What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

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So a priest and an atheist sit next to eachother train After talking to eachother for a short period of time, the priest discovers the other man's beliefs and procededs to spend the rest of the ride trying to convert the atheist. Incredibly irritated the atheist gets off the train a stop early to escape the tirade. The next day the atheist sees on tv that the train crashed right after getting off, and the priest is listed amongst the people killed in the accident. He is ecstatic, and says to himself "ha, proof of divine retribution," but then he feels confused because he realizes he doesn't believe in a god...

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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Woman Rights

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What has two legs, and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

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Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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Anti Joke

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