What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have cancer."

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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did you here the one about the disabled downs child dying? of course you didn't that would be a horrible joke

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What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

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whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

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How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

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Which is longer? A rope...

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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So a Hispanic, African-American, Jewish, and Asian man were walking down the street. They were involved in a parade that celebrated racial equality.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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