You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

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Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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Knock knock! Ding dong.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Q: Why God never got a PhD? A: 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was written in Aramaic, not in English. 3. It has no references. 4. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal. 5. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself. 6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then? 7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. 8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results. 9. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing. 10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects. 11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample. 12. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book. 13. Some say he had his son to teach the class. 14. He expelled his first two students for learning. 15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests. 16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

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How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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