- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

there was once a jew

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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