Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

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If Mormonism is true, and Mitt Romney becomes a god, what will that make him? Romniopotent.

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How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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Relax, I said some pretty vile things to you when I thought you where a guy seducing me while it became ever more apparent that you where pretending to be me, thing is I often use this site to vent my frustrations and earning the "praise" in the form of red thumbs by the people. I wont say your name, but I know who you are now, the girl with the big red scared eyes, I mean how many one handed 27 year old`s do I know? I am in my early thirties, that`s all I am willing to share for now, If people come around trying to poke out my remaining eye, I am ready (my waifu, is at her mother`s place, she knows I am still a wanted target by, well some people here and there.

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

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What do you call an arab ?

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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