Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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Time flies like a banana.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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