What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

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What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

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Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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