Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

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How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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ok

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

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Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

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im a selling a car

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Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

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A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

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why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

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What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

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jack shine has boobs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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