Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? I'm sleeping with your wife

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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A bass player walks past a bar.......... "hey, it could happen"...

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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KOOKABURRA

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

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what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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