Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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mitchell palmer sucks

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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So this farmer had theses two amazingly fast horses, one named slokey and the other pokey. They would run in the pasture and bring many people to watch. So one day this man says hey, you should enter them in the county derby. So he does and the whole race its slokey, pokey slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. So after the farmer collects his prize money a man walks up and says, hey those horses are pretty fast, you should enter them in the state derby. So he loads his horses up to the capital and prepares them. When the gates open slokey and pokey dash out of the gate. The whole race its slokey, pokey, slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. After all the press conferences a man says, hey you should enter those horses in the kentucky derby. So the farmer enters them and drives down to kentucky. The gates open and the whole time its slokey, pokey, slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. After the press meetings a man says hey you should enter your horses in the european derby. The farmer says no, im going to retire my horses. One fall afternoon pokey says to slokey, man, i wish i could have won a single race. So they race around the huge pasture and the whole way its slokey, pokey, slokey pokey, and pokey wins by a nose! All the farm animals go crazy and the farm dog says "congratulations pokey you finally won!" And pokey says "HOLY SHIT A TALKING DOG!"

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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penis haha

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

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How do you confuse a blonde? Hit her over the head with a baseball bat until she has concussion

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

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