Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

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