- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

you lose.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

joe diragi whacks off his dog

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

why did the black guy die? cancer

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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