- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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