What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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Women.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

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What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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