What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

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get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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