Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It has been this way for two days now. Whenever he looks over his shoulder and past his wing, he can see them there. Following him. The men with the red eyes. He doesn't know what they want and doesn't want to find out. He crosses that road as he has crossed so many others recently, squawking and shuffling along on his stubby legs, darting through traffic in a risky effort to shake them off of his tailfeathers. He gets to the other side and ascends the curb, walking beak-first into a pair of legs hidden beneath a grey robe. He looks up and sees a pair of eyes like burning coals staring down at him from within the darkness of a hood. He tries to run, but it is too late. He has been taken. His wings and fingers are forfeit.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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Which is Taller ? the Giraffe or the Lion is faster ?

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

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Yo mama so ugly people don't like to look at her.

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What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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