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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

what is sticky and brown?a stick

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

What did the clown say to the other clown? I was not present at this conversation, and therefore I was not able to catch what they were saying

What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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