What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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Where else? The junk yard

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why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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