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Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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Black people are clen.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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A man walks into a bar. Except it was a metal bar, like a pole. So he got hurt.

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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What begins with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Your neighbor

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and have a wonderful time at what many people believe to be the most magical place on Earth.

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Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

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What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

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