How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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There was 3 Men. Who had crashed their car on there way back from the Bar, All 3 of them died. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told him " The better in life you were with relationships,and staying true with one love- The better Transportation you get." Guy one got a Scooter. Guy two got a bike. And Guy 3 got a Mustang. One day, Guy 1 and 2 were on their bike and scooter. And they see Guy 3 upset. "Whats wrong? You got the best transporation in heaven!!" Guy 3 looks up at guy 1 and 2, Then says " I know I do..... But, I just seen my wife on a Skateboard."

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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Women's rights

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What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

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Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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You know whats funny Aids

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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