what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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A man walks into a bar, ouch!

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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Q:What were Helen Keller's dying words? A: Speaking is difficult when you have no way of hearing others. Apart from that, just hours before you die, you become unaware of your surroundings, and have a harder time communicating. Both these problems merged together made it basically impossible for her to speak before death.

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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what goes woof ? A dog.

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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