A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

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Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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