Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

GAWS SI EKOJITNA

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

i like pie.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

Justin's life

Kim Kardashian got a job.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

What's white and sticky? Glue

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

What animal is green and eats rocks? The green rockeater

A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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