can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

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What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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An Artic Storm.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

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what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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womens rights!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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