How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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Your Mom

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

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there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

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Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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