What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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no u

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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A little boy uses a horrible curse against his classmate. The classmate is so angry he tells the teacher. The teacher is so astounded at the little boy's use of language he sends him to the principal. When the principal hears of the foul language he's so ashamed he calls the police. The police can't believe the little boy said such a bad word, they think he deserves to go to court. The court dates are set up. When the Judge hears of the hate words he can think of no other worthy punishment except prison until he turns 21. After the kid is let out he heads for the bar across town where all the ex-prisoners go. He orders up a drink, bartender asks "What'd you do?". The kid explains the curse to the bartender. The barkeep becomes so upset that he kicks the kid out of the bar. While crossing the street to go to another bar he gets hit by a truck. Whats the moral of the story? Look both ways before crossing the street....

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

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What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

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How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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Anti Joke

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