- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

no really what are ur names?

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

WNBA

What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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