What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

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A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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