Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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