Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

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How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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what do you call a middle-aged man with one blue suede shoe on, purple hair, pink skin, white eyes, no toenails, 67 fingers, 1 eye, a pocket watch, no clothes, and 8978967564567898765432345678765321234568909876543w245678909876543456098765323456-0987654367890-098765435678-09876543456789098765432345678909876543456789098765435678909876543234567898765323456890-987654345678900987654323456890987653234567890765434568909876543456899876543456789098765434568909876545678987654345678987654567898765434567898765478579458765456789876543223456789876543098765432123456898765432678987654230987653-098765434567898765434898765434567898765456787654567876 butt cheeks? bob.

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Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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Noah is Smart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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