Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely, caucasian man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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