here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

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Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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oh hiya come in

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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why was the boy sad? because.

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