How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

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A man went to the doctor with a strange complaint. "Well it's like this Doc, when I drive to work in the morning through the country lanes I start to sing 'The green green grass of home'. If I see a cat then it's 'What's new, pussy cat?'. It's so embarrassing, even when I'm asleep and dreaming, I still keep singing. Last night, it was 'Delilah', and my wife was not amused!" "Yes, it would apear that you have the early symptoms of Tom Jones syndrome." "Well I've never heard of that, is it common?" asked the man. "Yes," replied the doctor, "It is very uncommon."

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Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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Nuneaton..

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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what are three short words? i a am

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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why did katy fall off her bike?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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