press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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test test

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

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John Stamos.

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

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Womens Rights.

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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The joke below me is retarded

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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Anti Joke

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