What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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How high is a Chinaman

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Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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