Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

thumb_up thumb_down -12

what is not funny? This joke.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

thumb_up thumb_down -18

A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

whats 2+2? 4

thumb_up thumb_down -200

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

thumb_up thumb_down -19

You know how geese fly in a V formation and sometimes one side is longer than the other. Do you know why that is? Because there are more geese on that side.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops