Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

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why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

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Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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God

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