Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

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Female rights.

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Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

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Dance is a sport

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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