- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

A boy eats 3 pounds of candy, 2 whole pizzas, and drinks 10 beers. Why did he puke? Someone came out of nowhere, and kicked him in the nuts

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

what tall and looks like a jew?

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

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