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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

How many fingers do most people have? 10

My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

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Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.