So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

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How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

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A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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KKK

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