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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

An Amish walks into Best Buy

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

SC Johnson a Family Company

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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