Knock Knock. Come in.

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How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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Andoni was here

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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