Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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"Wow, that was so funny i fell off my dinosaur!" Dinosaurs went extinct in the late Cretaceous period, about 65 million years ago. Commonly believed by scientists across the world to have been caused by an ancient meteor that crashed in the current day Yucatán peninsula in Mexico. Also, even if you were around during the Cretaceous period, i assure you that no dinosaur would let you climb on top of it, let alone ride it while you're not highly terrified because of the sheer danger of the experience. Now unless you are 65 million years old, I highly doubt you laughed so hard that you fell off the dinosaur that you supposedly own.

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A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

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Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

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You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

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A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

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there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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