Can you see this brett? Connor

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

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identical jokes get different votes.

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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