- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

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