Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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Roses are red Dead bodies are blue You can't see me But I see you

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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