Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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when debbie meets downer

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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so there are 3 people who have heard of this magical cliff; theyre names are harry, dick, and joe. how the cliff works is that when you jump off you turn into whatever you say as you jump. first harry jumps off and yells plane, he turns into a plane and flys off. next dick jumps off and yells bird he turns into a bird and flys off. finally joe steps up to the cliff as he was walking he trips and falls as hes falling he yells HARRY DICK he than hits the ground and dies. everyone mourned for such a well respected individual.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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Your Mom

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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Justin Bieber

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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