What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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A platypus walks into a bar. They are the only mammals with the ability to lay an egg.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

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What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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Why can no one in africa read or write? I would asume the lack of public education combined with the fact that setting up an education system for so many widespread remote comunities would be a logistical nightmare. But then again I have never been to africa and know little about the country and so the premise of this joke is probably a dramatic overstatement in the first place.

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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Sarah Palin is President

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