A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

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Womens rights

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Japan

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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i read the terms of service when i posted this

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What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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