Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

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justin bieber

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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