what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

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What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

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What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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Yo Mama just died.

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A lot eh?

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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