I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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acualy is dolan

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You are joking right?

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

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Anti Joke

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