- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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