What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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THIS IS an anti-joke.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What is a dog? Bark

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Anti Joke

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