A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

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U mad?

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

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BUTTERFARTING

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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