What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

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What do you call a retarded black man? His name

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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No.

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

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Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

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What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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