A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

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Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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The GOV and the WHO?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

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Anti Joke

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