Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

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Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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