why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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Women's Rights

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What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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Why did the blonde shoot her dog? Because it had rabies

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh.. Okay.

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What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

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you give like i give lomain

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Why is this site so stupid? It's no, its the best site ever

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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Anti Joke

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