Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

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How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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