- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

Women's rights

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

black people

What's worse than cancer? Death.

Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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