Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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A man finds a lamp and rubs it and a genie pops out and says he'll grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish I had a trillion dollars for which I can buy whatever my heart desires" and poof he gets it. The man says "I wish I had a beautiful wife for which I can love forever till the end of time." and poof he gets it. Finally, his 3rd wish he says "I wish I have my own country for which I can rule as king and become the greatest ruler in history." and poof he gets it.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

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How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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you know whats funny the letter Q

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

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KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

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Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

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Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

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hashtags suck balls

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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dead dibbs

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A Jew walks into Macy's

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I'm gay Mr Goodwin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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