Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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World Peace

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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Womens rights.

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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