What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Why was the man sad His got raped

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

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want a balloon? yeah

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

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hello juliano and guss. having fun?

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

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What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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