What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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Well... My reputation is still kinda exaggerated apparently. What you experienced is called astral projection, some people claim it is the same as lucid dreaming, I beg to differ, the difference is vast. You basically just admitted that people believe much more in you, than you believe in yourself, without believing hypnosis does not work, people are like "bah its just suggestions", its true, but underestimating the power of suggestions is a pretty bad call.

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What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

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