whats purple and savage? Barney!

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

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Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

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Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

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What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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