Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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Because she has down's syndrome

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

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What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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