What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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What's one plus one? two.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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