Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

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