What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

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what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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Racial Equality

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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