How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

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Yo mamas so fat.

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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knock knock whos there the game _______I LOST THE GAME_______

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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