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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

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Infamous last words: "Phew these Germans are finally gonna let us take a shower! Okay who farted! And do not lie because it smells like gas in here!" "Oh Crickey! That reptoil looks dangerous! Good thing I am immune to reptoils... Wait are Manta-Roys reptoils? uh oh..." "Hi OJ dear! Say hello to my brothe..." Moral: Hmm my chest hurts I wonder if... YAAAAaaaaaaaaaaRAGHGHGhGHGHG *dead* RESURRECTION! Phew...

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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