- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

Snooki

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Mitt Romney

What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Johnson stops eating

Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

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