roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

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What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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Your future.

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

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guess what chicken butt

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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