Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

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Yellow People !!

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

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How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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