Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

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Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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