What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

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A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

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Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

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A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

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A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

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Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

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What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

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What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

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An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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