- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Why? Whats wrong?

There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

Whats white and all over my room? paint

What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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