- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

Why did the elephant paint its toenails red? So it could hide in a cherry tree. Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? No.... See, it works!

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

World peace

Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??