EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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boner

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so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

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What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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Kittens.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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