Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

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A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

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there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

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You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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