why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

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A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You write a really difficult riddle in braille and tell her to solve it.

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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