- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

Help I'm being raped!

What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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