What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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Sonic

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Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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