jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water. jack fell down and broke his crown, and is now in intensive care.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

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Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

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Black people are clen.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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Justin beiber..

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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Membean

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Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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