Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

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Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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