Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

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How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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Contrary to popular belief when life hands you lemons you cannot make lemonade. Water and sugar are two other essential ingredients.

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Get off my porch.

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