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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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A woman is hit by a car. Thankfully she manages to survive, but the driver is fined a lot of money for speeding.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

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Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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