A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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y do churches have kneelers?, cuz it puts less stain on ur knees

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

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Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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