there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

I lost my tractor.

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

if you don't like this you're gay

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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