What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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Runescape.

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knock knock who's there ?

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Once upon a time, The end.

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Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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Your mom.

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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Knock-knock jokes with sjws: Knock knock! Who's there? A transgender! A transgender who? WOW. It's 2016, people. If you can't recognize a transgender, you're a disgusting piece of cis white male scum! OH! OHH! "I'm sorry lady"? Do I LOOK like a lady to you? I'm a- no- sir- stop interrupting me. SIR! I identify as a gender fluid demisexual! "What does that matter?" Oh my god. Well it wouldn't matter if I identified as a goddamn piece of salami to you would it??? Huh? I'm confusing you? WOW! What a priveleged- oh! So I'M being rude? OKAY! FINE! I'm recording this you know. You're going ALL over the Internet. Oh yes you are! No, hey, my privilege cam! You just took it this is rape! You are assaulting me! Don't just shove it back into my hands like that! I call patriarchy! Oh no, I'm not done with you! Don't you close that door you Goddamn piece of sh- *slam*

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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