A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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Potato!

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WNBA

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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Womens rights.

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