Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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I dislike old people.

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Shltskc gw? G

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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