- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

What did Delaware? A coat.

I like boys!!!!! CC

Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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