why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

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what is red white and blue? the french flag

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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Caolan and Eamon

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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The WNBA

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down, and orders a drink. After giving the pirate a drink, the bartender looks down and notices that there is a steering wheel on the pirate's penis. "Sir, are you aware that there is a steering wheel on your penis?" The bartender asked. "Arrrrrrr, it's driving me crazy!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon," said the bartender, "It looks very uncomfortable and could be dangerous to your health...not to mention your penis is out in the open." "Yes, you are probably right," the pirate agreed. He proceeded to get a ride from a friend to the nearest hospital, for drinking and driving can be dangerous, and steering wheels on penises are not safe.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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