A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

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why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Most of her friends have encouraged her to contact the IRS about this to see if she can start a repayment plan for her back-taxes or obtain some sort of federal assistance. Otherwise, Ms. Keller is likely to suffer serious legal consequences.

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

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Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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God

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Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

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knock knock whos there? nobody

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What killed the name cool? Coolio

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

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What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

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theres this guy that i REALLY like but today he was putting something in my locker, it was gumbie the little green bendy thing but i didnt want it to be in my locker so i slammed my locker, except the only thing was that his pinky was in the way!!!! oh gosh i felt soooooo bad!!!! turns out he went to the hostpital and got stitches!!!!!!! that made it worse on me!!!!!! he said he was finee but i still cant let that go!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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