What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

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Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

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You see how lame this is?

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So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

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How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

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A boy walks home from school. On his way home some bullies stole his kite. When the boy got home he was greeted by a police officer that told him that his parents had been killed. The boy started crying and the Police officer said " whats wrong?". The boy replied " some bullies stole my kite".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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