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What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

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Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

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How do you make a bird drop a worm? Wring it's neck. P.S: If that anti-joke didn't persuade you to vote thumbs up for this post, then perhaps these delightful lyrics will convince you otherwise. I see them staring back at me They know my name The faces in the sky are looking for something more My friends have paper smiles and laugh at me in all my trials Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia My friends have hollow eyes They're made of shapes and curvy lines Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow [. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/elena-siegman-lyrics/pareidolia-lyrics.html .] My pareidolia The loneliness is only missed when I am alone O yeah I might try to find my light tonight Hide my sight from eyes I try to fight My nine eyes of light die by the blight Ride white knight unite my plight tonight They're inside me They're inside me I'm inside out I'm inside out They're all around Within without Within without They're inside I'm outisde They're all around They're all around They're inside me I'm inside out They're all around Within without It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia la lalala lalala lalala lala

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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