two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

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what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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If life throws you melons... ouch

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Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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Three guys are in the desert. They find a lamp, they rub it, and a genie appears. The genie says "I'll grant each of you a wish." So the first guy says "I want to return to my family in my native country." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. The second guy says "I want to live in Hollywood, be famous and rich, and have dozens of girls around me." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. The third guy says "I want to go to Hawaii." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. So all three guys end up being happy.

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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