One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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Womens rights.

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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A moose walks into a store and asks the lady where the potatoes are. She says "isle five". he walks to isle five and there were no potatoes

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Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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when debbie meets downer

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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what do you call a black pilot? a pilot

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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Whats worse that stubbing your toe? Death.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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