What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

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Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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Knock knock Shut up

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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