What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

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A midget walked under a bar.

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

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What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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