What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

this is just a tribute to the greatest anti-joke ever told as I can't quite remember how it went, but you gotta beleive me, you just had to be there, it's a matter of opinion.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

women's rights.

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

You

Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

Anti Joke

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