Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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hrih

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

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What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Anti Joke

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