Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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The government makes a good decision

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

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