Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

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my wife out of the kitchen

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

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What's 9 +10 19

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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