How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

Your mother just died.

antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

Please don't shoot me

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

Vaginal secretions

Donald Trump

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

what did the shark do when he died.....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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