how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

I hate black people. Because their black.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

do you wanna hear a joke school

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

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