When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

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A man. That is all.

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

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Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

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[INSERT ANTIJOKE HERE]

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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marshal sterio had sex

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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