Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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Women's Rights

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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Why did the wife leave her husband? Because they were having sexual differences and time restraints. The husband worked nightshifts as a nurse while the woman stayed home and took care of their child. The husband confessed he never wanted a child in the first place, and that having sexual intercourse with her didn't truly satisfy him.

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Black People.

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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The Pittsburgh Pirates

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How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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