Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry." "No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away." "I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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what did the kid do after the rabbit told him trix are for kids? he beat him with a stick then ate some sushi.

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top kek

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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im a willy bum bum

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Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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C.U.M. on guys, gay jokes arent funny

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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