okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

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1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

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Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

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What is the name of the car? What

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a mus lim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the mus lim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the mus lim that he's keeping company with a swine, and the mus lim feels offense for the poor horse.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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Why did John stay home from school? He died.

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Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

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