- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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