If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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I like your hair

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whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

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A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

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planking.

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

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What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

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It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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