James Patrick Campbell

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What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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How many people does it take to eat an apple ? One, unless it is divided into pieces for everyone to enjoy.

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

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Hello Braydon

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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A man goes to the beach to meat babes, but know one seemes to notice him. The man notices another man with a crowed of beautiful women surrounding him. Later that day he stops the man and asks him, how do you get all those girls? the man replies put a potato in your bathing suit. so the next day the man puts a potato in his bathing suit, this time he notices girls walking by and laughing, he goes to the man at the end of the day and asks why it did not work, the man replies, next time try putting the potato in the front

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Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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