A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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