- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

Where are you going Your house

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

Yo momma's so nice that she baked cookies for us. Please tell her I said thanks.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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