An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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LIFE :(

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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know whats funnier than 24? 25.

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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Frogs with dislocated fingers....................................................CARROT

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What did my mom say when she walked in my room? You smell like body oder.

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Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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BWAT

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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