So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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Wenis Penis

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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space is fun

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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And you honored it I see :P

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Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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