A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

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Major League Soccer

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ur mum

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

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"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

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What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

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What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

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Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

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What's 9+ 10?! 19

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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