What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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An Irishman walks out of a bar

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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