- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Womens Basketball.

A baby seal walks into a club.

what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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