What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

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Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

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The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

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A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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