- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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