A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

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Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

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Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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